r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 10h ago

Possible Paywall Kimberly Guilfoyle Reportedly Hiding Secret Burn Book on Trump Family - “Kimberly knows where the bodies are buried,” one source said.

https://newrepublic.com/post/216609/kimberly-guilfoyle-hiding-secret-burn-book-trump-family
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u/disorderliesonthe401 10h ago

I'm getting flashbacks to "Michael Cohen knows where the bodies are buried" and nothing happened.

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u/KovyJackson Tennessee 10h ago

I’m convinced these articles are placed by the person’s legal team so that Trump’s team will cut a check. In Cohen’s case, it cleared.

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u/chipmunksocute 8h ago

Yeah.  No way is she ever going to really turn.  Hell even Cohen eventually slid his way back into Trump's good graces.  That was Trump's personal fixer and nothing happened.  Guilfoyle slept with one of Trump's kids and got shuffled off. I cant imagine she'll ever turn. She'll get some bullshit title that needz 5 hours of work a month and pays 300k.   She'll be fine and kept on the payroll like Noem was.

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u/RebelAlliance1701 7h ago

She'll get some bullshit title that needz 5 hours of work a month and pays 300k.

Isn't that pretty much what she's doing now?

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u/CelestialFury Minnesota 7h ago

99% of the Trump regime has no work jobs, only 1% is actually doing all the work (well, AI is doing most of it now). The 99% exist only to be rubberstampers and future scapegoats.

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u/Master_Dogs Massachusetts 4h ago

Little Marco is doing all the work with his half dozen titles lol.

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u/wyrtle 2h ago

He has some big shoes to fill.

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u/tweakingforjesus 2h ago

Stephen Miller is basically running domestic policy.

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u/rustyseapants California 5h ago

Donald Trump and Michael Cohen bury the hatchet The pair publicly reunited on Cohen’s radio show after years of legal feuds and name-calling.

Would this be an example of "Keeping your friends close and your enemies closer?"

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u/FellowHumanNo404 4h ago

In his book Fear, Bob Woodward quoted a source close to Trump asserting that Trump's sociopathy is such that when he screws someone over, he doesn't seem to understand that they are likely to be angry with him: He doesn't seem have an intuitive mental model of other people's emotions. So for example, after firing someone without cause and without warning, he might expect them to join him for a cordial lunch the next day.

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u/SlashEssImplied 3h ago

“it’s just business”

A Capitalist’s mantra.

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u/randomnighmare I voted 1h ago

That explains a lot of Trump' s behaviors but at this point he should just expect normal human reaction from throwing others under the bus.

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u/FellowHumanNo404 44m ago

but at this point he should just expect normal human reaction from throwing others under the bus

He's a sociopath: He is physically incapable of understanding normal human emotions.

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u/GrumpyCloud93 5h ago

Same case as Kristi Noem. She has no presidential pardon, just like the rest of his clown car. He's not going to hand out pardons until the last minute, keeping them loyal quiet because they are complicit and if he does not issue that pardon, they can be prosecuted for assorted crimes in 2029.

Most interesting would be if he dies early suddenly and publicly so there's no question he issued no pardons. Then folks there better hope they didn't piss off Vance. Vance would have the perfect opportunity to get even and spin it as "see, I'm a good guy cleaning house."

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u/JerryfromCan Canada 5h ago

She was Newsom’s ex-wife, so she turned once.

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u/Dildozerific 5h ago

Wait, she boned one of the trump kids?! Is that why she was fired?! Why is this the first I'm hearing of this?! Jfc, this whole administration is a dumpster fire of lithium ion batteries submerged in a tank of sewage!

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u/chipmunksocute 5h ago

I mean she was engaged to don jr but then when he dunped her (guessing) and got a new squeeze they dunped Guilfoyle off as ambassador to greece as a thank you for being a loyal foot soldier.

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u/Dildozerific 5h ago

🤢🤢🤮🤮

Thank you. Dunno how I was this unaware of that whole thing. I appreciate you taking the time to explain it to me!

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u/FellowHumanNo404 4h ago

they dunped Guilfoyle off as ambassador to greece as a thank you for being a loyal foot soldier

Or as a way to keep her quiet.

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u/randomnighmare I voted 1h ago

She was engaged to Don Jr (of course they boned. A serious relationship like that involves some boning) but she was also Gavin Newsome's fex-wife (they later divorced). So be she was once married to Gavin Newsome some people see her more like "a democratic " and not a true Republican. Even though she is totally for Trump.

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u/Username_Reported 4h ago

this was that job

But yeah, she will just get another with the same people

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u/CtrlEscAltF4 3h ago

Wait when did cohn turn? Wtf did I miss there?

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u/chipmunksocute 3h ago

He had Trump on for an interview on his show and they were chummy.  Nuff said.  Dont give a fuck whatever else happens or feels you went to jail cause of Trump and shit all over him for years and now you're just chatting on a show!?   Fuck.  That.

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u/randomnighmare I voted 1h ago

Cohen was looking for a pardon from Trump.

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u/ShareGlittering1502 3h ago

What does Cohen do for them now?

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u/chipmunksocute 2h ago

He showed subservience to Trump by giving him a softball interview.  Thats what Trump always really wants.  He might get some quiet fake job in maga land for a nice bit of money but who knows he did shit talk Trump a whole lot for years who knows what Trump will do.

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u/tweakingforjesus 2h ago

Trump put Cohen in freaking jail and Cohen weaseled back in.

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u/peelen 5h ago

Or, to flood the zone, one of those days there will be someone, who actually knows where the bodies are, but nobody would care because it's the third one this week.

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u/RevLoveJoy 5h ago

It's absolutely some form of this.

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u/VagabondReligion 3h ago

So did the check for who ever greased Epstein.

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u/DrooMighty Washington 3h ago

Imagine somebody doing this deep enough into Donnie's dementia arc that he actually believes they "know where the bodies are buried".

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u/BigMax 9h ago

In fairness, he pointed to some of the bodies, to some of the actual bad things Trump did, and most people just shrugged and didn't care.

Like... Imagine someone saying in the past "I have proof that your presidential candidate cheated on his wives with multiple porn stars, and then paid them off to be quiet?"

that would absolutely be "where the bodies are buried" at any other time in history.

And yet... he showed proof, and everyone said "eh, so what if he cheated on his wife, had sex with porn stars, and illegally paid them off, and even went to lengths to hide those payments. He's got my vote!!!"

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u/Hardwired_lavamantis 7h ago

He confirmed what we all suspected, that no private investigators were sent to Hawaii for the birth certificate. This was Trump's major step into the national spotlight and it was all a lie. But mission accomplished, it signalled to the racists that he was their guy.

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u/Hawgdestroyerxtreme 5h ago

This was Trump's major step into the national spotlight and it was all a lie

This guy has never been legitimate.

It's been a Russian campaign to destabilize the US since 2015 all the way until now. "Covfefe" and a Muslim travel ban were among the worst things this idiot really did in his first term. Just racist dog whistles.

This is an intentional collapse of our country and institutions, and we let it go on for so long that it's normalized.

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u/ParticularGuava3663 4h ago

Are you implying to know what covfefe meant? I'd like to know

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u/TSwiftAlphaMale 3h ago

It was just an inability to spell the word "coverage". 'e' 'f' 'r' are all clustered on a keyboard.

"Despite the constant negative press covfefe." [1, 2]

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u/randomnighmare I voted 1h ago

In my opinion, we knew that the birthed thing is all bs and I doubt that Trump did any heavy lifting. It's all just a ling graft at this point dotted with side gifts as well. For the people who were totally bought in by it it doesn't matter to them now. If they haven't left Trump then they are never going to leave Trump.

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u/Casual_OCD Canada 4h ago

So what you are saying is we need to arrest Barack Obama,.Hilary Clinton, Anthony Fauci and Letitia James for blocking those private investigators????

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u/Acceptable-Drive3781 7h ago

"I have proof that your presidential candidate cheated on his wives with multiple porn stars, and then paid them off to be quiet?"

Conservative women: "I'm glad I made a good choice in men, my husband would never do that."

Conservative men: "Any guy would do that if they had the money and opportunity, good for him."

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u/Sujjin 3h ago

I had a friend that started dating this guy, and for all i have known her (5+ years) she never tolderated that behavior.

as soon as she started dating this guy, he started saying shit about how he admires rich, old ugly men because they have beautiful women wanting to be with them.

He said this in front of her along with a host of other things and she did not say a word. boggles my mind how much people are willing to tolerate, or how much you didnt actually know them in the first place.

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u/chanaandeler_bong 2h ago

A lot of people have so little self esteem they will do anything to be valued by someone.

They mask this by talking mad shit about everyone when they are single. They have “super high standards.”

Then they date a maladapted opossum

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u/Sujjin 2h ago

A core feature of fascism, is they gather support by offering people who lack purpose with meaning.

These people dont or cant develop a meaning for their life internally so they are all to ready, willing and eager to accept meaning and purpose from an external source.

That is also why they are so virulently loyal, despite the evidence of their eyes and ears. They will not willingly give up their purpose.

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u/old_righty 8h ago

“How could Letitia James do that?”

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u/awkwardnetadmin 6h ago

Pretty much this. Cohen did provide some evidence that probably would sink most normal candidates, but the MAGA base decided those things didn't matter.

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u/qroshan 7h ago

Another way to interpret this is, "Are our policies/vibe so fucked up that Independent voters are willing to ignore these massive red flags and still continue to vote for Trump.

But, nah we aren't doing that.

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u/nola_fan 7h ago

Except every time anyone actually talks to these voters they cite just made up things to justify their vote, and often these made up things aren't even propaganda pushed by Trump, but just something they seemingly created in their own heads

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u/bolerobell 7h ago

“Kamala laughs weird, so I better vote for Turmp.”

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u/qroshan 6h ago

Sure buddy, open borders and letting millions was just in my head.

Siding with terrorists, rioters was just in my head.

Forcing DEI policies was just in my head.

Student loan cancellation was just in my head.

Many independents prioritize what's important for the current cycle.

For Nov 2026, they have decided to send a message to Trump/GOP for Tariffs, Iran War, Trump grifts, cruel ICE.

But don't mistake it for endorsement of extreme left policies. If left goes too far, they will vote for another republican President with seemingly bad qualities.

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u/nola_fan 6h ago

First three, yeah pretty much in your head, but at least attached to propaganda.

Student loan cancellization is a real policy for Dems and would greatly benefit the country.

It sounds like you aren't really an independent but a conservative. I already know why conservatives vote for the conservative party and I'm not sure why you think you'd have special insights into independent voters

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u/GreasyToken 9h ago

That lil bitch actually fucking reconciled with Cheeto.

Fuck Michael Cohen that fucking traitor.

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u/bleedturkeygravy 9h ago

Rats are rats.

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u/bolerobell 7h ago

He was always a rat, so I didn’t expect much from him.

What surprised me is that no matter what he said about Trump, and it was a lot, it didn’t burn bridges with the Orange Turd. Bend the knee and he’ll accept anyone back.

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u/sembias 6h ago

He's the easiest person in the world to manipulate. Most people just have the self-respect to not be a sycophant.

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u/awry_lynx 4h ago

I mean, that is one of the major things that gives them a political edge. They'll take anyone back, they have no convictions.

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u/70ms California 2h ago

It’s a cult. :|

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u/SandySkittle 9h ago

Holy crap I missed that one. Hypocrisy overdrive. That whole mea culpa thing being one big schtick

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u/MelpomeneAndCalliope Louisiana 8h ago

He did???!!! I missed this.

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u/Hawgdestroyerxtreme 5h ago

Fuck Michael Cohen that fucking traitor.

Anyone on board with this guy at the level Cohen was will always be a coward and an opportunist at best. An active traitor at worst.

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u/wrosecrans 8h ago

Well yeah, grifting the left had lower ROI. That's all there was to Cohen's politics and his political awakening.

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u/PyroIsSpai 8h ago

recon$iled

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u/PT10 8h ago

Don't know how much of a choice he had once Trump won again after everything that had happened. His life may have depended on it.

That wasn't on him, that was on us.

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u/ShumaG 9h ago

That’s right. It’s just a request for hush money.

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u/ErinFiqsette 10h ago

He doesn't want to be one of them...

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u/Bill_Brasky_SOB Ohio 9h ago

Man I completely forgot about that SOB.

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u/super_sayanything 9h ago edited 7h ago

We know he was best friends with a sex trafficker that owned a pedophile island and he is accused of raping children while also already found guilty of raping a woman in an elevator and ran a beauty pageant where he is quoted as walking in their dressing room and looking up their skirts of young teens.

Really think we're getting him on something?

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u/HTPC4Life 8h ago

Yep, just another "Sure, Jan."

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u/DarbIey 8h ago

It's the new pee tape.

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u/lopsided125 8h ago

I hate these stories because it plays into the whole Trump reality TV media circus and literally means nothing.

People are addicted to thinking about all the drama. And that is power for Trump.

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u/stormy83 Mexico 8h ago

That fucking snake went back to daddy at the first opportunity

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u/L1A1 United Kingdom 8h ago

The bodies could be literal, laid out on the Whitehouse lawn and nothing would be done about them.

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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 Oregon 8h ago

It's clear that the vast majority of people still in Trump's camp don't care what "bodies are buried" and why. They are in power (or think they are) and that's all that matters to them.

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u/f0urtyfive 8h ago

Nothing happened because "where the bodies are buried" is public knowledge, it's on TV and in Trumps books...

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u/CadetCovfefe New York 7h ago

That's not entirely true though.

He testified that Trump lied about working to create Trump Tower Moscow - which needed the approval of a hostile foreign power - while also running for president of the United States. It was incredibly damning, but of course Trump never faces any real consequences.

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u/dynamic_anisotropy 7h ago

It’s crazy to step back and reflect on how much more batsh!t crazy things have gotten since the Stormy Daniels affair / campaign financing captured our attention.

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u/windaji 7h ago

Rolling out the classic and not just for election season.

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u/unoriginalusername99 7h ago

Yeah this is so stupid. It's already been proven he's a rapist, pedophile, and best friends with epstein and there have been no consequences. What makes anyone think whatever she has will matter?

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u/dl__ 6h ago

"I know where the bodies are buried so you better be very nice to me"

"Is that because you buried them?"

"That's right. So if I were you I'd... um.... oh"

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u/Wendellwasgod 6h ago

Didn’t cohen testify against trump?

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u/Turbulent_Stick1445 6h ago

Don't see how Donnie Two Scoops wriggles out of this one!

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u/Exotic-Cobbler4111 6h ago

remember when musk was angry at trump and told everybody that trump was a pedophile and nothing happened because we already knew and there was no one to do anything about it.

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u/RiftHunter4 6h ago

Elon did the same and dropped that Trump's name was in the Epstein files as a warning shot. Bro hasn't messed with Elon since.

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u/the_comatorium 6h ago

You read enough books about print media and you realize that sensationalist headlines are in every paper every single day, every single week, every single year, for hundreds of years.

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u/h00dybaba 6h ago

Exactly same thought came to me.. same with MTG. So no , nothing will come out.

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u/Shipit123 5h ago

For a brief period in time I liked listening to g to Michael cohen’s podcast. It’s called mea culpa and at first it felt like a mea culpa.’ But gradually you start to realize there’s a reason he was trumps lawyer for a decade. And as he had been shown before and after, it’s not possible to be trumps lawyer and not be a super scumbag.

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u/redneckrockuhtree 5h ago

Michael Cohen got paid off, that's what happened.

And possibly some threats.

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u/fistoic 5h ago

nothing will happen

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u/Chataboutgames 5h ago

Because this is tabloid tier clickbait

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u/Leopold_Darkworth California 5h ago

Michael Cohen joined the resistance. Now he’s reneged on all of that and is trying to get back into the smelly embrace of Trump’s fat arms. He’s trying to get a pardon while he can. I’m sure it will cost him—meaning money. He will have to pay Trump money in exchange for a pardon.

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u/Kevin-W 5h ago

Same.

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u/Beautiful_Welcome_33 5h ago

Epstein knew and hes dead

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u/charcuterieboard831 4h ago

Trump raped little girls and nothing has happened. Another dead body won't change it

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u/TheHighSeasPirate 3h ago

We all do, they're in the golf course.

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u/Agitated_Reveal_6211 3h ago

Cohen is trying to climb back into Trumps grace right through his fucking asshole.

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u/Inevitable-Law-7259 3h ago

And yet he is friends with him again. What does that say, unless he's going to try and be a double spy

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u/zurdopilot 2h ago

If she happends to suddenly unalive herself then she probably did have something 🫢

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u/sly-3 I voted 2h ago

Dear Leader actually showed up as content for Cohen's "podcast". It's all kayfabe.

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u/polycarbonateduser 1h ago

I mean everyone or more than 90% in government or people like tech-bros might know at this point, still nothing will happen.

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u/NipSlipBeauty 1h ago

Omarosa did too….. 🫤