That poor kid

[u/nthensome]

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[u/SadlyNotPro]

Who's gonna tell them the names don't have to be unique. Real life isn't a World of Warcraft servr, where you need to be xXZephyrXx.

[u/Seffyr → u/SadlyNotPro]

You wanna know how I landed on the alias “Seffyr”?

World of Warcraft when I was a kid.

I used the one month trial you get when you purchase the game to make an account. I wanted “Zephyr” but it was taken, so I landed on “Sephyr”.
Being a stupid kid though I linked it to an email I couldn’t remember the password to and got myself locked out, so I had to make a new account. And since “Zephyr” and now “Sephyr” were taken, I went with “Seffyr” and that was my main from BC through to the end of WoD when I quit, and has been my online alias for a few decades now.

My entire online identity is based very specifically on “Zephyr” being taken on World of Warcraft.

[u/ryanidsteel → u/Seffyr]

That's some nameology there.

[u/Fish-With-Pants → u/ryanidsteel]

Mines because when I was 15 I was high, eating goldfish, and only wearing pants. Wanted to change my name on Xbox. Now I’m FishWithPants

[u/MidnightNo1766 → u/Seffyr]

That's a pretty cool origin story TBH

[u/D4T45T0RM06 → u/SadlyNotPro]

Sorry mate that ones taken - The pope, probably

[u/toastedbreddit → u/SadlyNotPro]

xXZephyrothXx

[u/xrayhearing → u/SadlyNotPro]

xXX_Braedyn_noscope420

[u/vyxanis → u/SadlyNotPro]

Best part is its not even unique, which is usually the whole point of these stupid names. Zephyr is a very common name in gaming. My own was a variation of it - zaphyrin.

[u/RumbleInTheJungle4]

Little bro is gonna find his name in a password manager one day

[u/AintGotNoSeoul]

That's a shift code.

[u/hearsay_and_rumour → u/AintGotNoSeoul]

I think I just unlocked 3 months of XBox Live with it.

[u/Sal1160 → u/AintGotNoSeoul]

A fellow borderlands enjoyer I see

[u/Healthy_Part_7184]

Why do people hate their kids so much

[u/tahlyn → u/Healthy_Part_7184]

They're treating their children like accessories or pets and it's gross. They don't seem to realize their child is a human being who has to live with this tragedeigh.

[u/milanmirolovich → u/Healthy_Part_7184]

they have mental illness and are unfit to have children 

[u/lord-apple-smithe → u/Healthy_Part_7184]

…. But loooove scrabble

[u/DBMaster1]

"r/trageideigh would be that way"

[u/PerformanceThat6150]

So they can spell Zephyr correctly, but would still choose the "I'm absolutely hammered at 4am" spelling.

[u/Delicious-Spring-877]

This kid’s not gonna know how to say his own name because every teacher who reads it won’t even try to pronounce it and he’ll learn to say “here” in response to a look of utter confusion

[u/A_Trash_Homosapien → u/Delicious-Spring-877]

I always knew the teacher got to me when they hesitated. Everyone else they can just rattle off easily but there was always a pause when they got to me.

[u/Delicious-Spring-877 → u/A_Trash_Homosapien]

Lol, my first name is simple but I have a slightly long surname (not even that long, some ppl are just cowardly readers) so I know exactly what the pause sounds like

[u/Letheee → u/Delicious-Spring-877]

"Oh, that's how it's pronounced!" Proceeds to call the child Here for the entirety of their scolarity.

[u/Zirkulaerkubus]

I'm so glad my country requires giving newborns actual names and rejects nonsense like this.

[u/MainlineX]

That kid will hate their parents for this.

Can you imagine putting that name at the top of a resume?

[u/Katnamedeaster]

Just put a kick me sign on the kid's back every time they go to school, seems easier.

[u/punkwalrus]

Say that name backwards and it will return the kid back to the fifth dimension.

[u/above_thetreeline]

Looks like a tail number

[u/Nanouk_R]

Kids name sounds like file endings. His full name be like .tar.g-zfyp

[u/RmpleFrskn]

If someone came to me and told me their name was G-Zyfp I would call them a slur

[u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts → u/RmpleFrskn]

Temporary password ass name

[u/RmpleFrskn → u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts]

Beyoncé was already taken

[u/CumGuzlinGutterSluts → u/RmpleFrskn]

Should have went with Beyondcé

[u/D4T45T0RM06]

Kids favourite food will be mash

[u/newjerk666 → u/D4T45T0RM06]

Kid is 10 years old already.

[u/D4T45T0RM06 → u/newjerk666]

Thats just his integer limit for his login

[u/jimdil4st → u/newjerk666]

The form was created in 2016 we have no indication when it was filled and filed.

("...revised August 2016.")

[u/newjerk666 → u/jimdil4st]

Yah I actually reread it after commenting

[u/PreperationOuch]

“Try telling that to G-Zyfp”

[u/curiousmind111]

Looks like an eye chart.

[u/CelibateHo]

Baby’s name is a passkey

[u/OkWeird17]

All that and they've spelt fighter wrong

[u/Chef_Chalupa]

how the fuck do you even pronounce that

[u/bmoEZnyc]

he’s filipino so they wont call him that

[u/Sal1160]

Yeah that’s not the password

[u/Goulart_gu]

When you have no vowels and try to cheat a word on scrabble

[u/piperthegreat1]

I needed a new password thank you random stranger

[u/Medium_Educator1983]

Please let this be rage bait.

[u/snipingpig]

Looks like an auto generated “secure password”

[u/Widespreaddd]

Is he Welsh? ;)

[u/UptownSinclair_]

Who else thought that G-Zyfp = Giuseppe

[u/NecessaryTypical4145]

Immigrant substitute teacher gonna have a field day trying to say his name.

[u/aldo_nova]

That was my CD key for Diablo 2

[u/Peas1n]

she really hate vowels

[u/a1b3c2]

that's quite a promo code you've got there

[u/TheCurbAU]

Misread it as 'God's precious finger'.

[u/A-Helpful-Flamingo]

That is such an accurate insult lol! I was wondering what that name reminded me of.

[u/fixit858]

It’s her windows key

[u/Q-Zinart]

You can use that to install windows 95

[u/the-meanest-boi → u/Q-Zinart]

r/YourJokeButWorse

[u/SuperGr33n]

Gzip? I prefer tar

[u/-Redstoneboi- → u/SuperGr33n]

that'd be his wife

[u/Skelligean]

At least Buzzzaws Fashbaugh made sense to me when her mother told me the prenatal ultrasound sounded like a Buzzaw. But these names you can barely fucking pronounce.

[u/Flammable_Chipmunk → u/Skelligean]

Wait, what

[u/Jzchessman]

Thought this was r/tragedeigh for a second

[u/ProximaCentauriB15]

Please dont show these to Elon Musk.

[u/SwvellyBents]

I think that was the name of one of Superman's comic book foes back in the 60s.

"Mister Mxyzptlk (often pronounced mix-yez-pitle-ik or mix-il-plick) is a powerful, reality-warping imp from the Fifth Dimension who serves as one of Superman’s most iconic and unconventional adversaries.

First introduced by DC Comics in 1944, he doesn't want to conquer the world; instead, he views the three-dimensional universe as his personal playground and loves tormenting Superman with chaotic, cartoonish pranks. Because his fifth-dimensional "magic" completely bypasses the laws of physics, Superman cannot defeat him with physical strength alone and must outsmart him."

Actually, I think I might just join his cult. He sounds like fun.

[u/Grimwulf2003]

Looks like an office 2000 serial number.

[u/Joe_Peanut]

Yeah, but how about your 4th child, lil'Cunt?

[u/imameanone]

Dick Flopalotofit was listed in the phone book in Fairbanks AK

[u/electric_shocks]

He read it all on the toothpaste tube.

[u/-Redstoneboi-]

philippines ☕️

[u/Bandcampbenny]

So zip zifferman?

[u/zivlynsbane]

Starting life on hard mode.

[u/SAOSurvivor35]

He’s so getting made fun of.