Defeated Mascot Log:
Day 2: Squirrel has been disqualified by u/Certain-Ad351 for not being unique enough.
Day 1: Noisy Cicada will no longer disturb u/PromotionOk2443's precious sleep cycle.
18 Mascots Enter the Arena. There Can Be Only One Survivor.
For decades, the University of Illinois has been cursed with many proposed mascots.
It's time to answer the question looming over our campus for nearly 20 years:
WHO SHALL REIGN SUPREME AS THE OFFICIAL ILLINOIS MASCOT?
I have scoured the dark corners of this subreddit to assemble the warriors who will partake in this ultimate battle of ultimate destiny. Think I missed someone or something to nominate? That's too damn bad cuz my graphic file corrupted and I'm not going to redo it.
⚔️ THE RULES OF THE ARENA ⚔️
1. UPVOTE TO ELIMINATE.
Comment your nomination for elimination. Upvote the mascot you want to send into the shadow realm, never to be considered our mascot ever again. The contestant with the MOST upvotes gets booted from contention.
2. ONE MASCOT FALLS EVERY DAY.
Every day (whenever I decide), the votes will be tallied, the weakest link will be eliminated. This continues until only ONE mascot remains standing.
3. THIS IS A SHITPOST.
No university involvement. No student referendum. No Board of Trustees approval. No actual consequences. Just Illini fans having fun with imaginary mascots. Save your soapbox about bringing back the Chief. This isn't serious.
4. THE FIGHTING ILLINI ARE FOREVER.
Nobody is changing our name. We are, and always will be, the Fighting Illini. We're just imagining some poor soul in a giant foam costume running around Memorial Stadium, high-fiving children, harassing opposing mascots, and making an ass of themselves for our entertainment.
THE ARENA IS OPEN. MAY THE LEAST HATED MASCOT WIN.
I-L-L!