r/circlejerknyc • • Jul 22 '26

ZOHAN MOMDONNY stating, that after REVIEWING SHARIA LAW, New York City does NOT have the legal authority to arrest BENNJAMIN NETTENYAHUDI for his ICK WARRANT. He calls on the federal jihadi government to join the ICK and execute the warrant.

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r/circlejerknyc • • Mar 14 '26

Mygod, whatever you do, DO NOT listen to his cop glazing speech

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r/circlejerknyc • • 8h ago

Is your apt a F*CKING mess?? Introducing the 90-day minimalism experiment

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r/circlejerknyc • • 15h ago

Am I too close to the hydrant?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 5h ago

Do you consider Miami one of the boroughs or nah?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 5h ago

Proof we need to get rid of bike lanes for new Tesla Roadster Lanes and Runways 👍

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

"Like Kelly Clarkson buying a $15k pigeon"

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1h ago

Dog owners.. how do you clean dog poop when on a walk?

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I’m just picturing someone walking around with a house keeping cart from an office, full of cleaning supplies.


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Mamdani understands that when people feel joy it gives them hope.

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r/circlejerknyc • • 19h ago

Sooooooo, wtf r we even doing here anymore? I have 6 kids in one of my classes who I know for sure can’t read nor write. 6th grade 🫠🫠. Helppp!!

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Why don't Central Park carriage drivers just go electric...

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r/circlejerknyc • • 15h ago

Should I quit my Ohio job to pursue a dream (moving to NYC)?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

ORGANIZING A PROTEST AGAINST THE CENTRAL PARK HORSE BAN

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We need to get outside City Hall and make it clear that the city government cannot just take away our fucking horses. I have never actually taken one of these rides because the prices are ridiculous, but I liked knowing I could. That is what AMERICAN freedom means and Ben Franklin would have stood for this.

I refuse to let this city become Paris under Mamdani, where Europeans have no rights unless they all go outside and scream about it. That is why I am asking every American who cares about freedom to go outside and scream about this. Bring signs. Does anyone know how the French organize these things? They seem pretty good at it. I actually hear the French students are protesting right now about some bullshit thing too!

Someone in a group chat of mine suggested we bike to the protest. NO. We are protesting the replacement of a horse that does all the work with a Citi Bike that mostly makes me do it. Also I don't want anyone from r/MicromobilityNYC there they might be the enemy of my enemy sometimes but they are never ever going to be my friend.

Anyway, any recomendations for how I could make this work??


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

This is where Bushwick gets dangerous

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r/circlejerknyc • • 16h ago

What is the Best Date Night in your neighborhood?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 22h ago

Should I quit my current job to move to NYC?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

This is the way 👍

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

GrubHub, but for murder

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r/circlejerknyc • • 20h ago

Living in a practice space?

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r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Just Salad opens its first Bronx location at Fordham Plaza

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r/circlejerknyc • • 22h ago

Searching

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Looking for fire in queens


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

‘Luigi: The Musical’ is back in NYC with a new cast

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Luigi: The Musical is a satirical prison comedy and social commentary musical created by Nova Bradford and Arielle Johnson.

The Story: The one-act show imagines a strange scenario inside Brooklyn's Metropolitan Detention Center (MDC), where three high-profile inmates are housed together:
Luigi Mangione (the accused killer of UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson)
Sam Bankman-Fried (the disgraced FTX cryptocurrency founder)
Sean "Diddy" Combs (the music mogul facing federal charges)


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

What is drag brunches?

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Why you guys go to drag shows in daytime ?


r/circlejerknyc • • 1d ago

Omg I saw someone poop outside???? Is that even leagal/should I call cops?!

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r/circlejerknyc • • 2d ago

nightmare blunt rotation

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