r/DenverCirclejerk • • May 11 '24

It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.

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61 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • Jun 12 '24

DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans

109 Upvotes

Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.

Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.

Namoiste


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 4h ago

Oh, you only WEAR Patagonia? Well I wear, drink, PP and poo poo ¡PATAGONIA!!!!!!

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35 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2h ago

Denver is a gnarly place to live if you have a PHAT ASS…

16 Upvotes

God forbid a dude loves to squat it out guys! I’ll try not to block the King Soopers aisles next time!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Experienced climber. Any issues here?

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132 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

New BST or housing project?

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47 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 5h ago

Which Elway Cardboard is Sold for Most…?????

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r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Will this guide me to BST?

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9 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Turn on your headlights

4 Upvotes

Please use your headlights when approaching bst. It's easier to spot a friendly native. Let us now be thankful for moisture.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Anyone in Denver making an authentic butt stuff tent?

10 Upvotes

Back in my day the BST was a REAL tent, with canvas sides, real sausage to smoke, and it cost $5.

Today, Colfax is filled with imitation BSTs. The last one I went to was made out of cardboard, there was no pole smoking, only meth.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

Force Feeding Birds!!??!!

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128 Upvotes

Who the hell is force feeding birds in Denver and for what purpose?...And couldnt find one thing about it in book(and I do mean book), nor secondary booklet they sent this year...but each judge has a page...begging to keep job. Haha


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Looks like one of the eggs at Buckley Space Force hatched.

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156 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Out Jerked on the State sub

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52 Upvotes

My dudes. What do we do? Namamoist


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

City of Denver looking at new German built BST structures for winter time use.

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223 Upvotes

Those who say that mayor Johnson isn't innovative, simply aren't paying attention.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Didn’t know this was an option

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25 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

How can I get rid of this ugly paint?

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24 Upvotes

Just got a new Subaru Outback because i liked the commercial where the giant AI puppy plays on it. I didn’t even see the interior because Subaru doesn’t show it in the commercial, they just show the puppy. But I can’t help being annoyed by the bits of bodywork that aren’t black plastic cladding and are painted metal? That doesn’t seem like the kinda love that makes a Subaru a Subaru. Is there a way that I could have more plastic cladding instead of metal and color?


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 1d ago

25m | Great Looking, great Vibes, Looking for someone to go to BST WITH.

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Yeah I’m 4’9” but I’m a mafia cop so that like 6’2”.

I’m super hot. My Family gets all these underage girls from Kansas. It’s cool though. My cousin works in the sheriffs dept and my other cousin works internal affairs. My family gets to anything we want in the state! Thank you local control laws!!

We get away with all state crime!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Checked my ballot status and got outjerked by Jena Griswold

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42 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Babe I’m on my way home I just picked up the cutest pumpkin themed BST🥰

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18 Upvotes

It was advertising room for 3 so make sure to tell your boyfriend!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 2d ago

Advanced NIMBY activity posted unironically in one of the park subs

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21 Upvotes

OP melts down when confronted about their entitled AI slop posting.


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Looking for leftist, zero-carbon, anti-capitalist roofing contractor (must accept unpaid invoices as a revolutionary equity share)

98 Upvotes

Hi all, does anyone know of a roofing company I could support that doesn't lean right?

I’m looking to get some work done on the 4-bedroom Craftsman I’m currently liberating from the concept of private property. I really need a receipt with the address on it so I can update my library card and trick the power company. Quality of work truly does not matter; if the shingles blow off in a mild breeze, that’s just the roof expressing its desire for total anarchy.

Also, they must be willing to slap a mechanic's lien on a house whose actual deed has my name spelled phonetically wrong. Cash is a social construct, so we're doing vibes and deferred financial distress.

Thanks in advance besties!!


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 4d ago

Bag Lady of Castle Rock spotted at DIA soiling seat

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299 Upvotes

Is this an evolved form?


r/DenverCirclejerk • • 3d ago

Any vascular throbbing man want to come help me get it up my storage?

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82 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 4d ago

Fess up I know it’s one of you doing butt stuff

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84 Upvotes

r/DenverCirclejerk • • 4d ago

We’re getting out jerked on Facebook now…

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77 Upvotes

When will it stop?