God forbid a dude loves to squat it out guys! I’ll try not to block the King Soopers aisles next time!

Please use your headlights when approaching bst. It's easier to spot a friendly native. Let us now be thankful for moisture.

Back in my day the BST was a REAL tent, with canvas sides, real sausage to smoke, and it cost $5.

Today, Colfax is filled with imitation BSTs. The last one I went to was made out of cardboard, there was no pole smoking, only meth.

Yeah I’m 4’9” but I’m a mafia cop so that like 6’2”.

I’m super hot. My Family gets all these underage girls from Kansas. It’s cool though. My cousin works in the sheriffs dept and my other cousin works internal affairs. My family gets to anything we want in the state! Thank you local control laws!!

We get away with all state crime!

Who the hell is force feeding birds in Denver and for what purpose?...And couldnt find one thing about it in book(and I do mean book), nor secondary booklet they sent this year...but each judge has a page...begging to keep job. Haha

My dudes. What do we do? Namamoist

Just got a new Subaru Outback because i liked the commercial where the giant AI puppy plays on it. I didn’t even see the interior because Subaru doesn’t show it in the commercial, they just show the puppy. But I can’t help being annoyed by the bits of bodywork that aren’t black plastic cladding and are painted metal? That doesn’t seem like the kinda love that makes a Subaru a Subaru. Is there a way that I could have more plastic cladding instead of metal and color?

It was advertising room for 3 so make sure to tell your boyfriend!

Those who say that mayor Johnson isn't innovative, simply aren't paying attention.

OP melts down when confronted about their entitled AI slop posting.

Hi all, does anyone know of a roofing company I could support that doesn't lean right?

I’m looking to get some work done on the 4-bedroom Craftsman I’m currently liberating from the concept of private property. I really need a receipt with the address on it so I can update my library card and trick the power company. Quality of work truly does not matter; if the shingles blow off in a mild breeze, that’s just the roof expressing its desire for total anarchy.

Also, they must be willing to slap a mechanic's lien on a house whose actual deed has my name spelled phonetically wrong. Cash is a social construct, so we're doing vibes and deferred financial distress.

Thanks in advance besties!!

Honestly, title.

I'm tired of the inconsistent McDoubles; and yes in this economy I do mean McDoubles. I take points away if I have to order a McChicken for a homeless guy in the drive thru so be honest in your assessments.

I'll start.

Anytime after the hours of 12am-2pm you need to hit the McDonalds on Broadway, right next to the Megachurch/Car dealership. Those things are WET when I get them. Big draw back about this McDs is the occasional extra McChicken for the man before the window putting up his BST.

Where do you get the wettest McDoubles? I need to know.

When will it stop?

Is this an evolved form?