r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TerraByteTerror • 17h ago

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u/rodlandthepipeman 17h ago

Flemish Giants are soooo cuteee! Apparently they're also pretty docile, unsurprisingly. Some day, after my two bunnies pass away (my youngest, also my third one, passed away last Friday when I was home alone, she was about 3 years old, I believe a respiratory hemorrhaging disease was the culprit), I might get a Flemish Giant as my emotional support bun. The two normal bunnies I have now are also classified as emotional support.

RIP my Itty Bitty.

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u/robo-dragon 16h ago

Sorry for your loss. I can confirm Flemish giants are absolutely sweethearts and very laid back. My family had one growing up. She was super sweet and let me pick her up and hold her like a stuffed animal and she would nap with our dogs. Her name was Ginger!

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u/Suspicious_Tree123 16h ago

Oh I'm so sorry for your loss, that made me tear up!

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u/Helfyresarge1 17h ago

Love those rabbits.

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u/Wooden-Relation-3111 14h ago

That thing could demolish a salad

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u/congo66 13h ago

That thing could demolish the whole garden.

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u/Cliffinati 14h ago

Salad is the food for my food

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u/UnlikelySpoon 17h ago

That is the landlord and the head scratches are rent

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u/Moobob66 17h ago

How fast can a rabbit that big go?

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u/Mother-Forever9019 17h ago

It’s a breed called Flemish giant

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u/Moobob66 17h ago

How fast can that Flemish giant go?

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u/Laika1116 16h ago

Apparently up to 30 mph (48 km/h), in short bursts.

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u/MRintheKEYS 15h ago

So……. Honey, we’re gonna need a leash

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u/Boogy-Fever 14h ago

The bursts are .2 seconds for less than 10 feet before ghey need to eat and rest for an hour

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u/W33DG0D42069 17h ago

Wabbit season

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u/Ok_Dust_3896 16h ago

Duck season!

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u/Uncle_Burney 16h ago

You realize this means war…..

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u/SuDragon2k3 15h ago

Enter Bugs Bunny (crossdressing)

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u/GamerTag0101 16h ago

Omg that's a big bunny 🐰😄

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u/Bullet_Number_4 15h ago

I love how giant bunnies are just as adorable and snuggle-worthy as their smaller counterparts.

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u/Inside-Judgment-725 15h ago

This bunny is BIGTIME

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u/Super-Set-918 12h ago

Flemish gianttt 😍

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u/brotherofgurnip 16h ago

Isn't this breed called a flemish flopper or something similar

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u/idontknowhyimhere__ 2h ago

Flemish giant

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u/grinchbettahavemoney 15h ago

That rabbits poop must be the size of golf balls

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u/Inside-Judgment-725 15h ago

Sounds like a Zelda game tune

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u/silv3rbull8 12h ago

That could burrow a tunnel big enough to run a subway system

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u/renohockey 6h ago

Is he available for a wrastlin' match or three? It's a Union gig in Medicine Hat, and it's for charity!

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u/DistributistChakat 6h ago

Hehe, big bunny.

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u/Past-North-4131 4h ago

Shits that look like clumps of plumbs. I'm good. That thing can stay outside orrrrrr butchered and grilled on my plate 🤤

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u/Fluid-Depth2327 10h ago

How many carrots he being fed?