r/mildlyinteresting • • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/_BadgerFan_ 7h ago

I carry Lactaid in mine, you never know when you’re going to come across an ice cream shop

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u/Detective-Crashmore- 7h ago edited 5h ago

Apparently you can fix lactose intolerance by loading yourself with lactose and probiotics at the same time for a brief period, albeit you WILL have severe intestinal distress for a while(weeks).

A youtuber documented her process of drinking like high lactose milkshake powder meant for nutritionally deficient refugees until she stopped having explosive diarrhea and criminal farts.

Edit: here's the follow up video from 4 years after, so you can look at the papers she cited in both videos if you want.

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 7h ago

One of the things to keep in mind in science is repeated results across a variety of people reported on by a reputable source. I tried it once, and it did NOT work at all. Made it worse, actually (or it just got worse on its own. Happens).

Later on my doctor told me not to fucking do that again because it caused a bunch of inflammation. Point is, don’t blow up your bowels without talking to a doctor first, at least.

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u/King_Shugglerm 7h ago

Sire, the doctor is bought by Big Milk, ignore them

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u/Detective-Crashmore- 6h ago

Big Lactase wants you to stay intolerant

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u/King_Shugglerm 6h ago

The cows are in on it

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 6h ago

Big milk would want me to drink milk. I like the idea behind the joke, but Big Soy or another equivalent would be better crafted.

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u/King_Shugglerm 6h ago

No you misunderstand. Big milk is run by milk and milk doesn’t want to be drank it wants to live

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 6h ago

Of course. Because if you drink milk it becomes pee. And pee isn’t alive. It’s so obvious now

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u/King_Shugglerm 6h ago

Careful, Reddit will ban you for speaking the truth

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u/Detective-Crashmore- 6h ago

Bro, you're just gonna listen to a doctor instead of youtube? Sounds like he was worried you'd follow through next time and realize he's a fraud.

Do not, my friends, become addicted to doctors. They will take hold of you, and you will resent their absence!

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u/Thosepassionfruits 5h ago

Tbf the youtuber based her experiment off a study published by a doctor in The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition. Just maybe read the study yourself first and then consult with your doctor before doing it.

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u/Thick_Still6981 2h ago

I almost agree with the idea, but trust me when I say you don't want morons reading actual studies because they will still come away with the wrong take but now they'll argue "I actually have read the study have you?"

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u/lemoinem 6h ago

I think the follow through was already a significant part of the problem the first time around.

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u/Icy_Agency923 7h ago

It is also not necessary to do it this way, you can take small doses of milk daily over a longer period of time and slowly ramp up the amount and get the same results. You don't have to do an insane amount and just brute force it.

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u/CranberrySoftServe 5h ago

I developed lactaid-required levels of intolerance in my late 20s about a month after a camping trip. Had been a fierce milk enjoyer with no issues (even on the trip) my whole life. 8ish years later I went on vacation to a tropical country where the only milk products I had access to came from the dairy directly next door, with minimal processing. I was just curious about it to see if I would react differently and tried a cup. No reaction happened, so I gorged on milk products for the two weeks because I had missed them so much.

Still 0 idea how I got it and what exactly got rid of it but it's been 4 years, I haven't had any more raw dairy since that trip (except maybe occasional cheese, raw milk isn't legal here), and i'm still no longer lactose intolerant.

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u/BlastFX2 5h ago

OK, but this effect has been reported by actual doctors. I remember reading an article about how USAID (remember when that was a thing?) was supplying dried milk to hospitals in third world countries, where pretty much everyone is lactose intolerant, but because they had nothing else, they fed it to the patients anyway and over the course of a couple weeks, they started digesting it properly. Still anecdotal of course, but it's not just some youtube saying it.

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 4h ago

Yeah I responded to someone else. It’s like half to 2/3 report decreased symptoms in the studies I’ve read and from what my doc said. Way less than that report no symptoms afterwards. And even many of those that report no symptoms are still found to have damaged gut flora and inflammation afterwards since their body is still struggling with it. It just gives up on the diarrhea and stuff since you’re shoveling lactose in regardless.

A lot of people just can’t make more lactase no matter how much you try to jump start it, and trying to force it isn’t a great idea. Even in the studies it’s not the crazy amounts like in that YouTube video everyone brings up.

It varies from person to person of course, but since lactase tablets and lactose free options are so plentiful now I’d say it’s not worth the effort unless you’re in a situation where you have to eat it.

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u/morfraen 2h ago

You can reduce the level of intolerance through exposure. You can't cure it, especially not by overdosing on lactose.

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u/PizDoff 6h ago

Haha I wonder if your doctor told his friends about his crazy patient!

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 4h ago

I mean, I wasn’t going crazy crazy with it. Drinking whole milk with meals and having a serving of ice cream and a serving of soft cheese a day for a few weeks. Still enough to walk around all day with a pregnant looking bloated belly and horrific gas.

Ended with me more lactose intolerant than before, general stomach issues that cleared up after months on probiotics, and pretty bad inflammation in my guts.

Like, I was doing the sane version of it a few years before that girl on YouTube and that alone was enough to fuck me up. She didn’t invent the idea, she just made it annoyingly popular for people who get annoyed at me skipping cheese and ice cream to frame my lactose intolerance as my fault.

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u/GayMamaLuigi 6h ago

Yeah but a youtuber did it

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u/cflz 6h ago

Some more anecdotal evidence: my friend was able to regain the ability to digest lactose by slowly introducing lactose to their diet, and I did the same while also eating alot of probiotics (kimchi and sauerkraut, make sure the culture is still alive and making gas when you open the jar).

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u/pharoh-king 5h ago

you just need the gut bacteria that can break down lactose, so eat someones vomit.

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u/Catnip_Farmer 4h ago

don’t blow up your bowels without talking to a doctor first, at least.

"Doc, I was thinking of blowing up my bowels. How do you feel about that?"

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 4h ago

“Well, I don’t know Mr Farmer. Have you been eating your fiber like I told you? Okay, good. You get one bowel explosion as a treat.”

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u/No_Cobbler2490 4h ago

I think there’s a difference between true lactose intolerance and a lactose sensitivity tho and that could explain some of the difference in experiences.

I’m lactose sensitive, and if I go more than a week or two without lactose, my shit is fucked the next time I eat it. But if I slowly reintroduce it, I’m fine and it’s not that bad of a transition.

I’m not truly lactose intolerant tho. My dad is, and he absolutely needs his lactaid lmao, no amount of milk will build his tolerance and he’s basically unable to work for days if he slips up.

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 4h ago

Yeah, that’s the thing. I wouldn’t really bother correcting people on it except that there were some health effects for me for eating dairy (and not the heavy amounts in the video), and that people both online and in person have started acting like my lactose intolerance is my fault since the video came out. It’s becoming a bit annoying.

Bodies are different, and even if you can tolerate a few weeks of agony to eat cheese without taking a pill, not everyone will want to bother.

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u/No_Cobbler2490 4h ago

Yeah, it doesn’t help that there’s not an easy way to distinguish the two so I’m sure many people who only have sensitivities were told they have an intolerance.

People definitely like to act like experts when they personally find success with something like this, conveniently forgetting about all the trends they’ve tried that didn’t end up working out for them. If it works, good for you! But that doesn’t mean it’ll work for everybody

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u/tenn_ 3h ago

Years ago I suddenly seemed to have an aversion to both dairy and pork that went on for months. They'd cause discomfort, and the most vile "WHAT DIED IN HERE" gas and poo I've ever had. Eventually I just stopped eating dairy and pork. And the problem stopped.

I lasted about a month before I had to have an ice cream... no problems. So I had pork... no problems again. Haven't had the problems since.

My armchair assumption is my gut biome bloomed with something that fed off of something common to both pork and dairy but just didn't digest it "correctly", and that I unintentionally starved it out.

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u/TheNoctuS_93 6h ago

This sounds like diy exposure therapy. The probiotics would offset some of the diarrhea symptoms, but definitely not all.

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u/BoneBruja 7h ago

As fun as that sounds, my body is already like one of those hidden temples that was once lost to time and recently rediscovered. It's old; the doors creak, and it's full of what you hope are just spiders. You're also pretty sure this bitch must be haunted or possessed or something because, just calling it by the vibes, something is clearly not right with the place.

The last thing I need is to load up on lactose and probiotics at the same time and hope and pray it doesn't end like one of the scenes from the movie The Stuff . Knowing my luck, that unholy combination will be enough to perhaps scare away a few ghosts, but the lacto-stuffed chemical cocktail will have reached sentience, and I'll be the second person to be taken over and practically zombified by that newly birthed parasite. Hell, I'll even document it on YouTube to spread the good word.

Though at least I wouldn't be lactose intolerant anymore...fuck it, sign me up, boys.

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u/PokeCaptain 6h ago

Apparently you can fix lactose intolerance by loading yourself with lactose and probiotics at the same time for a brief period

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albeit you WILL have severe intestinal distress for a while(weeks).

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u/Realtrain 6h ago

according to a YouTuber

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u/Detective-Crashmore- 5h ago

More like according to the medical papers she cited.

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u/DrDerpberg 6h ago

I've seen that video, it's hilarious. Basically you're still lactose intolerant, but you've cultivated a gut biome that can digest it for you.

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u/TicklesZzzingDragons 6h ago

Oh, HGModeernism! That was wild. She did a follow-up.

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u/Agentflit 6h ago

You can also perform DIY gene editing! (side effects may include: cancer)

https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/7x8x3q

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u/pyrojackelope 6h ago

Lactose intolerance sounds miserable. I'm that guy at 3 am chugging a glass of milk in front of the refrigerator because I got a sudden craving.

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u/whom3noyou 6h ago

omg I finally have an answer for why my lactose intolerance went away

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u/Bresdin 5h ago

I did this, don't recommend it although yes I am cured now

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u/Upbeat-Armadillo1756 4h ago

I found that video randomly a while back on YouTube and was both disgusted, impressed, and surprised.

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u/silence_infidel 3h ago edited 3h ago

It’s a pretty interesting topic! Because you can’t fix the fact that your own cells don’t make enough lactase, but there’s still bacteria growing in your gut that do. If you can promote their growth enough or somehow acquire a more efficient strain, they’ll help alleviate symptoms by breaking down lactose for you. It’s the same reason that fermented dairy products like yogurt tend to be easier on the stomach - the bacteria eat a lot of the lactose during fermentation, so less makes it to your stomach.

But because gut microbiomes vary so much between individuals, it’s basically a 50/50 on if it’ll work and there’s really no way to know beforehand. You could see positive results, or you could just cause a ton of gastrointestinal distress (and potentially damage!) for nothing. It makes it kind of hard to recommend actually doing this; if you do, it’s at your own risk.

Personally, I started eating a ton of yogurt and that’s worked pretty well for me so far, but my symptoms were never very severe to begin with. I like to say hi to the lactobacillus cultures as I eat them.

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u/sleepthroughstaticc 3h ago

My stomach has a hard time digesting food and absorbing nutrients. One thing I've noticed is that the more you stop eating something, the worse your intolerance gets. So I just keep eating my "trigger" foods in moderation. Good to know theres some sources out there to back it up haha

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u/Icy_Agency923 7h ago edited 7h ago

Uhh... this is a terrible suggestion, you don't have to OVERLOAD yourself with milk you can literally just take small amounts every day and slowly ramp up the amount over time and you will likely eventually become tolerant of lactose. Granted a full permanent cure from either method of this you choose is unlikely but as long as you have dairy in your diet you should retain the ability to tolerate it much better.

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 6h ago

Works for about half to two thirds of people in most studies I looked at. Most of them don’t become tolerant but just report a lessening of symptom severity or simply no worsening.

Those that do become “tolerant” apparently often are still having negative effects like inflammation or damage to gut flora, but without the dramatic symptoms. According to my doc who told me to just avoid lactose and take lactase when I don’t.

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u/Icy_Agency923 6h ago

If you mean for those who did it by brute forcing it, that is great but I would at least try the other option first because the turmoil and inflammation you cause to your digestive system will be crazy.

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u/Sparktank1 5h ago

Lol, i knew it was going to be either tiktok or youtube. I'm sure it was all honest reporting and not at all to sell her own probiotics and get views for revenue. But go ahead, do what your celebrity tells you to do.

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u/Detective-Crashmore- 5h ago

lol no, she just cited some medical papers covering the process.

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u/Sparktank1 5h ago

Medical papers can be forged and created with ChatGPT. Influencers and content creators are in it for the monetization and to sell their own product, which you haven't refuted. Their probiotics is no different than any other brand.

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u/Detective-Crashmore- 5h ago

lmao, no, she did not forge a paper hosted on sciencedirect.com and published in 1996.

And yes, I did refute it with the first words of the last comment. No, she's not selling probiotics. Skepticism is healthy, but you're just making random assumptions lol.

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u/superkeer 4h ago

Or just take one lactaid pill before you eat. It's cheap, effective, and without stress.

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u/mischiefxmanager 7h ago

I keep my lactaid pills in an unlabeled ziploc bag, I always feel like it looks so shady.

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u/oops_i_made_a_typi 2h ago

mint container is the way to go, though yeah when i start adding in pain meds, allergy meds, or other prescriptions, it does feel sketch

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u/0069 5h ago

I like you, I think we're friends.

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u/linds360 5h ago

On some reality show I was watching a guy whipped out his keys and had an adorable little cow keychain on it. He screwed off the head to reveal his lactaid stash.