r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Ok_Positive4000 • 4h ago
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/GoryRamsy • May 11 '24
It is against Reddit's code of conduct to post anything talking about bans.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Assorted-Jellybeans • Jun 12 '24
DCJ has a problem, and its the non-natives complaining about bans
Reddit has once again sent the mod team a message about this butt-stuff tent. Which is forcing us to lay down our vape rig and actually do something. Rule 4 seems to just be a suggestion to you idiots. For the foreseeable future, breaking of Rule 4 will not just be a removed post, it will be a full on Permaban.
Now go forth and hit I70 in your subbies with expired plates and bald tires.
Namoiste
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/alex_mk3 • 2h ago
Denver is a gnarly place to live if you have a PHAT ASS…
God forbid a dude loves to squat it out guys! I’ll try not to block the King Soopers aisles next time!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/cardpackmentality • 5h ago
Which Elway Cardboard is Sold for Most…?????
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/e0240 • 1d ago
Turn on your headlights
Please use your headlights when approaching bst. It's easier to spot a friendly native. Let us now be thankful for moisture.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/lostPackets35 • 1d ago
Anyone in Denver making an authentic butt stuff tent?
Back in my day the BST was a REAL tent, with canvas sides, real sausage to smoke, and it cost $5.
Today, Colfax is filled with imitation BSTs. The last one I went to was made out of cardboard, there was no pole smoking, only meth.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/TSErica • 1d ago
Force Feeding Birds!!??!!
Who the hell is force feeding birds in Denver and for what purpose?...And couldnt find one thing about it in book(and I do mean book), nor secondary booklet they sent this year...but each judge has a page...begging to keep job. Haha
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/ElComfySafe • 2d ago
Looks like one of the eggs at Buckley Space Force hatched.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/ThePurplePanda420 • 2d ago
Out Jerked on the State sub
My dudes. What do we do? Namamoist
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/cicerostongue • 2d ago
City of Denver looking at new German built BST structures for winter time use.
Those who say that mayor Johnson isn't innovative, simply aren't paying attention.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Usual-Language-745 • 2d ago
How can I get rid of this ugly paint?
Just got a new Subaru Outback because i liked the commercial where the giant AI puppy plays on it. I didn’t even see the interior because Subaru doesn’t show it in the commercial, they just show the puppy. But I can’t help being annoyed by the bits of bodywork that aren’t black plastic cladding and are painted metal? That doesn’t seem like the kinda love that makes a Subaru a Subaru. Is there a way that I could have more plastic cladding instead of metal and color?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/BerrySpecific720 • 1d ago
25m | Great Looking, great Vibes, Looking for someone to go to BST WITH.
reddit.comYeah I’m 4’9” but I’m a mafia cop so that like 6’2”.
I’m super hot. My Family gets all these underage girls from Kansas. It’s cool though. My cousin works in the sheriffs dept and my other cousin works internal affairs. My family gets to anything we want in the state! Thank you local control laws!!
We get away with all state crime!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/prince-of-dweebs • 2d ago
Checked my ballot status and got outjerked by Jena Griswold
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/huser670 • 2d ago
Babe I’m on my way home I just picked up the cutest pumpkin themed BST🥰
It was advertising room for 3 so make sure to tell your boyfriend!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Serious-Recipe-8304 • 2d ago
Advanced NIMBY activity posted unironically in one of the park subs
OP melts down when confronted about their entitled AI slop posting.
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Indy_91 • 3d ago
Looking for leftist, zero-carbon, anti-capitalist roofing contractor (must accept unpaid invoices as a revolutionary equity share)
Hi all, does anyone know of a roofing company I could support that doesn't lean right?
I’m looking to get some work done on the 4-bedroom Craftsman I’m currently liberating from the concept of private property. I really need a receipt with the address on it so I can update my library card and trick the power company. Quality of work truly does not matter; if the shingles blow off in a mild breeze, that’s just the roof expressing its desire for total anarchy.
Also, they must be willing to slap a mechanic's lien on a house whose actual deed has my name spelled phonetically wrong. Cash is a social construct, so we're doing vibes and deferred financial distress.
Thanks in advance besties!!
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/lolwtfh4x • 4d ago
Bag Lady of Castle Rock spotted at DIA soiling seat
Is this an evolved form?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/zvx • 3d ago
Any vascular throbbing man want to come help me get it up my storage?
r/DenverCirclejerk • u/Hot_Fan_4169 • 4d ago
We’re getting out jerked on Facebook now…
When will it stop?