r/clevercomebacks • • 1d ago

Recess surgery is now a thing

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u/blueavole 17h ago

I knew a manager at a mid sized company, who was convinced that kitty litter was kept in class rooms to accommodate children who self identified as cats.

This otherwise rational manager was certain that kids were shitting in a box in the corner of classrooms. And teachers and admin just let them.

Kitty litter is kept in class rooms in case someone throws up to soak up the smell and fluid. It’s absorbent and smell reducing.

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u/ChefDadMatt 15h ago

It's also in the event of a school shooting to soak up the blood. It's included with a bucket to use the bathroom and blankets to cover bodies if they lock down a classroom. Pretty fucked up.

Yet...we keep talking about trans folks.