r/whatisit • u/Cultural_Fall_3255 • 9h ago

New, what is it? What is this thing.

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 8h ago

Seeing that fly at me would EVACUATE my bowels.

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u/FewScore6082 8h ago

The good news is it's big enough to realistically take a swing at!

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 8h ago

Yeah but that moment of contact is gonna make me turn inside out with discomfort lol

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u/FewScore6082 7h ago

Yes!

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 7h ago

Bro... Idk what they're called but in Vegas we have the beetles that look like OP's post but about 2 inches and all brown. Looked over in my small one person bathroom at work during a shift. And this fucker was 2feet from me with the wings up ready to fly. My face said scream, but my mouth made silence, as I flailed away with my pants around my ankles.... super fun times

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u/FewScore6082 5h ago

Oh shit I used to live in Vegas and never saw one.

. Or one never wanted me to see it 👀

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 2h ago

Only seen about 5 my whole life... no moment was a peaceful one.