An instructor at my gym is named Errka, pronounced “Erika”.

Encountered this in the wild, took me a second to realize… Erika?!?! I was flabbergasted, I still feel uneasy.

for context: a teacher in my hometown recently named her child Tripp Riggins, first and middle. Her cousin copied the name three months later, and this is the BD’s response to the teacher’s callout post.

Absolutely atrocious…

These are the first, second, and third names of ONE child.

Spotted this one in a "best prom dress" contest.

It's particularly bad considering that this girl comes from a town known for producing excellent Chardonnay.

An account on one of my platforms

Kimbyrleigha

I rest my case.

I'm assuming it's pronounced LeeAnne, but I want to say Lee-uh-han-uh

This from an article in the Daily Mail...

Amari'anna's father, Juicesiyah Alexander Ezekiel, who also goes by Julius Windham, told Erie News Now: 'I wouldn’t even put this on my worst enemy. 

Moradiance. She seemed nice tho… no h8

Came across one today that I think fits here, in a spreadsheet of staff sent to me for licensing (hence I can't really screenshot!)

I've never met a 'Mersaydiz' before, and I'm not sure I ever want to.

Is that a tragedeigh? (Either the name, or me not wanting to meet them...)

No, it's actually spelled Dawnna. Omfg