Going through a bit of a rough patch, have way too much free time on my hands, and my brain has decided to be an absolute pest. So I’m looking for someone to yap with regularly and distract me from my own thoughts for a bit. A win-win, really.
I’m after the kind of friendship where we can talk pretty much every day, share absolutely random nonsense, rant about our lives, overshare without filing a formal apology, and be completely unfiltered without wondering if we’ve said too much. Basically, someone I can call a bestie without having to check if they’re still alive every three business days. 😂
I’ve got mates already, but there’s something nice about connecting with someone new, having a laugh, and building a friendship where things just feel easy. No need to make everything a complicated situation. Sometimes a good conversation and a bit of harmless chaos are all you need.
A bit about me: I work in tech, go to the gym, play cricket, occasionally swim, and enjoy F1, gaming, travelling, scenic drives, beaches, mountains, and the outdoors. I’m into thrillers, mysteries, horror and action, and I’m always up for random questions and unnecessarily passionate debates.
Also, I’m a dad to a sassy daughter who seems to have been born with the authority of a Supreme Court judge and the attitude of someone who pays the mortgage. I’m basically middle management in my own household. 😂
One flaw : I barely listen to music unless I’m driving, so if you’ve got a playlist for every emotion known to humanity, I’m clearly a lost cause.
Ideally, I’m looking for that something happened and you’re the first person I want to tell kind of friendship. Good banter, mutual effort, the occasional deep chat, and absolutely no need to pretend to be a well-adjusted adult 24/7.
If you can hold a conversation, match a bit of chaos, and don’t disappear after two decent chats, come say hi.
Besties, not ghosties. I’m begging the universe to get this one right. 😂