r/mildlyinfuriating • • 20d ago

Unskippable ad I keep getting threatening texts

I get these ALL the time. I’ve never donated to these “people.” Never supported them. Never voted for them. Nor has my wife. I received four of these today. All threats. Always a telling me it’s my last chance. These are some of the less malicious-sounding ones.

I’m not even sure they’re legitimately from those parties, though I wouldn’t put it past them.

So… report as spam. Report as spam. Report as spam.

It isn’t like it’s painful. Just pretty irritating.

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u/DaKrazie1 20d ago

Okay bozo. Not one person in history has felt threatened by JD Vance. 😂

https://giphy.com/gifs/chWzagFnyWqhmyTAEQ

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u/Lock_Psychological 20d ago

Oh, I don’t feel threatened. I do worry he might steal my wife’s eye liner.

That’ll make her angry.

And you wouldn’t like her when she’s angry.

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u/DaKrazie1 20d ago

Oh my apologies I was calling JD the bozo. 😂

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u/Lock_Psychological 20d ago

Oh, I didn’t take offense. Anyone thinking Vance is scary isn’t the sharpest crayon.