r/whatisit • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 4h ago

New, what is it? What is this thing.

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u/PuzzleheadedPush6571 4h ago

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u/PropulsionIsLimited 3h ago

Where tf is everyone getting these shitty AI upscaled memes?

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u/manborg 3h ago

I actually like this dog and will allow it.

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u/AmberCurious 4h ago

lol totally my reaction if I ran across this thing in the wild 😝

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 4h ago

Seeing that fly at me would EVACUATE my bowels.

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u/Glittering-Source-63 2h ago

For a good 3 seconds I thought you said excavate my bowels 😆

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u/RevolutionaryKey8565 3h ago

Might as well lighten the load

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u/Dingus_McCringlebery 3h ago

I stood up to a goose once and thats what he did

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u/Aclevername1000 46m ago

Haha! geese are poopy turd ass holes.

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u/FewScore6082 3h ago

The good news is it's big enough to realistically take a swing at!

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 3h ago

Yeah but that moment of contact is gonna make me turn inside out with discomfort lol

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u/FewScore6082 3h ago

Yes!

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 3h ago

Bro... Idk what they're called but in Vegas we have the beetles that look like OP's post but about 2 inches and all brown. Looked over in my small one person bathroom at work during a shift. And this fucker was 2feet from me with the wings up ready to fly. My face said scream, but my mouth made silence, as I flailed away with my pants around my ankles.... super fun times

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u/FewScore6082 1h ago

Oh shit I used to live in Vegas and never saw one.

. Or one never wanted me to see it 👀

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u/10303816 2h ago

PARRY IT

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u/GertyFarish11 2h ago

But what if you miss?

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u/Important_Muffin1 1h ago

Watching this on the toilet so yes

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 1h ago

Had a similar experience on a small shitter with a smaller cousin of this bug in Vegas. Commented in this thread I believe lol

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u/BZLuck 1h ago

IT CAN FLY?

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u/hackneed 1h ago

🤣🤣🤣 funniest thing I've seen all day! Cheers, good sir!

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u/Own_Round_7600 3h ago

Yeah i dont want to kill this magnificent creature but i would very much like some sort of restraining order or preferably blood pact that it will stay at least 40 metres away from me and my dwellings at all times

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u/Camry08 3h ago

Blood pact: it stays 40 m away at all times, but you must feed it daily and it will double in size each time you do

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u/raptorgator0 1h ago

It already looks like it would feed on blood 😭😭

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u/Xeriel-Beeblebrox 3h ago

I thought it was claymation or a toy and my brain broke in realization 😭

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u/Gal-XD_exe 2h ago

Crazy to think there used to be stuff like 100 times bigger and more scary, like the Arthropleura

So yeah, I would not want to run into that

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u/raptorgator0 1h ago

I'd start crying

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u/DeezerWeezer 50m ago

Jesus I read erection instead of reaction

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u/PropulsionIsLimited 3h ago

Here's the actual image

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u/etaksmash 3h ago

This made me cry laugh thank you

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u/chonklah 3h ago

I’ve never see the HD version of this pic 😭

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u/soflscuba 1h ago

I was coming here to say Satan 😂 I see your post first.

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u/ghostmpr 3h ago

Literally me, it's almost 1AM spare me 😭😭

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u/frankc1450 3h ago

It's Satan!

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u/matehaveIgotquestion 3h ago

for real fucking christ

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u/slickCCsunshine 3h ago

Lmaooo 🤣

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u/Icypoopoo 2h ago

That thing probably eats that cross for breakfast, literally 

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u/jolou-nai-2017 2h ago

Yo quemo la casa 💀

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u/swingingcouple714 1h ago

The only correct answer 😂😭😭

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u/LaLegende35 1h ago

I thought of this exact picture. There are truly no original thoughts

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u/username_unsur3 1h ago

Me right now

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u/windymedusa 55m ago

Anyone know the story behind this one?

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u/Burnt_Taco10 39m ago

I have never seen this picture so clear. I’ve had this picture saved since like middle school and it’s so pixelated 😭

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u/PuzzleheadedPush6571 30m ago

You probably have the original then. The one I posted is enhanced 😭

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u/Apart-Physics8702 37m ago

Release the Epstein Files

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u/jannutmarie 3h ago

Kill it with fire