r/circlejerknyc • • Jul 22 '26

ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.

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r/circlejerknyc • • Mar 14 '26

Mygod, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to his cop glazing speech

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r/circlejerknyc • • 11h ago

"Like Kelly Clarkson buying a $15k pigeon"

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r/circlejerknyc • • 14h ago

Why don't Central Park carriage drivers just go electric...

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r/circlejerknyc • • 18h ago

Mamdani understands that when people feel joy it gives them hope.

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r/circlejerknyc • • 16h ago

ORGANIZING A PROTEST AGAINST THE CENTRAL PARK HORSE BAN

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We need to get outside City Hall and make it clear that the city government cannot just take away our fucking horses. I have never actually taken one of these rides because the prices are ridiculous, but I liked knowing I could. That is what AMERICAN freedom means and Ben Franklin would have stood for this.

I refuse to let this city become Paris under Mamdani, where Europeans have no rights unless they all go outside and scream about it. That is why I am asking every American who cares about freedom to go outside and scream about this. Bring signs. Does anyone know how the French organize these things? They seem pretty good at it. I actually hear the French students are protesting right now about some bullshit thing too!

Someone in a group chat of mine suggested we bike to the protest. NO. We are protesting the replacement of a horse that does all the work with a Citi Bike that mostly makes me do it. Also I don't want anyone from r/MicromobilityNYC there they might be the enemy of my enemy sometimes but they are never ever going to be my friend.

Anyway, any recomendations for how I could make this work??


r/circlejerknyc • • 8h ago

Can I survive in NYC on $170,000 per year?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 23h ago

This is where Bushwick gets dangerous

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r/circlejerknyc • • 2h ago

Should I quit my current job to move to NYC?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 8m ago

Sooooooo, wtf r we even doing here anymore? I have 6 kids in one of my classes who I know for sure can’t read nor write. 6th grade 🫠🫠. Helppp!!

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1h ago

Living in a practice space?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 13h ago

Just Salad opens its first Bronx location at Fordham Plaza

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r/circlejerknyc • • 8h ago

This is the way 👍

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r/circlejerknyc • • 10h ago

GrubHub, but for murder

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r/circlejerknyc • • 3h ago

Searching

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Looking for fire in queens


r/circlejerknyc • • 15h ago

‘Luigi: The Musical’ is back in NYC with a new cast

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Luigi: The Musical is a satirical prison comedy and social commentary musical created by Nova Bradford and Arielle Johnson.

The Story: The one-act show imagines a strange scenario inside Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC), where three high-profile inmates are housed together:
Luigi Mangione (the accused killer of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson)
Sam Bankman-Fried (the disgraced FTX cryptocurrency founder)
Sean "Diddy" Combs (the music mogul facing federal charges)


r/circlejerknyc • • 12h ago

What is drag brunches?

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Why you guys go to drag shows in daytime ?


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Omg I saw someone poop outside???? Is that even leagal/should I call cops?!

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

nightmare blunt rotation

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Huge line at the coffee shop today

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Due to popular request updated new york by their timbs

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

LOL 😂 Good One. More like a Giant Overcrowded Suburb that’s basically an overpriced Houston! Imagine paying more than Manhattan to live in what’s basically Texas 😆

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Stockbrokers blown out their face dance wildly for tourists on Wall St

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50 Upvotes

Unse unse unse bitch


r/circlejerknyc • • 23h ago

New in town; Looking for pumpkin spiced latte recos

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The pumpkinier the better. Prefer local.


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Is it a red flag if my Hinge date owns a car?

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Everything was perfect until she mentioned she DRIVES.

I started shaking and asked why she supports violence against cyclists. She told me to calm down. Red flag?