r/mapporncirclejerk • • 19h ago

Truly, factually, 8 hours

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u/Sir-weasel 19h ago

For the UK, 8hrs on the M25 = still on the fucking M25 in traffic

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u/gregredmore 19h ago

You can spend your entire life on the M25 provided you never exit at a junction πŸ˜…

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u/Sparky_092 19h ago

You'll spend your entire life on the damn M25 anyways, even if you try to get the next exit

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u/Borstolus 18h ago

Well: A7 in Germany goes all the way from Flensburg, on the Danish border up in the very north of Germany to FΓΌssen on the Austrian border in the very south. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ

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u/SpacePumpkie 17h ago

The joke is that the M25 does a loop, not that is long

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u/Borstolus 17h ago

Ok. Didn't know that. πŸ˜…

Then take the A10 around Berlin. 😘

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u/oshitimonfire 16h ago

Wait the ring highway around Berlin is called the A10? The ring around Amsterdam is called the A10 as well, funny

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u/Asleep_Chart8375 12h ago

Nothing beats Highway 1 in Australia!

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u/gtne91 16h ago

Which is worse, the M25 or I-285 around Atlanta?

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u/gregredmore 15h ago

The M25 is getting on for twice the length of the I-285. The I-285 might be more congested I wouldn't know.

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u/gtne91 15h ago

I asked ai and the short version is "it depends". They are the two most notorious ring roads for congestion.

It sounds like London is worse overall, but Atlanta is worse for specific bottlenecks.

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u/Embarrassed-Hand-781 15h ago

As I push up my glasses I will say...

"Erm, technically it's not a loop, it's an aggressive C. The Dartford Crossing is an A-road."

Etc, etc...

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u/Downtown_Let 10h ago

Not sure why you were downvoted, you're right. The only full loop motorway in the UK is the M60.

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u/gregredmore 9h ago

Shhhh! Don't tell anyone and they might not notice πŸ˜…

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u/LovelyKestrel 13h ago

No the joke is that the traffic jams mean you never get to the next junction, especially if the next junction is the M4

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u/Technically_Salt28 16h ago

Does that go near Ausfahrt?

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u/SubArcticTundra 10h ago

It's funny, you can take as many exists to Ausfahrt as you like, hut you'll jever quite get there