r/mildlyinteresting • • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 7h ago

One of the things to keep in mind in science is repeated results across a variety of people reported on by a reputable source. I tried it once, and it did NOT work at all. Made it worse, actually (or it just got worse on its own. Happens).

Later on my doctor told me not to fucking do that again because it caused a bunch of inflammation. Point is, don’t blow up your bowels without talking to a doctor first, at least.

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u/King_Shugglerm 6h ago

Sire, the doctor is bought by Big Milk, ignore them

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u/Detective-Crashmore- 6h ago

Big Lactase wants you to stay intolerant

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u/King_Shugglerm 6h ago

The cows are in on it