Am Sushi the Ratty-Catty (3M, dress like James Bond. Puffless). I lib wif mum and step-dad. Step dad is best fren. Me have strict schedule every day:

Wake up when mummy wake up

Mummy gibs me gravy

Best fren gibs me greenie bickies

Mummy let me out for sniff

I Ccome inside and have snoozle until arfo-noon.

More gravy

Then the MOST important part of day: possum patrol.

Many, many possum in my yard. They libs in ceiling wif ceiling cat, and come out at night. They MUST be patrolled.

Mummy say no. She lock me inside. I CAN NO PATROL POSSUMS INSIDE.

So, me try escape for my DUTY through baff-room window while mummy in the wet. Mummy jump out of wet and yell "YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE CLOACA!"

AITC?