r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Cognac_Clinton • 2h ago

of a menu

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108 Upvotes

29 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/DarthiusFatticus • 2h ago

of a cave

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936 Upvotes

137 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uunicorned • 3h ago

of a mining truck

65 Upvotes

0 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/unoriginalname86 • 3h ago

of a leaf

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18 Upvotes

Not the biggest one in our yard, but this one caught my eye this morning.

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/m4gnum1 • 4h ago

of an orange cat

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87 Upvotes

4 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ezekielsaurus • 5h ago

/r/all of drained pus

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11.5k Upvotes

1.7k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thanra • 5h ago

of a firefighter

68 Upvotes

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Best_Agent_8117 • 9h ago

of a guy on a new episode of Dateline.

0 Upvotes

His giant cankles for a bonus absolute units.

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/thejeffroc • 9h ago

of Earth Mover Tires 🛞

61 Upvotes

3 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TimothyVdp • 11h ago

of a Lemon

10 Upvotes

6 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/ezekielsaurus • 12h ago

of a catfish

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765 Upvotes

53 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Violenna • 12h ago

of a "baby" carrot

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0 Upvotes

no banana for scale :(

2 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Royal-Chef-946 • 13h ago

of advertising

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1.3k Upvotes

73 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Zestyclose-Salad-290 • 16h ago

of antlers

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1.9k Upvotes

20 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MSotallyTober • 20h ago

Nikkori (にっこり) is a famous large-sized Japanese pear variety whose name literally translates to a big "smile" in Japanese. My brother-in-law’s mother brought it for us from up in Nagano where she grows them around this time of year.

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/AnimeFFF • 23h ago

of Beetroot

185 Upvotes

A British gardener grew a 26 kg (57 lb) beetroot, breaking the world record in 2026

31 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Sooner_Weirdo • 1d ago

of a male stripper move.

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6.6k Upvotes

413 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Uunicorned • 1d ago

of an electronic computer

160 Upvotes

7 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/The_Ballistics_Guy • 1d ago

/r/all of a Bobcat

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14.4k Upvotes

485 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Depressed_Cat_00 • 1d ago

of poop emoji

172 Upvotes

5 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/Major_Confection_757 • 1d ago

of Mushrooms

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34 Upvotes

Found these units on the sneaky route to the golf course.

1 comment

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 1d ago

of a rabbit

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4.4k Upvotes

41 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/New-Manufacturer9658 • 1d ago

of a husky

241 Upvotes

She’s only 50 pounds

23 comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/blingbiceps • 1d ago

/r/all of parasites from a bear's ass

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15.5k Upvotes

1.4k comments

r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheKingsident • 1d ago

of a colonoscopy

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137 Upvotes

25 comments

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r/AbsoluteUnits

Absolute Unit : an Animal or Public Figure, who is larger than we should normally expect.

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ABSOLUTE UNITS

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RULES:

Posting

1) Post Absolute Units only.

Only Absolute Units are allowed. No normal units.

See definition here.
Post absolute units, not actual units

Absolute units only. Not measuring units. It was punny the first time, now it's old. Straight out bans will be handed.
No Photoshopped Units

Only real absolute units are allowed. No AI, art, cartoon, edited or video game units.

2) Post public figures only

No creepshots / No fat shaming pics allowed / No female bodybuilders

We're looking for animals mostly, particularly cute animals which happen to be very large. Only public figures are allowed; no harassment, creep-shots, witch-hunts, fat-shaming is allowed. Female bodybuilders are expressly forbidden and anyone making transphobic comments will be permanently banned. Identify the public figure in the title. Don't assume they are well known

3) No NSFW posts

No NSFW and NSFL content

This includes content that is sexual in nature, gory, anything unpalatable to the eyes.
Don't post pictures of private parts

Honestly, nobody comes here to see magnum dongs. Just don't.
Don't post pictures of shit

No one wants to see that. No dung, no dong. Dings are allowed.

4) No Recent or Common reposts

Frequent reposts or those from last 60 days or top 50 posts of all time will be removed.
Moderators reserve the right to remove any posts they feel will improve the quality of this sub

Commenting

5) Be nice.

There's no reason to be an unfriendly unit.
Excessively derogatory comments are not allowed.
Toxic behavior of any kind is banned.
Follow the site-wide rules / general Rediquette

6) No doxing or brigading

No witch hunts.
Do not direct link any personal information or social media profiles.
No brigading to or from any other threads, whether on or off Reddit.

7) Shut up about pitbulls

No pitbull hate comments, stats, copypasta, links or calls to ban.

This is a place to enjoy Absolute Units. Not to discuss your hate for any specific breeds, spamming stats and starting flame wars about whether or not they are dangerous. If you love pitbulls, please visit r/pitbulls. If you hate them, please visit r/banpitbulls.

Now please kindly shut up about it, or risk being banned.

8) Post titles must start with the string "of ".

Please note that the word "of" is case sensitive.

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The moderators of this subreddit will take any action (which includes banning and removing comments) that they feel improves the quality of the subreddit.

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