I keep getting threatening texts

[u/Lock_Psychological]

I get these ALL the time. I’ve never donated to these “people.” Never supported them. Never voted for them. Nor has my wife. I received four of these today. All threats. Always a telling me it’s my last chance. These are some of the less malicious-sounding ones.

I’m not even sure they’re legitimately from those parties, though I wouldn’t put it past them.

So… report as spam. Report as spam. Report as spam.

It isn’t like it’s painful. Just pretty irritating.

[u/neophenx]

I'm not saying this is the BEST way to deal with them by any stretch of the imagination, but I tend to reply to them with an image of something that would probably be widely considered very uncomfortable content. Something like a drawing of a very weirdly drawn female enderman or creeper from minecraft, or some classic "seduce the dragon" shenanigans.

[u/NACCHUD → u/neophenx]

[u/UnspokenInanity → u/NACCHUD]

Jesus fuck why do you just have that ready to go.

Fuck call the ICC I’m pretty sure that’s against the Geneva convention to drop like that

[u/NACCHUD → u/UnspokenInanity]

[u/UnspokenInanity → u/NACCHUD]

…do you just have a folder of these

[u/NACCHUD → u/UnspokenInanity]

[u/DryDonutHole → u/NACCHUD]

Doing the lord's work.

[u/--__--__--__---_ → u/UnspokenInanity]

[u/punksmostlydead → u/UnspokenInanity]

[u/Morbid187 → u/NACCHUD]

Ah yes, my favorite luchadore, El Grande Barriga!

[u/NACCHUD → u/Morbid187]

[u/PXranger → u/NACCHUD]

Well, breakfast is off the schedule.

[u/seanbeedelicious → u/NACCHUD]

JD Vance was a Luchador?

TIL

[u/DryDonutHole → u/NACCHUD]

Goddamn...I need a warning first. I'm glad I wasn't drinking. That's some spit-take material right there. lol

[u/iwantdatpuss → u/NACCHUD]

Buddy just has this in their album just in case. 

[u/MajesticMurray → u/NACCHUD]

That’ll do

[u/rae-everett → u/NACCHUD]

I always appreciate a little taste of the good 'ol days of the internet. It was the wildest roulette ever.

[u/elrond-half-elven → u/NACCHUD]

This definitely qualifies as an uncomfortable image

[u/NACCHUD → u/elrond-half-elven]

He will hold you gently

[u/xervidae → u/NACCHUD]

this is usually my go-to

[u/OKOK-01 → u/NACCHUD]

what a terrible day to have eyes

[u/phishinfordory → u/neophenx]

Any response at all is a verification of your phone number. Your best bet is to ignore it and reported a spam.

[u/OConnah → u/phishinfordory]

If you get a message from me about canned meat, don’t respond.

It’s SPAM

[u/Alternative_West_206 → u/phishinfordory]

If only that mattered

[u/Melted-lithium → u/neophenx]

I have a friend who has taken on this as a hobby. To the point of getting a burner phone to just fuck with them as a hobby. Everyone has their kinks.

[u/sum12merkwith → u/Melted-lithium]

They do this as a hobby?

[u/Melted-lithium → u/sum12merkwith]

Oddly- yes. He got tired of the calls and took ot on to get a new phone number and keep the old one. And you will often find shit from him on one of the subs here. I think it’s spambaiting or something like that. Again… everyone has their hobbies.

[u/BitterAngryMei → u/neophenx]

This was my successful unsubscribe request:

[u/ScarletBothrium → u/BitterAngryMei]

Never verify your phone number by replying. You’re gonna get a ton more of these. 🤦‍♀️

[u/BitterAngryMei → u/ScarletBothrium]

I know it, but in the moment it was hilarious. Though in retrospect I should have called him a treasonous couch fucker instead.

[u/IMakeBaconAtHome → u/BitterAngryMei]

My standard response is "Go fuck yourself" which apparently translates to "UNSUBSCRIBE"

[u/SugarSweetStarrUK → u/neophenx]

Send him a pic of a couch with the caption "found your girlfriend"

[u/Automatic_Soil9814 → u/neophenx]

" a drawing of a very weirdly drawn female enderman"

When you said an uncomfortable image, I wasn't sure where you were going with that. I certainly didn't anticipate lady enderman. 

[u/neophenx → u/Automatic_Soil9814]

Up to you if you want to go full rule (you know the number) on it

[u/Automatic_Soil9814 → u/neophenx]

You know, the whole point of that rule is that it's supposed to be comprehensive, but damn, I did not have horny Enderman on my bingo card.

[u/HenTie3467 → u/neophenx]

Show them Sandy Cheeks "taxi meme"

[u/Expert_Garlic_2258 → u/neophenx]

naw. this is why tubgirl exists​