r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Lock_Psychological • 20d ago

Unskippable ad I keep getting threatening texts

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I get these ALL the time. I’ve never donated to these “people.” Never supported them. Never voted for them. Nor has my wife. I received four of these today. All threats. Always a telling me it’s my last chance. These are some of the less malicious-sounding ones.

I’m not even sure they’re legitimately from those parties, though I wouldn’t put it past them.

So… report as spam. Report as spam. Report as spam.

It isn’t like it’s painful. Just pretty irritating.

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u/AggravatingRow7018 20d ago edited 20d ago

You better be careful jd is going to have his way with your couch.

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u/tamsyn003 19d ago

I keep hearing jokes about JD and a couch, but no one will explain why he's connected with couches and I'm scared to google it- did he pull a Salah (from gorlworld) with one or something?

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u/AggravatingRow7018 19d ago

Around the time they took office a picture of Vance from college came out where he was humping a couch.

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u/tamsyn003 19d ago

Oh okay lol thank you for the context!