r/mildlyinfuriating • u/Puzzled_Artichoke281 • Sep 10 '26

Unskippable ad 17 dollars for these two coffees

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u/Dr_A_Mephesto Sep 10 '26

Seriously. Is OP mildly infuriated at their shitty purchasing decisions?

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u/New_Libran Sep 10 '26

Especially served in jars 😑

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u/Lower-Cantaloupe3274 Sep 10 '26

Those look like old olive jars.

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u/slippery-sandpaper Sep 10 '26

It looks like heavily diabetic piss

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u/lives4boobs Sep 10 '26

Mmmmmm. Sweet treat.

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u/SousVideDiaper Sep 10 '26

"Some of them are sun tea... and some of them were sun tea"

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u/Captain_Hesperus Sep 10 '26

On the upside, if OP salvages some expired cucumbers from a dumpster, adds some salt and rainwater, they could sell them back as artisanal pickles.

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u/hwilliams0901 Sep 10 '26

I want to know where is selling coffee in old, clearly reused jars??? And why would people buy it??

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u/KBHoleN1 Sep 10 '26

Damn you, Costco.

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u/gabrabgab24 Sep 10 '26

1 stupid man, 2 ridiculous jar: the sequel

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u/Oknocando Sep 10 '26

I drink coffee from a jar. I never spill it and I don't have to share with my dog.

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u/BlueridgeChemsdealer Sep 10 '26

How do you hold it? Id assume the heat transfer through the thin glass would be unbearable lol.

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u/legna20v Sep 10 '26

Can dogs drink coffee?

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u/DeaditeQueenLivs Sep 10 '26

Vet tech here. No, they cannot. It is indeed toxic for them.

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u/EC_TWD Sep 10 '26

I finally got my dog to stop drinking my coffee. It’s been much harder to get him to stop smoking though.

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u/cityshepherd Sep 10 '26

I’m still flabbergasted at how my pup manages to roll his own cigarettes so efficiently considering his lack of opposable thumbs.

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u/No_Gur1113 Sep 10 '26

Okay…I’m picturing my smallest Boston terrier (22lbs of petite, intelligent fury) rolling them and her bigger Boston brother (38lbs of dumb, happy muscle) walking around with one hanging out the side of his fat jowls and I’m cackling quietly to myself.

This is why I still use Reddit. Because for all the bots and trolls, there remains clever humans who make me laugh. Thanks for the giggle!

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u/Monkey_in_a_Tophat Sep 10 '26

Search his doghouse for one of these or any loose leaf tobacco and you'll have your answer. Just habe to sniff out the answers..

https://americanrollingclub.com/product/top-cigarette-machine-top-o-matic/?srsltid=AfmBOooqJ1I_vPiA9bqhGX_kJuPdJu__1OEc-_-2RTz1PRmhoo3c1A0WZo4

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u/Moreobvious Sep 10 '26

Mine bets on the ponies and goes to the strip club after with his mates

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u/No_Gur1113 Sep 10 '26

You think that’s bad? Try getting them off the vape once they switch from smoking!

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u/Oknocando Sep 10 '26

No idea. I haven't checked to see if it's toxic.

But he loves coffee and putting in a jar keeps him safe and me happy.

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u/DeaditeQueenLivs Sep 10 '26

Vet tech here. Super toxic! Keep pup away from ALL caffeine please :)

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u/Oknocando Sep 10 '26

Thank you! It's not something I give him, obviously. He's a sneak. I give him very little "human food" and I always check first. I suspected coffee might be like chocolate. BIG NO! Drinking my coffee from a jar is very mild inconvenience to keep Auggie safe.

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u/SharkFart86 Sep 10 '26

Yeah people don’t realize that there’s a lot more than just chocolate that dogs can’t eat.

Grapes/raisins, any type of onion or garlic, the sweetener that’s in a lot of sugar free gum, etc.

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u/cibolaburns Sep 10 '26

Hear hear.

A well washed Classico/Atlas mason jar with lid is the best travel mug. Free (once you eat the sauce), reuseable, holds no odour from the dishwasher like every $$ mug I’ve ever bought, and is actually spill proof.

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u/Oknocando Sep 10 '26

Exactly. I love it when frugal meets convenience.

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u/hanky2 Sep 10 '26

I actually like the jars I’ve been to a coffee place that serves them in those. If you bring back the jar they give you a discount and reuse it to save on waste.

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u/alchemycraftsman Sep 10 '26

Maybe a 5 dollar discount?

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u/joshizua Sep 10 '26

That are half full

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u/itishowitisanditbad Sep 11 '26

"OMG look at what I bought, some idiot is selling this!"

lol op

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u/UnicornSensei Sep 10 '26

That's been 90% of the posts here recently, getting real annoying.

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u/Dr_A_Mephesto Sep 10 '26

Agreed. “I’m stupid” is only mildly infuriating to the rest of us. lol

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u/thenightsiders Sep 10 '26

To be fair, it sounds like being OP would be mildly infuriating.

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u/Dr_A_Mephesto Sep 10 '26

Based on all their responses you are 100% correct. lol!

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u/Tacos4Texans Sep 10 '26

It really depends on the coffee. I would absolutely pay $12 dollars for that if it is cat poop coffee (I too enjoy the occasional shitty purchase)

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u/Puzzled_Artichoke281 Sep 10 '26

Let me spell it out. Mildly infuriated at the volume provided for said price. And your ignorance.

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u/notnotbrowsing Sep 10 '26

but it's your ignorance mate.  you're the one who ordered and paid for it  not the person you responded to.

I went to Chipotle and the guy put 5 pieces of chicken on my burrito.  He said that was the normal amount and asked if I wanted to make it a double.

you know what I didn't do?  buy the burrito.  I literally left in the midle of the line.  I'm not spending $10 on a rice burrito.  

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u/JackJ98 Sep 10 '26

$10? I haven’t been to chipotle in years because the last time I went it was $45 for me and my wife. Are they actually back to charging common man prices?

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u/notnotbrowsing Sep 10 '26

No.  It was a few years ago now.  I haven't been back since that incident.  Fuck their overpriced rice burritos.

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u/purpurbubble Sep 10 '26

I don't think you are doing yourself any favours, by spelling that out for him.

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u/SBNShovelSlayer Sep 10 '26

The ignorant one is not who you think,

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u/Xoxotic1264 Sep 10 '26

Another person with more money (or credit) than sense.

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u/bojangler69420 Sep 10 '26

“Ignorance” isn’t just some flippant insult you can blindly hurl around. Very ignorant of you to misunderstand that.

As for this post…You paid for the coffee. It’s how YOU spent YOUR MONEY. You only have yourself to blame.

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u/Dr_A_Mephesto Sep 10 '26

🤣😝🤭 oh honey…

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u/Smileypen Sep 10 '26

Sounds an awful lot like buyer's remorse

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u/ColumbosMangoVape Sep 10 '26

bro youre the ignorant one who paid for two horrible coffees you dont want