r/rareinsults • • 9h ago

That poor kid

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 8h ago

This kid’s not gonna know how to say his own name because every teacher who reads it won’t even try to pronounce it and he’ll learn to say “here” in response to a look of utter confusion

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u/A_Trash_Homosapien 7h ago

I always knew the teacher got to me when they hesitated. Everyone else they can just rattle off easily but there was always a pause when they got to me.

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u/Delicious-Spring-877 5h ago

Lol, my first name is simple but I have a slightly long surname (not even that long, some ppl are just cowardly readers) so I know exactly what the pause sounds like

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u/Karnewarrior 2h ago

I'm in a similar boat. My surname is pronounced exactly how it's spelled, but because it's more than eight letters long people just mash it up in their mouth and spit out a clod of consonants.