Several times in the last while, I have bought a drink can at Dollar General and have the person working the register grab the top of the drink can where I will be drinking with their hand. I don’t want to drink your hand. I bought a can today and the person stopped picking at their face just long enough to grab the top of my can and check it out. Please, for fucks sake, stop wiping your face puss on the thing that I just bought to put to my mouth.