r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Fratzenfresse • 22h ago

Waffle house isnt made of waffles my hands do this every winter

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It doesn’t hurt but it’s annoying as hell

YES I MOISTURIZE

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u/mop-116 15h ago

There's urea in urine. That's where it comes from. Have you been using piss cream and didn't know?

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u/streeetmeats 15h ago

I fucking hope not lmao it’s ok though I use lanolin :)

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u/mop-116 15h ago

Apparently the creams use synthetic urea so it's fake piss cream, but real piss would probably work too

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u/streeetmeats 15h ago

That’s actually crazy I genuinely never made the connection of urea cream and urea in urine lol just thought they were two different things with the same name

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u/Background-Mark2457 15h ago

Haha you’re wiping synthetic piss on your skin… I guess there’s a plus to a golden shower then… skin care!!!

Just kidding I use that synthetic piss to pass drug tests… so many uses!

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u/streeetmeats 13h ago

Technically im wiping sheeps greasy skin secretions on my skin (and lips) since im am dedicated to lanolin after it cured my chronic reoccurring angular chelitis lol.

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u/Background-Mark2457 13h ago

Ma’am does it taste good is the real question? 🙋‍♂️

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u/streeetmeats 12h ago

It doesn’t taste like anything actually. I get medical grade so it’s completely scentless and flavorless. Apparently if it’s not 100% medical grade it smells barn yardy but thankfully I did research before I got it so I’ve only gotten the good stuff lol