r/NonPoliticalTwitter • u/No-Dentist6628 • 11h ago

Other Great idea for a new book.

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u/Ummummbaba 9h ago

Everyone knows salmon is meant to be smoked or cured, and occasionally eaten raw when fresh

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u/Jumpy-Bid-8458 7h ago

I’m vegan, so this helped me out. Would microwaving it be gross? 

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u/lonevolff 6h ago

Very. While yes it's cooked theres something about it that isn't right, sure it got hot and all but real external heat makes all the difference be it grill oven or pan. Plus the stank of microwaving any fish

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u/ShepRat 5h ago

The paper towel is the key here, it steams the fish and would cook it consistently. 

I'd never do it, hot pan or BBQ for me every time. 

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u/New_Donkey7202 4h ago

I'm big on wrapping it in wax paper with lemon slices, oil, capers and some dill. Then wrapping that package in foil and then baking it in the oven so it steams in its own juices and the lemon 👌

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u/ItsKingDx3 3h ago

I'm big on eating it raw straight from the package with my hands and pretending I'm a bear

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u/user_of_the_week 25m ago

Dishwasher is my favourite

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u/Yuukiko_ 6h ago

another thing to consider when microwaving is that it's not completely even, you'll get hot spots that are way overcooked and then the heat radiates out and cooks the rest

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u/Character-Parfait-42 6h ago

In terms of food crimes, on par with microwaving avocado; but with the smell of microwaving Brussels sprouts.

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u/RandomUsername78421 7h ago

You really shouldn't eat raw fresh salmon unless you want to get worms or you are a bear.

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u/OG_Williker 6h ago

Sushi?

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u/xenophon57 6h ago

sushi salmon is frozen it kill the worms

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u/MagicCaps69420 1h ago

I don’t know if it’s true but I’ve heard that all fish has to be frozen before being sold in the US for this reason

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u/Jakethejiu 4h ago

Nematodes

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u/Wuz314159 1h ago

Bears ✔️

Twinks ❌

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u/SobiTheRobot 4h ago

I've baked it before, came out really nice

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u/crackcrackcracks 3h ago

I fried salmon once and it basically disintegrated into salmon puree, horrible meal, couldn't waste the fish but I hated eating that.

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u/Wuz314159 1h ago

Everyone knows salmon is meant to be smoked

I free base my salmon.