Would you rather get $100,000 directly deposited into your bank account, tax free, no questions asked

Or never get Sick again - Sick meaning regular illness, something the average person would consider not severe (Think the common cold, the flu, Strept Throat, etc.)

You CAN still get most fatal illnesses: You can get cancer, Ebola, etc.

One-hour orgasm: Imagine a normal orgasm, except the waves of muscular contractions and pleasure continue for a full hour. If you’re a man, you continue ejaculating throughout the entire hour.

One-hour wait: You must continuously masturbate or have sex for at least one hour to achieve a normal orgasm. If you stop for more than 10 seconds at any point, the timer resets to zero.

Grammar correction: any of these***

Stronger orgasms: Every time you have an orgasm, the next one becomes stronger, more intense and more pleasurable in every way. This effect continues with every orgasm, but the duration of each orgasm remains the same as normal. This has no negative physical effects and cannot harm your body.

$20 per orgasm: Every time you have an orgasm, you receive $20 tax-free. For example, if you have 10 orgasms in one day, you earn $200 tax-free.

Sex drive: You’re constantly horny and want to fuck like a rabbit 24/7. Orgasms don’t relieve the urge, and you always want to keep going. If you have no one to have sex with, you’ll feel compelled to masturbate furiously around the clock. The urge never lets up, making it extremely difficult to concentrate on anything else.

Appetite: You’re constantly hungry, even with a completely full stomach. Eating doesn’t reduce your hunger, so you keep eating more and more until you vomit. Once you’ve thrown up, you’re still just as hungry and want to eat again.

1. Know the exact age you’ll die
Example: You’ll die at age 83, but you won’t know the exact date or time.

2. Know the exact date you’ll die
Example: You’ll die on October 15, but you won’t know which year.

3. Know the exact year you’ll die
Example: You’ll die in 2083, but you won’t know the month, day, or time.

4. Know the exact time you’ll die
Example: You’ll die at exactly 10:15 AM, but you won’t know which day, month, or year. Every day at 10:15 AM could be your last.

5. Know the exact day of the week you’ll die
Example: You’ll die on a Friday, but you won’t know which Friday or year.

6. Know the exact month you’ll die
Example: You’ll die in October, but you won’t know which day or year.

7. Know the cause of your death
You’ll know exactly how you die and what causes your death, but not when it happens.
Example: You know you’ll die in a car accident, but you don’t know whether it’ll happen tomorrow or 60 years from now.

8. Know the age of everyone around you will be when they die
You’ll know how old each person around you will be when they die, but not the date or cause.
Example: You know your best friend will die at 67, but you don’t know when or why.

9. Choose NOT to know anything
You won’t know anything about when you’ll die, BUT a random number from 1–6 will be selected, and that many years will be removed from your lifespan. The Reaper will roll a 6 sided dice.
Example: The number 6 is selected, so you lose 6 years of your life.

Which option are you choosing, and why?

Seems like a pretty obvious answer, for me anyway. But I watched a video recently about a guy asking a few martial arts experts what they’d rather face off against and I think all of them but one guy said they’d rather face against a gun than a knife. Don’t know why, just wanna know if you guys agree or disagree. I certainly disagree 🤣

[Fusion] the ability to fuse with another person at anytime. While fuse both of you can hear eachother thoughts, move the body/use the body to interact, and if one of the fused person decides to sleep then the other can still move the body without affecting tiredness. You can defuse with anybody when you want to. [Soul detachment] you can remove your soul from your body. You can go where ever you want in this form. While your body engage on autopilot doing any task you do everyday. ( work, eating, sleeping, bathroom activities, etc...) you can go back to your body at anytime. [Shapshifting] you can shift your form into anyone you met before in your life. You gain there memories, mannerisms, and beliefs. [Evil eye]: you can always tell if a person that you see is guilty of a crime. You will know exactly every detail of what they did wrong. You can tell if a person that you see is lying to you. You able to see spirits and interact with them.

You have to wear it everyday

Would you prefer to go back to when you were 10 years old, knowing all you know now, and knowing that no one takes advice from a child, or would you prefer to go back 10 years knowing all you know now?
If you went back to when you were 10, you would still know everything you know now, and still have your current level of mental maturity, so you would have to act like a kid, while knowing that no one ever takes kids advice as serious.

If you go back 10 years, knowing all you know now, well, only you know how your life might change then...

Stairs are a standard two story apartment flight of steps. Stairs are strong wood that doesn't get broken from falling, same with the banister. All medical appointments and missed work is fully compensated and covered in this scenario. Superbowl show doesn't get you any money. You are there speaking with full focus from the audience with much very noticeable diarrhea becoming virally memed and talked about in media across the globe. Got any more questions ask.

Option A: Pennies

A million US dollars in pennies weighs about 500-550,000lbs or 250 tons. So you can imagine how huge that pile would be.

They will be stored for free in a secure nearby storage facility for you for two weeks. You'll have that much time to either turn them into cash or pay to have them moved elsewhere and figure out what to do with them later.

You'd have to exchange them into bills/bank deposit via methods a regular person would use (banks/coinstar machines/rolling them up into rolls if your bank requires you to do that/etc). You could test your luck trying to get a hold of the federal reserve to ask if they'd accept semi truck delivery of them and exchange it into cash for you, but there's no guarantee. And you'd have to pay the cost of the logistics to do that.

(And to the smart people reading this, they would all be post 1982 zinc pennies so you couldn't just melt them down into copper and get paid double for the scrap metal.)

Option B: Cash/Bank Deposit

You get to choose whether a big ass stack of fresh cripsy clean $100 bills amounting to $900,000 US dollars spawns on the floor in your house, or whether it gets immediately deposited in your bank account. You can't do 50/50, it has to be one or the other. (However, you can drive the cash to the bank yourself and deposit however much you want by hand and keep whatever you want in cash.)

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For simplicity, either option will be tax-free/tax exempt. (But if you choose bank deposit, the government will know about it so if you ever get sued/get a judgement placed against you, the court can levy your bank account and seize the money.)

Just a weird question I thought of after eating a damn good meal but drank lukewarm water

To get adequate amount of one, the other must be diminished in terms of quantity: sleep is halved (let’s do the recommended 8 hours reduced to 4 hours) and food is OMAD at no more than 800 calories a day.

You get to choose one of the following Nobel Prize categories and are given the names of the winners for the next 10 years, along with the titles and abstracts of their winning work:

• Physics
• Chemistry
• Physiology or Medicine
• Literature
• Peace
• Economic Sciences

You get all 10 years' worth of winners for your chosen category, including a summary of the work that earned them the prize, but not the full papers or any additional information about the future.

Which category would you choose?

Just to clarify…

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1. forward = the usual spring, summer, fall, winter
2. In reverse = winter, fall, summer, spring
3. Random (example) = fall, spring, winter, summer