r/mildlyinteresting • • 8h ago

Poison ring given to my by girlfriend!

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u/Detective-Crashmore- 7h ago edited 5h ago

Apparently you can fix lactose intolerance by loading yourself with lactose and probiotics at the same time for a brief period, albeit you WILL have severe intestinal distress for a while(weeks).

A youtuber documented her process of drinking like high lactose milkshake powder meant for nutritionally deficient refugees until she stopped having explosive diarrhea and criminal farts.

Edit: here's the follow up video from 4 years after, so you can look at the papers she cited in both videos if you want.

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 7h ago

One of the things to keep in mind in science is repeated results across a variety of people reported on by a reputable source. I tried it once, and it did NOT work at all. Made it worse, actually (or it just got worse on its own. Happens).

Later on my doctor told me not to fucking do that again because it caused a bunch of inflammation. Point is, don’t blow up your bowels without talking to a doctor first, at least.

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u/King_Shugglerm 6h ago

Sire, the doctor is bought by Big Milk, ignore them

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 6h ago

Big milk would want me to drink milk. I like the idea behind the joke, but Big Soy or another equivalent would be better crafted.

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u/King_Shugglerm 6h ago

No you misunderstand. Big milk is run by milk and milk doesn’t want to be drank it wants to live

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u/Silent-Cable-9882 6h ago

Of course. Because if you drink milk it becomes pee. And pee isn’t alive. It’s so obvious now

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u/King_Shugglerm 6h ago

Careful, Reddit will ban you for speaking the truth