I don't know where any of those dirty ass motherfuckers have been and neither do you. Most of them came directly from their meth shack to the store for more batteries smelling like chemicals and cat piss, with their equally cat piss smelling old lady in tow. Pepsi vendor's here and he just smoked a cig and picked a scab off his arm before handing you the paperwork.. should've used Purell before you grabbed it. "Little" Junior just got out of his car with his hand up his ass digging around, and the "valued customer" who comes in every morning in a foul mood was just picking his nose before he plunked that Red Bull can down on the counter (while asking you to please, don't touch it, I don't know where your hands have been).

Purell copiously between each one. Go wash your hands in the restroom sink, especially if you had to handle any money after the Goat Fucker or the farmhands have come in, because they're going to be handing you piles of change that looks like it was dug up from a dead man's pockets and cow-patty covered $100s. And whatever you do, don't tell Red Bull Germaphobe that "Little" Junior's palmed the tops of the the first 5 Red Bull cans in the cooler he got his out of, unless you want an early morning 7:15am shitfit.

Purell. Keep a big bottle of it. Use it well. Wash those hands. Love you pookies. 🖤

Several times in the last while, I have bought a drink can at Dollar General and have the person working the register grab the top of the drink can where I will be drinking with their hand. I don’t want to drink your hand. I bought a can today and the person stopped picking at their face just long enough to grab the top of my can and check it out. Please, for fucks sake, stop wiping your face puss on the thing that I just bought to put to my mouth.