r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Fratzenfresse • 22h ago

Waffle house isnt made of waffles my hands do this every winter

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It doesn’t hurt but it’s annoying as hell

YES I MOISTURIZE

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u/streeetmeats 16h ago

Try lanolin or a thick cream with urea in it. Regular moisturizers aren’t enough for this, you need something thick that will help restore your skin barrier.

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u/mop-116 15h ago

Urea? What if he just pisses on his hands that might solve it?

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u/streeetmeats 15h ago

So close! I’m talking about urea not urine <3

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u/mop-116 15h ago

There's urea in urine. That's where it comes from. Have you been using piss cream and didn't know?

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u/streeetmeats 15h ago

I fucking hope not lmao it’s ok though I use lanolin :)

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u/mop-116 15h ago

Apparently the creams use synthetic urea so it's fake piss cream, but real piss would probably work too

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u/streeetmeats 15h ago

That’s actually crazy I genuinely never made the connection of urea cream and urea in urine lol just thought they were two different things with the same name

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u/Background-Mark2457 14h ago

Haha you’re wiping synthetic piss on your skin… I guess there’s a plus to a golden shower then… skin care!!!

Just kidding I use that synthetic piss to pass drug tests… so many uses!

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u/streeetmeats 13h ago

Technically im wiping sheeps greasy skin secretions on my skin (and lips) since im am dedicated to lanolin after it cured my chronic reoccurring angular chelitis lol.

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u/Background-Mark2457 13h ago

Ma’am does it taste good is the real question? 🙋‍♂️

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u/streeetmeats 12h ago

It doesn’t taste like anything actually. I get medical grade so it’s completely scentless and flavorless. Apparently if it’s not 100% medical grade it smells barn yardy but thankfully I did research before I got it so I’ve only gotten the good stuff lol

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u/PossessionPatient306 15h ago

I have the same condition, Ill piss on my hand for a few days and get back to you

Idk how to use the remind me bot

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u/curleighq 15h ago

There’s urea in blood, bile, milk, and sweat too but it wouldn’t be sourced from there anyway. They’ve been creating it for 200 years by combining ammonia and carbon dioxide through a chemical process.