r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 10h ago

Possible Paywall Kimberly Guilfoyle Reportedly Hiding Secret Burn Book on Trump Family - “Kimberly knows where the bodies are buried,” one source said.

https://newrepublic.com/post/216609/kimberly-guilfoyle-hiding-secret-burn-book-trump-family
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u/disorderliesonthe401 10h ago

I'm getting flashbacks to "Michael Cohen knows where the bodies are buried" and nothing happened.

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u/KovyJackson Tennessee 10h ago

I’m convinced these articles are placed by the person’s legal team so that Trump’s team will cut a check. In Cohen’s case, it cleared.

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u/chipmunksocute 8h ago

Yeah.  No way is she ever going to really turn.  Hell even Cohen eventually slid his way back into Trump's good graces.  That was Trump's personal fixer and nothing happened.  Guilfoyle slept with one of Trump's kids and got shuffled off. I cant imagine she'll ever turn. She'll get some bullshit title that needz 5 hours of work a month and pays 300k.   She'll be fine and kept on the payroll like Noem was.

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u/RebelAlliance1701 7h ago

She'll get some bullshit title that needz 5 hours of work a month and pays 300k.

Isn't that pretty much what she's doing now?

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u/CelestialFury Minnesota 7h ago

99% of the Trump regime has no work jobs, only 1% is actually doing all the work (well, AI is doing most of it now). The 99% exist only to be rubberstampers and future scapegoats.

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u/Master_Dogs Massachusetts 4h ago

Little Marco is doing all the work with his half dozen titles lol.

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u/wyrtle 2h ago

He has some big shoes to fill.

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u/tweakingforjesus 2h ago

Stephen Miller is basically running domestic policy.

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u/rustyseapants California 5h ago

Donald Trump and Michael Cohen bury the hatchet The pair publicly reunited on Cohen’s radio show after years of legal feuds and name-calling.

Would this be an example of "Keeping your friends close and your enemies closer?"

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u/FellowHumanNo404 4h ago

In his book Fear, Bob Woodward quoted a source close to Trump asserting that Trump's sociopathy is such that when he screws someone over, he doesn't seem to understand that they are likely to be angry with him: He doesn't seem have an intuitive mental model of other people's emotions. So for example, after firing someone without cause and without warning, he might expect them to join him for a cordial lunch the next day.

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u/SlashEssImplied 3h ago

“it’s just business”

A Capitalist’s mantra.

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u/randomnighmare I voted 1h ago

That explains a lot of Trump' s behaviors but at this point he should just expect normal human reaction from throwing others under the bus.

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u/FellowHumanNo404 44m ago

but at this point he should just expect normal human reaction from throwing others under the bus

He's a sociopath: He is physically incapable of understanding normal human emotions.

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u/GrumpyCloud93 5h ago

Same case as Kristi Noem. She has no presidential pardon, just like the rest of his clown car. He's not going to hand out pardons until the last minute, keeping them loyal quiet because they are complicit and if he does not issue that pardon, they can be prosecuted for assorted crimes in 2029.

Most interesting would be if he dies early suddenly and publicly so there's no question he issued no pardons. Then folks there better hope they didn't piss off Vance. Vance would have the perfect opportunity to get even and spin it as "see, I'm a good guy cleaning house."

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u/JerryfromCan Canada 5h ago

She was Newsom’s ex-wife, so she turned once.

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u/Dildozerific 5h ago

Wait, she boned one of the trump kids?! Is that why she was fired?! Why is this the first I'm hearing of this?! Jfc, this whole administration is a dumpster fire of lithium ion batteries submerged in a tank of sewage!

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u/chipmunksocute 5h ago

I mean she was engaged to don jr but then when he dunped her (guessing) and got a new squeeze they dunped Guilfoyle off as ambassador to greece as a thank you for being a loyal foot soldier.

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u/Dildozerific 5h ago

🤢🤢🤮🤮

Thank you. Dunno how I was this unaware of that whole thing. I appreciate you taking the time to explain it to me!

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u/FellowHumanNo404 4h ago

they dunped Guilfoyle off as ambassador to greece as a thank you for being a loyal foot soldier

Or as a way to keep her quiet.

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u/randomnighmare I voted 1h ago

She was engaged to Don Jr (of course they boned. A serious relationship like that involves some boning) but she was also Gavin Newsome's fex-wife (they later divorced). So be she was once married to Gavin Newsome some people see her more like "a democratic " and not a true Republican. Even though she is totally for Trump.

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u/Username_Reported 4h ago

this was that job

But yeah, she will just get another with the same people

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u/CtrlEscAltF4 3h ago

Wait when did cohn turn? Wtf did I miss there?

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u/chipmunksocute 3h ago

He had Trump on for an interview on his show and they were chummy.  Nuff said.  Dont give a fuck whatever else happens or feels you went to jail cause of Trump and shit all over him for years and now you're just chatting on a show!?   Fuck.  That.

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u/randomnighmare I voted 1h ago

Cohen was looking for a pardon from Trump.

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u/ShareGlittering1502 3h ago

What does Cohen do for them now?

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u/chipmunksocute 2h ago

He showed subservience to Trump by giving him a softball interview.  Thats what Trump always really wants.  He might get some quiet fake job in maga land for a nice bit of money but who knows he did shit talk Trump a whole lot for years who knows what Trump will do.

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u/tweakingforjesus 2h ago

Trump put Cohen in freaking jail and Cohen weaseled back in.

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u/peelen 5h ago

Or, to flood the zone, one of those days there will be someone, who actually knows where the bodies are, but nobody would care because it's the third one this week.

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u/RevLoveJoy 5h ago

It's absolutely some form of this.

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u/VagabondReligion 3h ago

So did the check for who ever greased Epstein.

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u/DrooMighty Washington 3h ago

Imagine somebody doing this deep enough into Donnie's dementia arc that he actually believes they "know where the bodies are buried".