r/circlejerknyc • • 1h ago

Dog owners.. how do you clean dog poop when on a walk?

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I’m just picturing someone walking around with a house keeping cart from an office, full of cleaning supplies.


r/circlejerknyc • • 5h ago

Proof we need to get rid of bike lanes for new Tesla Roadster Lanes and Runways 👍

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r/circlejerknyc • • 5h ago

Do you consider Miami one of the boroughs or nah?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 8h ago

Is your apt a F*CKING mess?? Introducing the 90-day minimalism experiment

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r/circlejerknyc • • 16h ago

Am I too close to the hydrant?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 16h ago

Should I quit my Ohio job to pursue a dream (moving to NYC)?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 16h ago

What is the Best Date Night in your neighborhood?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 20h ago

Sooooooo, wtf r we even doing here anymore? I have 6 kids in one of my classes who I know for sure can’t read nor write. 6th grade 🫠🫠. Helppp!!

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r/circlejerknyc • • 20h ago

Living in a practice space?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 22h ago

Should I quit my current job to move to NYC?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 23h ago

Searching

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Looking for fire in queens


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

This is the way 👍

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

GrubHub, but for murder

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

"Like Kelly Clarkson buying a $15k pigeon"

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

What is drag brunches?

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Why you guys go to drag shows in daytime ?


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Just Salad opens its first Bronx location at Fordham Plaza

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Why don't Central Park carriage drivers just go electric...

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

‘Luigi: The Musical’ is back in NYC with a new cast

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Luigi: The Musical is a satirical prison comedy and social commentary musical created by Nova Bradford and Arielle Johnson.

The Story: The one-act show imagines a strange scenario inside Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC), where three high-profile inmates are housed together:
Luigi Mangione (the accused killer of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson)
Sam Bankman-Fried (the disgraced FTX cryptocurrency founder)
Sean "Diddy" Combs (the music mogul facing federal charges)


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

ORGANIZING A PROTEST AGAINST THE CENTRAL PARK HORSE BAN

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We need to get outside City Hall and make it clear that the city government cannot just take away our fucking horses. I have never actually taken one of these rides because the prices are ridiculous, but I liked knowing I could. That is what AMERICAN freedom means and Ben Franklin would have stood for this.

I refuse to let this city become Paris under Mamdani, where Europeans have no rights unless they all go outside and scream about it. That is why I am asking every American who cares about freedom to go outside and scream about this. Bring signs. Does anyone know how the French organize these things? They seem pretty good at it. I actually hear the French students are protesting right now about some bullshit thing too!

Someone in a group chat of mine suggested we bike to the protest. NO. We are protesting the replacement of a horse that does all the work with a Citi Bike that mostly makes me do it. Also I don't want anyone from r/MicromobilityNYC there they might be the enemy of my enemy sometimes but they are never ever going to be my friend.

Anyway, any recomendations for how I could make this work??


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Mamdani understands that when people feel joy it gives them hope.

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

New in town; Looking for pumpkin spiced latte recos

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The pumpkinier the better. Prefer local.


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

This is where Bushwick gets dangerous

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Omg I saw someone poop outside???? Is that even leagal/should I call cops?!

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r/circlejerknyc • • 2d ago

Looking for someone to hang out with on Tuesday nights in NYC

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r/circlejerknyc • • 2d ago

It’s bait, but we bit

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