r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Puzzled_Artichoke281 • Sep 10 '26

Unskippable ad 17 dollars for these two coffees

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u/maggies_farm_hand Sep 10 '26

YOU HAVE BAD DIABETES!

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u/Bgrngod Sep 10 '26

Are those supposed to be piss colors?

So, strongly encouraging staying hydrated and not an insane attack on players wanting more drinks of water?

..... I like it.

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u/Hoss-Bonaventure_CEO Sep 10 '26

When I was in basic training my sargent randomly shook my canteen during a class, it was pretty much empty. He goes "Good, Afghanistan is hot. Go get more." To this day I still drink A LOT of water every day. We also had a platoonmate go down with hyponatremia, so we really found the sweet spot.

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u/Low_Excitement_1715 Sep 13 '26

As a former trained medic, if you're sweating a lot, but otherwise fit the pattern, it's hyponatremia. If you're not sweating, it's dehydration.

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u/Bgrngod Sep 10 '26

My fear is that it seems like the symptoms of both dehydration and hyponatremia are very similar. It seems like the safe bet is assuming you are dehydrated because the odds lean that direction heavily.

Did that mate put down 3 gallons quickly and found out?

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u/Hoss-Bonaventure_CEO Sep 10 '26

We were all drinking a lot of water, it was summer in Quebec so it was humid as all fuck, and we were very very active. He started acting drunk; slurrring his words, stepping his own feet, then he just crumpled. I think he hadn't been eating.

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u/NuklearFerret Sep 10 '26

Eat some salty snacks with your water. Should cover off both. Or just add a pinch of salt to your water as you hydrate.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 Sep 10 '26

We have these at work and people write their own things. Haha. Also 4-6 looks like I just had a multi vitamin. 

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u/Jhud6669 Sep 11 '26

Tbh the very top one is bad too bc it can be a sign of overhydration aka body dumping all that water you drank ASAP and not actually using it

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u/itsdrcats Sep 10 '26

I've seen this so many times and the "area 51" in quotes makes me laugh every time

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u/taoistlumberjak Sep 10 '26

We need Pole Assasin's opinion of this

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u/maggies_farm_hand Sep 10 '26

There is no piss in the champagne room.

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u/Plane_Discipline_198 Sep 10 '26

Number 1 is too hydrated tho and bad for electrolyte balance, especially in sports

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u/LucyLilium92 Sep 10 '26

That looks oddly like the Family Guy skin color chart