r/WouldYouRather • • 53m ago

Fun WYR have a gun that shoots out cars or have a fully automatic bazooka?

• Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 1h ago

Fun Would you rather never eat potatoes again or never use social media again?

• Upvotes
81 votes, 2d left
Never eat potatoes again
Never use social media again

r/WouldYouRather • • 2h ago

Fun Would you rather never have to pee again or never have to poop again?

10 Upvotes
904 votes, 6d left
Never pee again
Never poop again

r/WouldYouRather • • 2h ago

Fun Would you rather barrel down the stairs everyday for the rest of your life or poop your pants on the superbowl halftime show?

0 Upvotes

Stairs are a standard two story apartment flight of steps. Stairs are strong wood that doesn't get broken from falling, same with the banister. All medical appointments and missed work is fully compensated and covered in this scenario. Superbowl show doesn't get you any money. You are there speaking with full focus from the audience with much very noticeable diarrhea becoming virally memed and talked about in media across the globe. Got any more questions ask.


r/WouldYouRather • • 2h ago

Fun Would you rather be 10 inches taller or 10 inches shorter?

4 Upvotes
142 votes, 6d left
10 inches taller
10 inches shorter

r/WouldYouRather • • 3h ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex Would you rather use a homeless man’s saliva as lube or Carolina Reaper chili oil as lube? NSFW

0 Upvotes

Option 1: An elderly homeless man who is a heavy smoker and drug user, with severely decaying teeth, terrible oral hygiene and the worst breath you’ve ever smelled. His saliva smells just as bad. He’s there with you, so whenever you need more, he can spit out some more.

Option 2: Extremely hot chili oil made with Carolina Reaper peppers. You have a whole bottle, so you won’t run out.

Rules: You must use your chosen substance as lubricant for at least one hour. You can either masturbate alone or have sex with someone else. If the lubricant starts drying out, you must add more. You cannot switch lubricants or stop before the hour is up.

46 votes, 6d left
Homeless man’s saliva
Carolina Reaper chili oil

r/WouldYouRather • • 3h ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex Would you rather have every orgasm become more intense and pleasurable than the last, or receive $20 every time you orgasm?

9 Upvotes

Stronger orgasms: Every time you have an orgasm, the next one becomes stronger, more intense and more pleasurable in every way. This effect continues with every orgasm, but the duration of each orgasm remains the same as normal. This has no negative physical effects and cannot harm your body.

$20 per orgasm: Every time you have an orgasm, you receive $20 tax-free. For example, if you have 10 orgasms in one day, you earn $200 tax-free.

224 votes, 6d left
Stronger orgasms every time
$20 tax-free per orgasm

r/WouldYouRather • • 3h ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex Would you rather every orgasm you have last one hour, or have to wait at least one hour to be able to experience a normal orgasm?

25 Upvotes

One-hour orgasm: Imagine a normal orgasm, except the waves of muscular contractions and pleasure continue for a full hour. If you’re a man, you continue ejaculating throughout the entire hour.

One-hour wait: You must continuously masturbate or have sex for at least one hour to achieve a normal orgasm. If you stop for more than 10 seconds at any point, the timer resets to zero.

625 votes, 6d left
1 hour orgasm
1 hour wait

r/WouldYouRather • • 3h ago

Fun Would you rather fuck in these choices of getting paid by these two ugly people, Danny Devito or Ron Perlman NSFW

0 Upvotes
43 votes, 6d left
Danny Devito
Ron Perlman

r/WouldYouRather • • 4h ago

Relationships/Personalities/Sex Would you rather have your sex drive increase 100 times or your appetite increase 100 times?

8 Upvotes

Sex drive: You’re constantly horny and want to fuck like a rabbit 24/7. Orgasms don’t relieve the urge, and you always want to keep going. If you have no one to have sex with, you’ll feel compelled to masturbate furiously around the clock. The urge never lets up, making it extremely difficult to concentrate on anything else.

Appetite: You’re constantly hungry, even with a completely full stomach. Eating doesn’t reduce your hunger, so you keep eating more and more until you vomit. Once you’ve thrown up, you’re still just as hungry and want to eat again.

222 votes, 6d left
100x sex drive
100x appetite

r/WouldYouRather • • 4h ago

Ethics/Life & Death WYR: KNOW WHEN YOU’LL DIE?

4 Upvotes

1. Know the exact age you’ll die
Example: You’ll die at age 83, but you won’t know the exact date or time.

2. Know the exact date you’ll die
Example: You’ll die on October 15, but you won’t know which year.

3. Know the exact year you’ll die
Example: You’ll die in 2083, but you won’t know the month, day, or time.

4. Know the exact time you’ll die
Example: You’ll die at exactly 10:15 AM, but you won’t know which day, month, or year. Every day at 10:15 AM could be your last.

5. Know the exact day of the week you’ll die
Example: You’ll die on a Friday, but you won’t know which Friday or year.

6. Know the exact month you’ll die
Example: You’ll die in October, but you won’t know which day or year.

7. Know the cause of your death
You’ll know exactly how you die and what causes your death, but not when it happens.
Example: You know you’ll die in a car accident, but you don’t know whether it’ll happen tomorrow or 60 years from now.

8. Know the age of everyone around you will be when they die
You’ll know how old each person around you will be when they die, but not the date or cause.
Example: You know your best friend will die at 67, but you don’t know when or why.

9. Choose NOT to know anything
You won’t know anything about when you’ll die, BUT a random number from 1–6 will be selected, and that many years will be removed from your lifespan. The Reaper will roll a 6 sided dice.
Example: The number 6 is selected, so you lose 6 years of your life.

Which option are you choosing, and why?


r/WouldYouRather • • 4h ago

Fun Would you rather be limited to only 5 hours of sleep maximum per day, or feel like you're actively on fire whenever you take a shit?

0 Upvotes
52 votes, 1d left
5 hours of sleep per day
Extremely painful shits

r/WouldYouRather • • 4h ago

Medical/Health Would you rather be warm when cold, or cold when warm?

0 Upvotes

r/WouldYouRather • • 5h ago

Sci-Fi Would you rather to go back to when you were 10, or back just 10 years?

2 Upvotes

Would you prefer to go back to when you were 10 years old, knowing all you know now, and knowing that no one takes advice from a child, or would you prefer to go back 10 years knowing all you know now?
If you went back to when you were 10, you would still know everything you know now, and still have your current level of mental maturity, so you would have to act like a kid, while knowing that no one ever takes kids advice as serious.

If you go back 10 years, knowing all you know now, well, only you know how your life might change then...


r/WouldYouRather • • 6h ago

Money/Business Would you Rather $100,000 or Never get Sick Again

50 Upvotes

Would you rather get $100,000 directly deposited into your bank account, tax free, no questions asked

Or never get Sick again - Sick meaning regular illness, something the average person would consider not severe (Think the common cold, the flu, Strept Throat, etc.)

You CAN still get most fatal illnesses: You can get cancer, Ebola, etc.


r/WouldYouRather • • 6h ago

Food WYR rather sacrifice sleep to eat or vice versa?

1 Upvotes

To get adequate amount of one, the other must be diminished in terms of quantity: sleep is halved (let’s do the recommended 8 hours reduced to 4 hours) and food is OMAD at no more than 800 calories a day.


r/WouldYouRather • • 6h ago

Fun You're going wear 9 shirts of the same style for the next 10 years, what kind of shirt WYR wear?

4 Upvotes

You have to wear it everyday

352 votes, 1d left
Hawaiian shirts
Bowling shirts
Green fatigue shirts
Flannel shirts
Golfing polo shirts
pull down hoodies

r/WouldYouRather • • 6h ago

Ethics/Life & Death WYR at close range (0-5ft) face off against a guy with a gun or a knife?

10 Upvotes

Seems like a pretty obvious answer, for me anyway. But I watched a video recently about a guy asking a few martial arts experts what they’d rather face off against and I think all of them but one guy said they’d rather face against a gun than a knife. Don’t know why, just wanna know if you guys agree or disagree. I certainly disagree 🤣

1250 votes, 2d left
Gun
Knife
(Shows Results)

r/WouldYouRather • • 7h ago

Money/Business WYR have someone pay you 5k to do something their way or you pay 5k to have it done your way.

0 Upvotes

There is multi year project that will be done and it will effect you in some way. To what degree you don't know.

A person involved will pay you 5000$ if you help them complete the project how they want it done. You aren't sure how this will work out for you as a participant over the next few years though.

The other option is you can pay 5000$ to have this person do the project in a manner you feel would be more likely to effect you in a positive manner for the next few years

Edit: its not actually a city planning project. That was an analogy. Please do not get hung up on this.

107 votes, 1d left
receive 5k (uncertainty)
pay 5k (certainty)

r/WouldYouRather • • 11h ago

Sci-Fi WYR be reincarnated as a black person in 1950s American deep south OR be reincarnated as a completely random person on earth today

7 Upvotes
320 votes, 2d left
Black person in 1950s Deep South
Completely random person on earth today

r/WouldYouRather • • 12h ago

Fun Do any of this for one month straight and you win $200,000 (USD)… which one WYR do?

82 Upvotes

Grammar correction: any of these***

4129 votes, 2d left
Live in a haunted house alone without going outside (you WILL see ghosts)
Eat critters/insects/bugs for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Drink a shot glass of someone’s vomit everyday
Have non venomous spiders and snakes crawl in your bed every night
Smell like literal shit everywhere you go
Work under the sweltering sun in 40°C/104°F weather for 10 hours straight everyday

r/WouldYouRather • • 14h ago

Superpowers/Magic WYR: which on of these powers would you want? Detail description in the post.

21 Upvotes

[Fusion] the ability to fuse with another person at anytime. While fuse both of you can hear eachother thoughts, move the body/use the body to interact, and if one of the fused person decides to sleep then the other can still move the body without affecting tiredness. You can defuse with anybody when you want to. [Soul detachment] you can remove your soul from your body. You can go where ever you want in this form. While your body engage on autopilot doing any task you do everyday. ( work, eating, sleeping, bathroom activities, etc...) you can go back to your body at anytime. [Shapshifting] you can shift your form into anyone you met before in your life. You gain there memories, mannerisms, and beliefs. [Evil eye]: you can always tell if a person that you see is guilty of a crime. You will know exactly every detail of what they did wrong. You can tell if a person that you see is lying to you. You able to see spirits and interact with them.

500 votes, 1d left
fusion
soul detachment
shapshifting
evil eye

r/WouldYouRather • • 15h ago

Fun Would you rather eat a hammerworm, a blue dragon sea slug, and five "green sheep" sea slugs or eat 10 garlicbulbs, 10 gingershots, and 2L full fat bacon-carrot-strawberry icecream for 100 days?

0 Upvotes

The expences are paid for.

45 votes, 1d left
Hammerworm, a blue dragon sea slug, and five "green sheep" sea slugs, please.
10 garlicbulbs, 10 gingershots, and 2L full fat bacon-carrot-strawberry icecream per day for 100 days, please.

r/WouldYouRather • • 16h ago

Food Would you rather have the ability to summon any food you want in thin air, but all liquids you drink will always be lukewarm, or the ability to summon any type of drinks or beverages out of thin air but all foods you eat will always be cold?

7 Upvotes

Just a weird question I thought of after eating a damn good meal but drank lukewarm water

308 votes, 2d left
Summon any food, but drinks become lukewarm.
Summon any drink, but food will always be cold.

r/WouldYouRather • • 17h ago

Fun WYR: Know the next 10 Nobel Prize winners in one category of your choice?

6 Upvotes

You get to choose one of the following Nobel Prize categories and are given the names of the winners for the next 10 years, along with the titles and abstracts of their winning work:

  • Physics
  • Chemistry
  • Physiology or Medicine
  • Literature
  • Peace
  • Economic Sciences

You get all 10 years' worth of winners for your chosen category, including a summary of the work that earned them the prize, but not the full papers or any additional information about the future.

Which category would you choose?