r/circlejerknyc • • 20h ago

ORGANIZING A PROTEST AGAINST THE CENTRAL PARK HORSE BAN

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We need to get outside City Hall and make it clear that the city government cannot just take away our fucking horses. I have never actually taken one of these rides because the prices are ridiculous, but I liked knowing I could. That is what AMERICAN freedom means and Ben Franklin would have stood for this.

I refuse to let this city become Paris under Mamdani, where Europeans have no rights unless they all go outside and scream about it. That is why I am asking every American who cares about freedom to go outside and scream about this. Bring signs. Does anyone know how the French organize these things? They seem pretty good at it. I actually hear the French students are protesting right now about some bullshit thing too!

Someone in a group chat of mine suggested we bike to the protest. NO. We are protesting the replacement of a horse that does all the work with a Citi Bike that mostly makes me do it. Also I don't want anyone from r/MicromobilityNYC there they might be the enemy of my enemy sometimes but they are never ever going to be my friend.

Anyway, any recomendations for how I could make this work??


r/circlejerknyc • • 21h ago

Mamdani understands that when people feel joy it gives them hope.

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r/circlejerknyc • • 19h ago

‘Luigi: The Musical’ is back in NYC with a new cast

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Luigi: The Musical is a satirical prison comedy and social commentary musical created by Nova Bradford and Arielle Johnson.

The Story: The one-act show imagines a strange scenario inside Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC), where three high-profile inmates are housed together:
Luigi Mangione (the accused killer of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson)
Sam Bankman-Fried (the disgraced FTX cryptocurrency founder)
Sean "Diddy" Combs (the music mogul facing federal charges)


r/circlejerknyc • • 3h ago

Sooooooo, wtf r we even doing here anymore? I have 6 kids in one of my classes who I know for sure can’t read nor write. 6th grade 🫠🫠. Helppp!!

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r/circlejerknyc • • 16h ago

What is drag brunches?

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Why you guys go to drag shows in daytime ?


r/circlejerknyc • • 15h ago

"Like Kelly Clarkson buying a $15k pigeon"

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r/circlejerknyc • • 17h ago

Why don't Central Park carriage drivers just go electric...

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r/circlejerknyc • • 12h ago

This is the way 👍

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r/circlejerknyc • • 12h ago

Can I survive in NYC on $170,000 per year?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 14h ago

GrubHub, but for murder

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r/circlejerknyc • • 6h ago

Should I quit my current job to move to NYC?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 16h ago

Just Salad opens its first Bronx location at Fordham Plaza

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