I saw Strelok at the Bar yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my tourist's delight, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came back to grab a vodka I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen sausages in his hands without paying.
The barkeep at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Stalker, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When barkeep took one of the sausages and started scanning it multiple times, Strelok stopped him and told him to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each sausage and put them in a bag and started to say the price, Strelok kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.