r/weddingshaming • • 10d ago

Foul Friends When the vape addiction can’t wait until after your ceremony

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u/Digital_Disimpaction 9d ago

Jesus christ

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u/pipinngreppin 9d ago

Knocked the fuck out of granny’s head

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u/Strange_Explorer_780 9d ago

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u/threelizards 7d ago

She knows it wasn’t no tree.

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u/SpiritualAd3132 6d ago

Why you coming fast!

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u/LegoLady8 9d ago

And he's wearing those creep glasses that record everyone. 🤮

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u/Katops 9d ago

They’re called pervert glasses btw.

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u/doradiamond 9d ago

Suspectacles

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u/HydraulicEarl2 9d ago

Terry Hesticle's Suspecticals

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u/Gwenelobee 5d ago

One of the managers at my old job had them. He got fired on my last day (unrelated) because the head manager caught him fucking an employee in the parking lot.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 9d ago edited 9d ago

I feel like those are going to be like Cybertrucks. Not many people will buy them, but we’ll all know immediately that the ones who do are unequivocal douche bags.

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u/lokiandgoose 4d ago

I simply delight in seeing a Cybertruck! There's so many places in the world that they cannot exist, but here, in the utopia of southern Florida, they are free to roam. A holographic pink one just arrived! They are a critically endangered species, so we need to cherish them while they are with us. The enrichment they bring to my enclosure cannot be overstated.

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u/HelloMacchi 4d ago

Just saw one of the holo pink ones broken down over near Greenacres Bowling in Lake Worth

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 9d ago

I don’t know these guys, but I hate them.

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u/usernotfoundplstry 9d ago

At least it was a fancy imitation gold vape lmao

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u/monkeydump22 8d ago

My exact words

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u/jackstiofain 5d ago

The shortest, yet most prescient comment I've ever read on Reddit.

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u/fbresnah 9d ago

What was the point of him throwing it during the ceremony? Couldn't they wait at least until after? Yes I'm a smoker, but I'm not that desperate.

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u/recovery_room 9d ago

Right? Dude, just keep it in your pocket. You don’t have to jettison it while your poor bride walks down the aisle.

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u/AdmiralBroccoli 8d ago

Not if you can see the outline in his pocket! I've seen many brides annoyed because of sunglasses and phones etc visible on wedding photos!

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u/Fast_Restaurant6488 6d ago

Was at a wedding last weekend and the photographer wanted everyone to leave their phones in the car or reception area during the ceremony so that nothing could be seen in pockets and "ruin her pictures."

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u/Journius 8d ago

I was just in a wedding last weekend. I somewhat get it, but it was maddening how many times we had to empty our pockets because pictures might be happening.

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u/AussieDaz 8d ago

I’m sure this isn’t their reason but when I got married I gave my phone to my brother because it looks shit in your pocket for pictures

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u/fbresnah 8d ago

This reminds me of a video I saw where the bride and groom we're walking down the aisle, and the groom was actually looking down at his cell phone. You can't put your cell phone away for five minutes while you get married?

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u/CaptnsDaughter 9d ago

Drunk I’m sure

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u/whaatdidyousay 8d ago

This seems like AI or skit, none of it makes sense other than rare bait

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u/DeltaTule 7d ago

No because smokers are addicts and this is what addiction looks like

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u/sweetbean11 9d ago

the audacity to shush her 😭😭😭

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u/angelwarrior_ 2d ago

Total gaslighting! 😭

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u/carniewesso68 9d ago

Instant annulment.

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u/Jabbles22 9d ago

Looks like this is before the ceremony, so they aren't even married yet.

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u/carniewesso68 9d ago

Even better. All the bride needs to do is walk back down that aisle and call it a day. Lol

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u/CarpenterAutomatic30 9d ago

why do people think the ceremony is the actual legal marriage?

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u/Jabbles22 9d ago

I doesn't have to be but it certainly can be. Most of the weddings I've been to they sign the marriage certificate after the ceremony.

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u/sofaverde 9d ago

I think there should be a new rule where it's saved to sign on your 1 year anniversary after the wedding. Then you will have a better idea if you actually made a good decision or not and probably help the divorce rates go down.

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u/Marguerite_Moonstone 8d ago

Pretty sure that’s pretty much the annulment laws in Vagus, although no need to go back to sign it.

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u/crospingtonfrotz 7d ago

Do you mean Vegas?

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u/Marguerite_Moonstone 6d ago

Yes. I spelled it a bunch of ways and none looked right. Dyslexia strikes again.

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u/AbulatorySquid 8d ago

I've performed quite a few. I often have them sign at the rehearsal the day before. I also performed a wedding for a couple who came to town the day before. The license isn't valid for 24 hours in my state so I fudged the time.

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u/Adventurous_Ad_6546 8d ago

Sometimes it is, and for the others I think it’s just kind of culturally embedded in us.

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u/wheelperson 8d ago

Looks like its the best man

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u/Evillunamoth 9d ago

Something fell outta the tree, it’s okay…

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u/McBurger 9d ago

That’s some quick thinking lmao

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u/Sandusky666 9d ago

You gotta go way high on that toss to make sure and avoid gram gram, that’s on the thrower in my opinion lmao

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u/pasta_chovie 9d ago

Fuck that, don’t signal to your friends to throw shit over people’s heads, especially old lady’s. Both of them are assholes for that.

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u/Sandusky666 9d ago

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u/jordan4290 9d ago

Don’t listen to that to that guy. Sounds like someone with a bad arm.

Gotta hit the receiver with a back shoulder pass to avoid the defender

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u/Sandusky666 9d ago

Yeah that guy’s just trying to fuck that grandmama, sicko.

Precisely my point amigo.

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u/Perle1234 9d ago

This video is on YouTube. The man purposefully threw that at the grandmother. The wedding party and guests all laughed at it, and told the grandmother it fell from the tree when she questioned it, and kept shushing her. The entirety of the comment section talked about how funny it was and what a legend the thrower was. Honestly, I’m done with people. There’s no hope for the world if that is our next generation of lawmakers, doctors, lawyers, teachers etc. I’m so very glad my children did not reproduce.

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u/cup_1337 9d ago

Let’s be honest dude. These people were never going to be high achievers.

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u/Allout-Okarun 9d ago

YouTube is a cesspool. My best friend completely changed after he spent a few years only viewing stuff on YouTube.

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u/quickwitqueen 9d ago

I truly hate humanity sometimes.

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u/Bondollar 9d ago

Does he say that he threw it at her purposefully?

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u/Perle1234 9d ago

The other video was longer. I could be attributing the comments inappropriately. It was so mean and the comments assumed intent but you’ve made me realize idk for sure and o really don’t want to go search for it bc it was honestly disturbing and I don’t want to watch it again. I’m middle aged and a professional. My grandma is long deceased but if someone treated her like that I feel like I would revert to a teenager and beat someone’s ass over it. 😡

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u/Bondollar 9d ago

Yeah for sure, just be disgusted by what actually happened rather than what you assume happened. There's plenty of shittiness on display without making shit up.

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u/whaatdidyousay 8d ago

It’s fake. Or AI. Or a skit.

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u/ben-jammin333 9d ago

Wow, and everyone around the poor woman just gaslights her. Super classy.

(Unrelated, but it says that this post was posted on the subreddit a whole day ago, but it's just gaining traction now? I've noticed this a few times on other subreddits too, where good, subreddit-fitting posts were uploaded a whole day ago just sitting a zero upvotes and comments. It's so weird)

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u/flavortron 9d ago

They changed the app recently, it’s made everything kind of discombobulated

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u/Acheloma 9d ago

For a while I was getting almost exclusively 4+ day old posts on my feed. Its slightly better this week, but still pretty bad

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u/ben-jammin333 9d ago

Ah, figures.

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u/Objective_Chance4173 9d ago

Let’s not dilute the meaning of “gaslighting”. They lied to her.

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u/Minute-Frame-8060 9d ago

Im so glad I won't be here in 30 years.

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u/fermentedelement 8d ago

I had a delay while mods checked the post, so I wonder if that reflects my original posting time but not when mods allowed it to be seen

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u/QuestioningParakeet 8d ago edited 8d ago

Thought I saw this before. Glad it's in the right place now. It was posted in a make me smile reddit with a majority of comments laughing at the exchange and bro-ing with the guys 🙄

Comments that called it out as rude and trashy were downvoted and the replies were as dissapointing as the recorded behavior LOL

Edit: Looks like the og post that had a ton of traction and positive interaction got deleted.

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u/user18name 9d ago

Yeah someone posted this on Makemesmile and I’m like “nope.”

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u/Brilliant_Self6395 9d ago

I hope Granny cuts them out of the will. 

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u/whodischarybdis 9d ago

Vaping is genuinely so cringe like 💀

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u/recovery_room 9d ago

It’s very, very similar to a soother. And that all I see when grown men are sucking on them impulsively.

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u/laughingpuppy20 8d ago

Ha ha. I never thought of it that way.

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u/ohimbussin 8d ago

Agreed. I'm pumped to see the trend of good ol fasioned cigs coming back into play for sure!

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u/Powerful-Chemist888 4d ago

Oh it's cringe nowadays? Where have I been

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u/MalaysiaTeacher 9d ago

Imagine thinking this is funny to post. He should be wanting the earth to swallow him whole

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u/Tatidanidean1 9d ago

Gaslighting her and telling her to shush is wild work 😭 it looked metal. Poor thing that probably hurt a lot

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u/lagomorphed 9d ago

That's just lying, not gaslighting.

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u/Tatidanidean1 9d ago

Doubting their perception of reality by saying she got hit by something falling from the tree sounds like gaslighting to me. But I’m not too familiar with the clinical definition so

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u/lagomorphed 9d ago

My dude gaslighting is not doing this ONE time. It's sustained over a period of time.

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u/Tatidanidean1 9d ago

I misspoke then. Lying*

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u/mouldymolly13 6d ago

The fact that this person was so quick to think of a lie means they are likelyv used to lying to a lot of people in their life. What a looser.

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u/JayCDee 9d ago

It feels more like he doesn’t want it in his pocket to avoid the bulge it might make in the suit no?

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u/Dajmibuzi_dzieki 9d ago

Too bad he didn’t have a best man or groomsmen to calmly hand it to, instead of making a spectacle and launching it at poor grandma. 😂

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u/SarahPalinisaMuslim 8d ago

Or like a back pocket

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u/Korosorio 9d ago

Yes, this is the correct reason. The groom didn’t want anything in his pockets for the photos.

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u/gerber411420 9d ago

The douche flute

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u/Marguerite_Moonstone 8d ago

New addition to my vocabulary today.

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u/pasta_chovie 9d ago

Tells your friends to throw something hard over a very old lady, lady gets hit in the head, she looks confused and upset, picks up the vape instead of checking on her, then proceeds to lie and gaslight here by saying it was a pine cone. Then for some inexplicable reason, he’s proud enough to upload this to the internet.

Someone should’ve thrown this complete asshole out of the wedding. Someone needs to protect that lady.

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u/Queasy_Novel_1277 9d ago

Did he just bounce it off grandma’s skull ??

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u/SuitIllustrious7324 9d ago

Well that was pathetic. What an asshole.

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u/ginger_bird 9d ago

If it's rude to smoke in a situation, its rude to vape in that situation.

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u/heathbarcrunchh 9d ago

Did you hit me 🤣

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u/MisterVega 9d ago

I think that's the same venue I got married at :o

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u/Kindly_Ad5483 7d ago

In California?👀

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u/MisterVega 7d ago

Yes, looks like The Lodge at Two Moons in Oakhurst, CA.

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u/CoolHandLukeZ 7d ago

Yeah my wife and I got married there, too! It was called Paradise Springs back then, though.

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u/Icy-Benefit-3963 8d ago

So many trashy things to unpack here

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u/Informal-Control-413 6d ago

Lmao AI could never capture humanities true capacity for shitheadedness such as this,, in a funny way this vid just gave me hope

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u/Warm_Ad_7944 9d ago

I don’t think this is real but if it is I’m sorry I laughed

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u/purplenapalm 9d ago

Yea this just seems like a funny skit lol

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u/TacoStrong 9d ago

Vapers suck tbh. It's ridiculous how pathetic they look. I once saw a couple getting out of a car with their kid and while walking a few steps from the car to the store they had to make sure to get their vape hits in, it was sad seeing that especially with a little girl in tow.

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u/grumbledork 9d ago

god I'm so thankful to have fully kicked the habit. It looks so stupid but feels sooooo good. Haven't smoked in over a year and a half and I look forward to KEEPING IT THAT WAY!

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u/theatermouse 9d ago

Way to go you!!

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u/grumbledork 9d ago

Thank you!! :D

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u/Seaweed-Basic 9d ago

I grew up with two parents that constantly had a cigarette in their hands, even chain smoked in the car. Much rather have a parent who discreetly vapes. But yeah, vapes are douche kazoos.

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u/TacoStrong 9d ago

There was nothing discreet about it. They did it out in the open and were parked 4 parking spaces from the front door of a Walgreens not to mention the small amount of smoke that is still exhaled near the entrance for anyone to breathe in.

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u/SomeGuyClickingStuff 9d ago

> amount of smoke

Were they smoking or vaping?

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u/TacoStrong 9d ago

Vaping, so maybe it was Vapor…?!

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u/throwawaymentality10 7d ago

Better that than getting ash flung into your face and eyes and constant 2nd hand smoke in your lungs. As a kid of chain smokers, the best day was learning my mom started vaping instead, she ended up quitting soon after.

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u/goingpt 7d ago

I always point this out to my partner. I see people going into the store all the time and puffing on their vapes right up to the entry point as if they're never going to vape again. Even had someone (with kids of course) that just physically couldn't wait until they got outside to vape.

it's honestly the most pathetic thing I've ever witnessed. I agree, anyone that looks vapes looks pathetic.

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u/TacoStrong 7d ago

"r. I see people going into the store all the time and puffing on their vapes right up to the entry point as if they're never going to vape again."

That's exactly what it felt like. They were literally a few steps from the door to that Walgreens.

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u/goingpt 7d ago

Found the vaper that looks like an absolute twat when he vapes!

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u/goingpt 7d ago

Shows how selfish you are that you think vaping doesn't have any affect on the people around you when in reality, I and others have to breathe that shit in against our will.

I don't go around thinking I'm better than other people, unless I see someone vaping, then I know I'm better than them.

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u/goingpt 7d ago

Air pollution is unfortunately necessary for modern day life. Vaping is not necessary unless you have an obsession with putting things in your mouth like a fucking child.

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u/ChannelNo4811 7d ago

Sorry Grandma, gotta get my nic fix.

Seriously though, I randomly see people vaping in the worst public situations. At least cigarette smokers usually go around the corner and are ashamed of their addiction.

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u/WitchofGremlinEnergy 7d ago

The bride was clearly walking down the isle. How fucking trashy of vape guy.

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u/SrGrimey 9d ago

This was way better than the “vape cloud” I was expecting from the people gathered in the distance.

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u/linzkisloski 8d ago

I saw a post on a wedding sub recently about a bride asking how other brides planned on storing their vapes during the wedding. Like if they got a dress with pockets or in their cleavage. The comments ate her up lol.

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u/Original_Bad_3416 8d ago

Okay I laughed out loud.

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u/Legal_Dot5401 6d ago

Is this not ai???

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u/AeofRS 5d ago

Why give the moment away by having the groom look at anything but the person they are marrying? Its supposed to be a once in a lifetime moment and I guess this was funny or something?

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u/cinlew-15 9d ago

This has to be in Tennessee, because it’s the most redneckest thing I’ve ever seen, it’s right up there with a horse taking a shit during a ceremony

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u/HmmmmGoodQuestion 8d ago

Are acorns falling in Tennessee right now?

Asking for a friend.

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u/cinlew-15 8d ago

I pulled up to my mom’s house this afternoon and an acorn fell right on my windshield, I thought someone Shang a bat onto it…so yes acorns fall during fall

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u/HmmmmGoodQuestion 8d ago

Was there a wedding at your mom’s house?

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u/CoolHandLukeZ 7d ago

This is California outside of Yosemite.

Source: I got married at that venue

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u/crospingtonfrotz 7d ago

Is it 20 mile house? It looks like where katie and Schwartz got married on VPR

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u/CoolHandLukeZ 7d ago

This place is called The Lodge at Two Moons (but it was called Paradise Springs when I got married there).

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u/Kikiandi1905 9d ago

Straight to jail.. lol

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u/clickmagnet 7d ago

What the hell. I feel like even the most foul chain-smoker would recognize the need to take a quick break from the habit. Vapers are the worst.

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u/goodrevtim 7d ago

Incomplete. 2nd down and 10

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u/Strict-Seesaw-8954 7d ago

The most annoying toss ever.

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u/stinkfoot_lohan 7d ago

How are yall not recognizing this is AI. We are depleting water resources for stupid TikTok videos. I hate it here.

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u/OrangeFlowerDays 7d ago

this is one of the funniest videos ive seen on the internet in a long time AHHAHAHAHAHA GRANNY

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u/proper_potato_1 7d ago

Yes!!!!! No one should be mad at anything here because this is an INSTANT classic! The loud audible “owwwww did you hit me?!”💀💀💀💀

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u/mouldymolly13 6d ago

Yes, hilarious. A person in pain by no fault of their own.

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u/raisedonadiet 8d ago

The whole point of having an outside ceremony is being able to smoke/vape, right?

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u/Savings-Sign-7815 8d ago

Thats just solid defense. 

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u/That-Drink4913 8d ago

Gran said she wanted a hit, too......

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u/glitterjunkie613 8d ago

That poor woman!

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u/moonwaternymph 8d ago

Did that shit just hit that grandma in the head ?😭

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u/anemia_ 8d ago

Trying to gaslight grandma on top of it all jfc...

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u/Squizmoplatinum 7d ago

The way that shit bounced off head is too funny. "Ow" 😂

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u/sidnynasty 7d ago

Blaming it on something falling out of the tree is kinda funny tho ngl

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u/AmysSweaters 7d ago

Grandma is surrounded by idiots. 

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u/rhaigh1910 7d ago

Deflected off grandmas dome sheesh

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u/calve12 7d ago

assaults her, gaslights her and then shush's her. This poor woman, can't stop laughing though.

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u/skaities1994 7d ago

i originally died laughing when i saw this because of she sheer ridiculousness of it all. so stupid but stupidity funny. NOT funny if she was actually hurt, which speaking as someone who has been absolutely domed in the skull by a vape, it probably did hurt for a good minute. funny story to tell later and DEFINITELY to tell her what actually happened instead of lying to her forever, but i’m likely in the minority of thinking it was kinda funny and stupid. i know granny is gonna be okay and no lifelong damage will come from the actual equivalent of a pinecone falling on her head from a much higher distance. dumb, stupid, selfish, but kinda funny🤷‍♀️

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u/skaities1994 7d ago

also fuck meta creeper glasses forever and ever amen

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u/Findchidi 7d ago

Im so sorry this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

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u/mephistola 7d ago

I hurt myself laughing. This one should come with a little guffaw warning.

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u/josh9175 7d ago

Was not expecting that at all.
10/10

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u/Dense_Inspection_163 6d ago

Omfg this is sad and amazing at the same time

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u/dolphunee 5d ago

Not gonna lie, I chuckled when she said “ow”
But the falling out of the tree part really sealed the deal.

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u/PuzzleheadedFudge285 9d ago

Stop I never know if anything is real anymore, but if so, this is hilarious

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u/Used_Evidence 9d ago

What's so hilarious about hitting an elderly lady in the head with a vape during a wedding ceremony? It's disrespectful and rude

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u/dtownchris77 9d ago

Get your stick out your butt

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u/Used_Evidence 9d ago

Nah, I like it there, thanks for your concern though.

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u/girlwiththemonkey 9d ago

The groom wanted it out of his pocket. That’s what this conversation was about. Because it was obviously in there and they’re worried about the video or photos.

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u/Jonathon_world 9d ago

It just bopped off her head lol

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u/alyxiskitty 9d ago

im crying laughing at this

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u/Touuqe 8d ago

It's not a vape, it's a metal pocket flask

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u/fermentedelement 8d ago edited 8d ago

It’s a vape, you can tell if you pause the video when it hits her on the head. I thought it was a flask at first too.

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u/CoatAlternative1771 9d ago

You mean, besides nailing grandma?

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u/rtkane 9d ago

At least make sure grandma is a widow or divorced first.

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u/rtkane 9d ago

Not much different if he has to get rid of the vape to avoid the urge to vape in the middle of the ceremony.

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u/Spare-Cry7273 9d ago

Still don't see the shame in it. He didn't vape it

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u/staunch_character 9d ago

He threw it because the catcher wanted to vape during the ceremony.

The catcher who filmed & posted it.

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u/StellsFishies 9d ago

This isn’t at all appropriate behavior for a wedding, even if he was just trying to get it out of his pocket. But I burst out laughing when poor grandma got sniped like that 😂 it shouldnt be funny but this is such a ridiculous situation lol

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u/SpoopsMan 9d ago

I love that the music is in time with it