r/funny • u/MrPaulBlart • 1d ago

Steven Wright reveals his favourite joke of all-time...

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u/CielRouge74 1d ago

TIL that Steven Wright is still alive.

My favorite joke of his. - I picked up a hitchhiker. For a while, we rode in silence. Finally, I said "Put your seatbelt on. I want to try something...I saw it in a cartoon, but I think I can do it."

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u/KoalaTHerb 1d ago

"I was born by C-section... You'd never know just by looking at me. But when I leave my house, I go out the window"

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u/l3ane 1d ago

"I was out in the desert and a UFO landed and these three 1 inch tall guys stepped out. They walked over to me and I said 'hey are you really 1 inch tall?' and they said 'no, we're just really really far away'".

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u/Cadd9 16h ago

"...I tried hanging myself with bungee cord this weekend; I kept almost dying"

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u/rickny0 1d ago

I just laughed very loudly at this one. Scared the cat.

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u/JerkGurk 1d ago

Ever seen Father Ted's one? https://youtu.be/MMiKyfd6hA0