r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/kittygirlexplores • 16h ago
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/MRodkinSandCastlePro • Aug 08 '26
It looks like our principal mod (The UK Muffin Man) has exited the chat. Apologies for the lack of moderation the past 2 months. NSFW
The Muffin Man has single-handedly kept r/NoRecipMuffDives going all this time. We're unsure of what happened to him, but we're grateful for his dedication and service! But can someone please check Drury Lane if you're nearby?
I've asked Weston Grey of r/RandomActsOfMuffDive fame to take over while we search for a new mod team. The two of us will be going through the backlog of join requests and mod logs.
Thanks for you patience, and feel free to send a note to modmail if you have any thoughts, concerns, questions, or comments
We hope the Muffin Man is busy eating his fill.
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/MRodkinSandCastlePro • Aug 20 '22
Please read this before requesting to post or your request may be ignored NSFW
Thanks for your interest in r/NoRecipMuffDives. Let me tell you what we're all about so you'll know if this is the sub for you.
We're a sub dedicated to those who enjoy muff dives with no reciprocation at all for the muff divers. This definitely isn't for everyone, and if it's not your thing, we recommend the following very fine subs:
- r/RandomdActsOfOralSex (mostly focused on mutual oral)
- r/RandomActsOfBlowJob (obviously about BJ's, but anything kinda goes there)
If getting a muff dive and not reciprocating is what you're looking for, or if you love giving muff dives with nothing in return, this is the place for you.
This sub was created because it seemed there was a group of people, both wanting to get and wanting to give muff dives, who wanted encounters solely focused on the muff's pleasure. However, they appeared to be a minority even in places like r/RandomActsOfMuffDive, and many of their partners didn't understand the importance of respecting this boundary.
Many muff owners reported that divers would ask for, or strongly hint at, reciprocation even though both parties expressed a strong desire for none, and often felt pressured to reciprocate even though they didn't want to.
There are muff divers like me who genuinely don't want reciprocation. Again, while this was agreed to before meeting, reciprocation was often initiated without asking, and many of the divers I talked to indicated that they generally allowed it out of a fear of hurting the muff owner's feelings, but that the reciprocation wasn't truly wanted.
This space is designed to remove all doubt. Reciprocation is not to be asked for, hinted at, or initiated the first time you connect in NRMD. Members will be encouraged to report users who cross this boundary, whether they're the muff owner or muff diver. If you meet again outside of NRMD, you can set whatever boundaries you'd like.
We have some requirements for joining NRMDs.
QUALIFIERS:
- Minimum karma of 50
- A mix of post AND comment karma
- Accounts must be at least 6 months old
- If your account has NSFW posts in R4R subs, we expect to see some seeking a non-reciprocal muff dives
- Include a statement in your join request acknowledging your understanding that sub is solely for unreciprocated muff dives
DISQUALIFIERS:
- Posting in any pay2play subs (FinDom, sugar relationships, OnlyFans, etc)
- A profile with a strong emphasis on your dick, and no history of seeking unreciprocated muff dives
- Illegal activity
- Posting in karma subs with little other karma from other sources.
- A post/comment history with rude and disrespectful behavior
Profiles with disqualifying behavior will be rejected without comment.
USING ALTS THAT DON'T MEET THE QUALIFICATIONS:
You may use an alt to join, but you must have a main account that's at least six months old, with at least 50 karma. In other words, you can create a brand new account to use in NRMD, but please send the mods a message from your main account that tells us both profile names.
Important: When you request to post, include a statement that acknowledges the non-reciprocal nature of the muff dives sought on this sub. If we don't see that, we will assume you didn't read all of this and likely not approve you. This is a test!
Mods wanted: We're looking for new mods who have a passion for non-reciprocated muff dives to help get this sub up and going!
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/OrallyFixatedMasseur • 2d ago
36 [M4F] #Oakland - Big Guy, Talented Tongue NSFW
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/travelkinkthrowaway • 3d ago
48 [M4F] #NYC - Businessman seeks NSA Pillow Princess asap NSFW
Distracted in my midtown office and would simply love to be worshiping you with your legs lazily swung over my shoulders or comfortably sitting on my face.
Seeking a sane, clean, discreet, sexy female who's looking for no strings oral for as long as you desire. You have a need to be devoured, drama free without having to reciprocate. Providing you attention that is deliberate, relaxed and not rushed. It's all about the desire, fixation and pleasure from oral attention.
I don't have a long list of physical requirements you need to meet, nor do I have an age or race preference. Just be a decent human being that enjoys the oral sex. I will ask that you not murder me and steal my kidneys. That's my hard limit. I can tell you a bit about myself. I'm 47, 5'11", athletic, clean cut, communicative, gentleman and fun.
Let's not waste time if you're interested--I could already be between your thighs by now.
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/JustPutJeff • 11d ago
25 [M4F] #Orlando - Will get a hotel today NSFW
Like the total says looking to get a hotel today, nothing crazy just want someone who is willing to sit on my face and let me bury my tongue and nose into them while they get as loud as possible and grab my head
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/Italianstyle73 • 13d ago
53 [m4f] #nyc - married oral artist looking to give full body oral pampering to females. Nothing wanted in return. Over 30 years experience. NSFW
Interested in being pampered orally all over your body? Any man can eat pussy and ass but I go beyond that. Pussy asshole feet toes ears neck behind knees down spine the little tickly spot above your hip. Even sensitive armpits. Some nice long slow heavy deep kissing to warm u up for the good stuff. I'm 53 and have been doing this since I'm like 17 I'm very good. All about u and your pleasure not looking to fuck or get sucked. Let me make you moan and drip. Pull my head in and grind on me. Let me bring you to new heights
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/myfleshburns • 13d ago
24 [M4F] #California - Any Bay Area women looking to be eaten out? NSFW
The title says it all: Iām looking to give oral. Iām fine with shaved women, too, but Iāve been in the mood for a woman with a bush. I'm down for doing anything (oral, breast play, cuddling, making out, etc) as long as it's what you want and that there won't be any reciprocation unless you explicitly ask. I canāt host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.
I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. This is non-negotiable.
Me: 24 years old, 5 '9, white man, blonde hair and blue eyes, chubby and around 240ish pounds, facial hair, disease and drug free. I also have a pretty decent tongue-game and love eating women out. Based on other encounters, I now know I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. My last test was done on 12/22/25, but I am willing to go and get retested before we meet up to play it safe.
You: DDF woman thatās looking for a good time. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your favorite book, movie, or video game so I know youāve read this.
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/Tall-Street-9655 • 13d ago
34 [M4F] #Philadelphia - Certified Worshipper ISO Thick Goddess for 45+ Minute Face-Sitting Marathons ā will work for getting smothered⦠NSFW
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/Immediate_Sky_3993 • 15d ago
40 [M4F] #Zagreb - Any woman in the area in need of oral attention? NSFW
Hello ladies, let's keep it simple I'm looking for a woman 30-50 years in the area in need of a sexual relief. I love to go down, it's the best thing, nothing more wanted. Preferably a fwb thing for a longer run but I'm also open to shorter arrangments or more, let's start slow see where it takes us. I have a thing for dominant women but it isn't a must.
Anyway I'm a 40 yo single fit guy, 176 cm / 74 kg, caucasian, I have brown hair and eyes, and I'm healthy and clean, respectful, gentle and kind.
If you want the same thing message me so we can meet for a cup of coffee first and see if there is some chemistry. Life is short so let's make it sweet at least š
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/Tall-Street-9655 • 21d ago
34 [M4F] #Allentown - Eager tongue for thick, plush goddesses ā long sessions of pure bliss NSFW
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/livetribute4you • 24d ago
45 [M4F] #CincinnatiOH - Hungry man NSFW
Iām a normal guy who enjoys making others feel good. I travel for work and it gets pretty boring and lonely being in strange towns not knowing anyone. Iām in Cincinnati regularly, so I would like to find someone in the area. I would love to find a recurring situation but Iām ok with a one off as well. Iām mid 40ās, thin with blue eyes and brown hair.
Send me a message and letās get the small talk and questions going.
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/myfleshburns • 24d ago
24 [M4F] #SFEastBay - Anyone in the Bay Area looking to be eaten out? NSFW
Iām coming back here to ask if thereās any bay area unshaved women that would be interested in being eaten out. Iām fine with shaved women, too, but Iāve been in the mood for a woman with a bush. I'm down for doing anything (oral, breast play, cuddling, making out, etc) as long as it's what you want and that there won't be any reciprocation unless you explicitly ask. I canāt host, but I am mobile and have a car that I have used for carplay in the past.
I will be asking to video chat in some manner or meeting in person before going to hook up to confirm that you are real. This is non-negotiable.
Me: 24 years old, 5 '9, white man, blonde hair and blue eyes, chubby and around 240ish pounds, facial hair, disease and drug free. I also have a pretty decent tongue-game and love eating women out. Based on other encounters, I now know I'm not the most attractive looking guy, so here's your warning. My last test was done on 12/22/25, but I am willing to go and get retested before we meet up to play it safe.
You: DDF woman thatās looking for a good time. I am not picky when it comes to race, weight, cup size, etc. Just please just be respectful and we're good. Also, tell me your favorite book, movie, or video game so I know youāve read this.
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/WabiSabi90 • 25d ago
36 [M4F] #StamfordCT - Ride my beard NSFW
Hi š Iām here for a good time, not a long time. Iām tall, broad, handsome, educated, and love to dine at the Y š š®
I want to meet somewhere public like a coffee shop to make sure we vibe before we decide to take the next step. I do not expect nor will I ask for reciprocation.
Letās keep it safe, sane, and sexy. Please be clean, hygienic, and safe to consume. Bonus if you are 420 friendly!
If interested, send me a message so we can test our chemistry
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/JustPutJeff • 25d ago
25 [M4F] #Orlando - Here for vibes, no rush NSFW
Chemistry matters to me more than anything. Iām confident in my vibe and I donāt force connections. When it clicks, it clicks. Good conversation, comfort, and that natural spark are what set the tone for everything else.
Iām a real people pleaser and I actually take pride in that. I like giving my time and attention and Iām not shy about it. I donāt rush, I donāt get tired, and I genuinely enjoy staying focused and enthusiastic for as long as the moment deserves. If Iām into you, youāll feel it.
Consent and respect are a given, but confidence and intention are what I bring to the table. I know what I like and I know Iām good at giving. If you value chemistry, patience, and someone who enjoys making you feel wanted, weāll probably get along very well.
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/789Rickk • 27d ago
44 [M4F] #LongIslandNY - I Want to Melt Your Mind NSFW
White professional male, 6ā tall, 230lbs, short brown full head of hair, clean shaven face, blue eyes, dad bod type, chest hair if you like that or shirt stays on.
Financial professional in real life and secret oral sex enthusiast on reddit. I feel such a range of positive emotions when I am bringing pleasure to another. It is so pleasing, satisfying, powerful, and sensual, to be using my skills to bring you to a euphoric feeling. Searching your body for where you like to be touched, massaged, licked, and sucked and finding what you respond to. Finding the things that make your body move and gyrate because it feels so good makes me so happy. I want to make all your thoughts evaporate with my foreplay and have you completely physically and mentally relaxed and present in the moment. Completely feeling everything I am doing. I want to deliver everything you want and things you didnāt know you wanted. I want to end with my face covered from your wetness and an intense contracting orgasm or two or three for you. The kind where your hips move uncontrollably.
This goes at your pace. We proceed in the manner that is comfortable for you. Please be able to articulate what you imagine and what you want this to be. I canāt read your mind. I understand discretion concerns and STD concerns. I am clean and can provide results.
Naturally, I know and do not ask for reciprocation.
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/JustUrRandomR3dditor • 28d ago
23 [M4F] #copenhagen - Young Danish viking looking for pussy to praise, eat and enjoy! NSFW
Hey there!
I've just moved to Copenhagen. And I'm looking for new acquaintances
Walking around the city looking around, I can't help but notice all the extremely sexy, hot and attractive women out and about. And honestly, for the most part, my brain starts to think about how they taste. What if I slowly opened their legs, carresed their thighs kissed their stomach and got a taste of that sweet sweet pussy.
Now that could be you, if you want to be in charge, leave me in charge, if you want it gendle or not. I'm here for your pleasure, and your pleasure only.
Now who is this guy, who would so gladly spent an hour or more squished between your legs? That's me
I'm 23 male, got some nice dark blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm 190cm and have a physique that matches it. I'm not fat or round, but I'm also not skin and bones.
Im physically active and keep my muscles up to date, especially my upper body is good with broad wide shoulders.
So if you are looking for somebody to focus solely on your pleasure. Reach out!
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/therabidteddybear • 29d ago
57 [M4F] #Toronto - oral servant for an indifferent pillow princess NSFW
Want to just lay there, binge watch a show, read, game or scroll your socials while being taken care of? Ā
I have a service kink and Iām looking to provide a clothed male nude female experience with no reciprocation. I want to slowly devour and savour you. Ā Iāll only stop when you tell me to. Ā Give direction and use a rolled up newspaper to give correction ;). If you enjoy face sitting then please smother me, I love eating ass. Ā Have me kiss and lick you feet, suck your toes.Ā
Iām open to any ethnicity and large age gaps. Ā
If interested let me know a bit about you and rough location in the cityĀ
Iām more than happy to verify and meet in person for a vibe check before anything takes place
I can host, pick up and drop off. Ā Or if you prefer the comfort of your own home, I am willing to travel anywhere if your postal code starts with an M
Iām 5ā9 built like a teddy bear. Ā White, blue eyes and a short beard. Ā
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/bayareacuriosity • Sep 16 '26
46 [M4F] #SanFrancisco - "You melted my mind" aka a success story NSFW
I happened to have the Labor Day weekend all to myself so decided to post in hopes of finding a woman who's pussy needed dedicated attention. Shortly after I posted saying if I came to her hotel in SF she'd let me get on my knees and eat her out. I said it would be my pleasure and asked when and where. She told me which hotel she was staying at and I said I need to shower and would be on my way. After cleaning up and making sure I'd make a good first impression, I headed into the city.
The hotel was a very fancy place right at one of the subway stations. I got there earlier than I expected so grabbed a seat on a brown leather couch and messaged that I was here. She said she'd be right down and I told her what I was wearing so she'd know who to look for; black jeans and a grey dress shirt.
While waiting I glanced around at the various women that walked past wondering if this is the one. The one who would be spreading her legs for me momentarily. After a few minutes a woman walking by looked at me and stopped. "Are you waiting for someone?" she asked. "I am," is all I said. "Come with me," and she led me to the elevators. We rode up to her floor and made small talk on the, what felt like, extremely long walk to her room.
After entering her room I was able to take in the woman who had reached out. I was quite pleased at what stood before me. Petite, brown skin, black hair; quite attractive. We didn't waste time with further small talk and she asked where we should do things. "The bed is traditional," I said. I followed her into the bedroom where she took off her pants and laid on her back on the bed in her black t-shirt and floral panties.
Still fully clothed, having not even taken my shoes off, I crawled onto the bed between her legs. The first thing I did was not touch her pussy. I like build up to it and foreplay can be so much fun. I started by kissing her belly. Just some light kisses to get a sense of the taste and scent of her skin. While kissing her belly I grabbed the bottom of her shirt and slowly and gently pushed it up her body revealing one of her nipples. I took her nipple in my mouth and gently sucked on it to see how she would respond. She moaned softly. I focused only on the one tit; sucking and flicking my tongue on her nipple, kneading her breast. She continued to moan as my other hand slid up her body and under her shirt to cup her other breast. I slid her shirt up a little higher exposing her other nipple as well and moved my mouth over to tease this new nipple. I spent several minutes playing with her breasts as her soft moans let me know she was enjoying what I was doing. When I felt she was sufficiently warmed up I started to kiss my way back down her body.
I kissed her skin until I reached the top of her panties. With my hands on her thighs, I caught the first scent of her arousal on the air. It was intoxicating. I gently kissed her thighs as I savored her heady scent. I couldn't wait any longer. I had to taste her. I started to firmly kiss her pussy through her panties. Her moans increased in intensity as she felt the pressure of my lips on hers.
After several kisses I grabbed the tops of her panties. She lifted her hips as I pulled them down her legs and tossed them aside. She spread her legs revealing her gorgeous pussy. My breath caught in my throat at the sight. "Oh my God," I whispered.
My hands on her thighs, I settled myself back between her legs. After a few gentle kisses of her thighs and on her pussy I proceeded to lick her with long strokes of my tongue. Making my tongue as broad and flat as possible, I lapped at her pussy not with just my tongue but my whole head. She moaned in pleasure at the pressure on her pussy. After a while I switched to gentle flicks of my tongue from side to side. Just teasing her clit. Then back to the broad strokes. I was savoring the sensations; her taste, her scent, the sound of her pleasure, her groping hands.
After having my fun I slipped one finger inside her and then a second. I fucked her with my fingers while my thumb massaged her clit. As I could tell she was enjoying what my gingers were doing, I started sucking her nipples. While slowly increasing the speed of my fingers pistoning in and out of her wet pussy, I sucked and bit and clicked her nipples with my tongue. Slowly increasing the speed and pressure. Faster and faster. Harder and harder. Increasing the pleasure until she reached the top. As she peaked, she gushed all over my hand.
As the wave of pleasure washed over her I removed my fingers from her and ran my hand over her thighs. As she lay there panting I asked "Do you need a minute?" "No," she gasped. "Mmmm," I sighed as I licked my lips and moved back down between her thighs.
I proceeded to eat her out some more, finger fuck her some more, suck her totties dome more.
Eventually I ended up sucking her nipples while furiously rubbing her clit with my fingers. My fingers were a blur as she writhed on the bed until she had an intense gushing orgasm. Soaking my hand with her juices.
She laid on the bed, the sheets soaked with her juices, my head on her chest listening to the pounding of her heart. After we lay like that for a few minutes and I let her recover herself, I asked if she was glad she messaged me. Still panting she said, "You melted my mind." Music to my ears.
After she recovered I went to the bathroom to wash my hands and face. I said to let me know if she comes back to town and wants to meet again. Mission accomplished I grabbed my bag and wished her a pleasant rest of her evening. Walking back to the subway I felt an overwhelming sense of satisfaction.
While waiting for the next train my phone pinged. A message from a prior playmate. As I read her message a smile started to form and I couldn't help licking my lips. What is it about pussy that just makes me so hungry?
I hope you liked my tale. Let me know what you think. Maybe you can be the subject of my next story.
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/fatcat233 • Sep 14 '26
44 [M4F] #columbus - Your pleasure is my desire NSFW
I book a hotel room, You knock. I open the door, we exchange a quick hello, maybe a hug to break the tension. Then I lock the door behind you.
I guide you to the bed. I help you out of your clothes slowlyānot rushed, not clumsy. I want to see you. All of you. I tell you how good you look, and I mean it.
I start with your neck. Soft kisses, trailing down your collarbone, your chest, your stomach. I'm taking my time. By the time I get to your thighs, you're already breathing differently. Anticipating.
I spread your legs gently and just look for a moment. Appreciating. Then I start with my tongueāslow, broad strokes, nothing rushed. I'm listening to your body, your sounds, the way your hips move. When I find the right spot, the right rhythm, I stay there. I don't stop. I don't get impatient.
My hands are gripping your thighs, holding you steady as you start to lose control. I'm alternating between soft flicks and steady pressure, reading every signal. When you get close, I don't change what I'm doingāI double down. I want to feel you come apart against my mouth.
And when you're finished? I hold you. We catch our breath. Maybe we do it again. Maybe you leave with a smile. No pressure for anything else. This was about you.
Me:Ā 44, 5'11, few extra punds, clean, respectful. I can host or travel. Discretion guaranteed.
You:Ā A woman who knows what she wants, or wants to find out. 18+, clean, and ready to be the center of attention for an hour or three.
If this scenario made you shift in your seat a little, message me. Let's make it real.
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/long_lost_lurker • Sep 11 '26
25 [M4F] #KilleenTX - every woman needs a subby, simpy pet pussy eater NSFW
I think thereās a huge gap between men and women when it comes to orgasms. Too often womenās needs get ignored and I think itās time that changes.
I think every woman deserves their own subby, simpy, pussy-eating pet. Someone who forgoes their own pleasure to provide endless oral orgasms to their owner on demand, whenever and where ever they want. There should be an app for this service to connect women with their pets. Or maybe a government service where women can apply to be assigned a pet to serve them. But in the meantime, Iāll use this subreddit
Just picture it: waking up with an orgasmic alarm clock, an office worker sitting at her computer with her pet under the desk licking away, coming home with her pet greeting her at the door on their knees with their tongue out, gym girlies having an eager tongue to help them freshen up after the gym, your pet helping you relax and clean up the mess after coming home from a club, etc. Just someone dedicated to ensuring you get the orgasms you deserve.
Iām 25, 5ā6ā, average physique, white. DDF, and I can host or travel, I work M-F so Iām typically only free on the weekends. I love nature (I got my BS in Forestry š²), reading, and baking. Preferably looking for long term, open to short term. And of course, as the purpose of this sub states, I am not interested whatsoever in any reciprocation. If youāre interested, tell me a bit about yourself and what your favorite animal is. Iād love to serve you!
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/Mrstanleyipkiss • Sep 10 '26
34 [M4F] #Chicago - Wine & Dine for pillow princess NSFW
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/7TreeRunner • Sep 06 '26
23 [M4F] #LongIslandNY - Pleasure at your pace NSFW
23 year old male from Long Island NY, Suffolk County near Patchogue NY. Iām looking to give you the pleasure you want, need and deserve at completely your own pace. As NSA as you wish, as well as open as you wish.
A tad about me, Iām 6ft3, 230lbs so a bigger guy, beard and tattoos. Somewhat submissive when it comes to the bedroom in any way, but happy to take control also if you wish.
Iām very very open in general, so when it comes to your needs Iām sure Iāll be more than happy and equipped to handle what you want. From a quick 10 minute one and done, to multiple over a long time frame. From one meetup to multiple down the line. Any position you want, and eager to listen to your exact wants and what feels good and focus directly on those. Even open to worshipping other parts of you if you wish, whether itās from your breasts to even your feet or backside.
Special interest in facesitting, so if you want a face to ride for 5 minutes or a couple hours, Iād happily do that for you
Totally No recip needed, your pleasure it my goal here and I want to get that point across as much as possible and make sure you feel no need or pressure to do anything in return besides tell me what feels good and just enjoy.
Open to anyone, age, looks, beliefs, none of it matters as long as we connect somewhat through our texts, both feel comfortable, and meeting up is possible.
Anyway, DMs are of course open to chat so hit me up if interested or you want to see if you would be interested, and have a great day!
r/NoRecipMuffDives • u/fatcat233 • Sep 06 '26
44 [M4F] #columbus - Labor Day Weekend, You Worked Hard all year, Hereās Your Reward. NSFW
Youāve put in the work all year. Now itās Labor Day weekend and itās time for you to clock out, lay back, and get taken care of with zero pressure and zero reciprocation.
Iām a 44m, 5ā11, dad bod, respectful, clean, and located in Central Ohio. Looking to give a thorough, enthusiastic muff dive. Slow and teasing at first ā soft kisses on your inner thighs, light tongue work building up, then settling in deep and steady. Fingers and toys in the mix too: slow penetration, circling your clit, finding the spots that make your legs shake.
Iāll keep going as long as you want.
You donāt have to lift a finger, return the favor. Just relax and enjoy.
Can do multiple rounds all night, or keep it simple as come get eaten and leave.
Aftercare and cuddles are on the table if you want them.
If that sounds like the kind of Labor Day treat youāve been needing, drop a message.