r/cringereels • • 15h ago

Choreographer & Performance Artist

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u/Shane-Dad-underfire 15h ago

People pay to watch this stuff too. My wife was trying to cozy up to some artsy types and they dragged her to something like this where someone was portraying the irony of capitalism and its slavery with an actual iron and ironing board.

200 dollars a seat to watch some angry college grad iron clothes in varying states of frenzy and proficiency. Even asked for audience members clothing and ruined some. Folks werent even angry... when she told me all about this I lost a little more faith in humanity.

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u/terminaloptimism 12h ago

I watched someone get kicked in the nuts by a bald lady in a harness while he was wearing an adult diaper then shit himself. This performance piece cost ten bucks per ticket.

https://giphy.com/gifs/5zbMgry8oQsvIaC0sU

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u/Intrepid_Bobcat_2931 10h ago

I mean online it's ten bucks per minute

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u/terminaloptimism 2h ago

So what you're saying is I got a wicked deal?