What unit of measurement should we use to describe a quantity of diarrhea?

1. A load of diarrhea
2. A helping of diarrhea
3. A splurt of diarrhea
4. A cup of diarrhea
5. A blasting of diarrhea
6. A bowlful of diarrhea
7. A wellspring of diarrhea
8. A birthing of diarrhea
9. A plop of diarrhea

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Hey, can I disrespect you for $75?

1. Yeah $75 is fine
2. Maybe. Depends on my mood.
3. No. Never for $75.

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You have everything you need to learn and survive (books, online programmes, tutor if you want, and provided food and water until you leave) You have to learn the language up till the level of a lower secondary school student who has that language as their native/first language.

The only way to get out is to score a 75% on a test that includes speaking, writing, and listening proficiency. You're not isolated from the outside world, you just can't leave the door less room, you can call any family or friends.

As for your life outside of the room, nothing is at risk—you keep your job and relationships and anything else when you leave. However, there's no other sources of entertainment other than talking to people on a call and learning the language. I guess you could play with your food if you wanted lol

Have you played Deadlock? (Valve game)

1. Yes
2. No

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They all stay forever

which of these would you rather find in/around your home? (extra details in the comments)

1. an impossible hallway that wasn't there before
2. a crashed spaceship in your backyard
3. a genie lamp
4. a cursed artifact that tempts you with great power
5. a hidden door leading to a massive abandoned science lab
6. a ghost haunting the place
7. a sentient AI on your computer
8. a pile of money covered in blood
9. a society of borrowers living in your walls and cupboards
10. a cookie with frosting that says "eat me"
11. the mask (comics version)
12. a strange spellbook
13. mysterious eyes peering at you from your bedroom window
14. a fae circle in your backyard

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I personally know a Polydactyl (Someone with 6 or more fingers on at least 1 hand)

1. Yes
2. No

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Are you adopted

1. Yes, internationally
2. Yes, foster care
3. I suspect I am
4. No
5. Yes, other

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Have you ever met a Buddhist?

1. Yes many
2. Yes only a few
3. Yes just one
4. No
5. I'm a Buddhist
6. I'm a Buddhist but I'm the only one I know
7. Idk/results

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Already did a poll to pick your defense but
Defenses:
- Mini Barricade Police Decepticons
- Catgirl Kobenis with SPAS-12s
- Gatling Peashooter Turrets
- Withered Foxys with Grok Drones

You have to stop the intruders in the following poll

1st type :smart ones

2nd type :gamer ones

You are forced to deal with ONE of these deeply irritating human behaviors for an entire year. Which one breaks you first?

1. The Loud Chewer
2. The Creepy Fixed Smiler
3. The Close Talker
4. The Constant Interrupter
5. The Fidgeter (Someone constantly tapping their feet, clicking pens, or making repetitive noise)

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Did Bozo the Clown ruin the name Bozo for you so that you wouldn’t feel comfortable naming your child Bozo now?

1. Yes- I no longer feel comfortable naming my child that
2. Sort of- I’m less likely to use that name now
3. No- I’m still very comfortable naming my child Bozo

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Is Batman aka Bruce Wayne an immoral person? He has an estimated net worth of at least several billion dollars, likely even more according to some sources. And Gotham doesn't exactly look like a city where everyone is well off.

I know he's a fictional character, but if he was real, would you consider him a bad person because of this wealth he owns? Why or why not?

celebrity crush

1. I've had one
2. never had one but I get the concept
3. nah—that's crazy

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Which of these words do you find the most irritating/disgusting?

1. Hubby
2. Moist
3. Missus
4. Slit
5. Quim
6. Lunch
7. I'm a basic bitch, so I don't dislike any of these

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