r/the_darnold • • 8h ago

Seachickens lose another one

0 Upvotes

Sam Damn I’m old had another wonderful showing in Denver tonight. 27/51 278 0 TD’s 2 INT. A masterful game by the MVP?? Only in the Seachickens fans mind. He was Denver’s best player tonight. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


r/the_darnold • • 8h ago

SEAN FAKETON HAS SET AN ILLEGAL INTERCEPTION BOUNTY ON OUR GEQBUS!!! BAD HOMBRE!!!

12 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 10h ago

DENVER WAR WILL END VERY SOON. WE ARE WRAPPING UP

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113 Upvotes

WE ARE WINNING THE WAR BY A LOT. WE'VE DECIMATED THEIR WHOLE EVIL FRONT OFFICE. IT'LL CONTINUE, I'M SURE, FOR A LITTLE WHILE


r/the_darnold • • 8h ago

THE GEQBUS ACTUALLY HAD THE MOST PASSING YARDS IN HISTORY BEFORE THE FRAUDULENT PONIES ILLEGALLY STOLE THE PASSES!!!

14 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 9h ago

BO BIDEN IS STEALING THE ELECTION THE MEDIA IS COVERING IT UP

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133 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 8h ago

WE’LL SEE YOU IN COURT NFLCIRCLEJERK!

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37 Upvotes

GEQBUS WON BY A LOT


r/the_darnold • • 8h ago

I AM FUMING! GEQBUS AND HIS MERRY MEN WERE ON THER WAY TO A TRIUMPHANT OVERTIME WIN BUT SEAN FAKETON USED HIS MILE HIGH DEVIL MAGIC TO FORCE A FRAUDULENT TURNOVER FOR A FRAUDULENT WIN. SAD!

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10 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 8h ago

GEQBUS SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER TO REPEAL THE WEEKLY MANDATES ON HIS INTERCEPTIONS

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20 Upvotes

UNFORTUNATELY THE LOUSY GOVERNMENT, AS THE LAZY AS EXPECTED, DID NOT PROCESS THE BILL IN TIME!! SHAME!!


r/the_darnold • • 8h ago

STOP THE STEAL

47 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 9h ago

GEQBUS IF YOU CAN HEAR US PLEASE, GEQBUS PLEASE SAVE US

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128 Upvotes

WE WILL BUILD A WALL AROUND DENVER AND THE ILLEGAL NIXICAN AND THE WALTONS WILL PAY FOR IT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


r/the_darnold • • 5h ago

FAKE SEAHAWKS FANS TURN AGAINST THE GEQBUS!!

16 Upvotes

LOOK AT THIS!! DENVER STEALS IN OVERTIME AND THESE FAKE FANS FORGET THAT THE DARNOLD WON THEM A SUPERBOWL ONLY 9 MONTHS AGO??

https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleSeahawks/comments/1x75so4/we_need_to_fire_sam_darnold/


r/the_darnold • • 10h ago

IILEGAL NIXICANS ARE STEALING THE POINTS!!!

136 Upvotes

WE MUST MARCH ON DENVER!!!! WE LOVE YOU ALL!!!


r/the_darnold • • 7h ago

THE DENVERCRATS ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE FOOTBALL ELECTION! CARSON WENTZ CAN STOP THIS IF HE HAS THE COURAGE!

18 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 8h ago

CONGRATS TO GEQBUS FOR ANOTHER DECISIVE, DOMINATING WIN! SAMHAWKS NOW 6-0!

52 Upvotes

LITTLE BO PEEP NIX AND SEAN SH*T-HOLE PUKETON WERE OBLITERATED!

MAHAMAS WILL BE DESTROYED NEXT!


r/the_darnold • • 8h ago

PATHETIC PAYTON IS STILL DESTROYING SAMERICA FROM WITHIN WITH HIS ILLEGAL NIXICAN VOTES. STOP THE STEAL!

8 Upvotes

SAD


r/the_darnold • • 8h ago

THE DEEP LEAGUE RIGGED THE GAME AGAINST GEQBUS IN DENVER AHEAD OF THE MIDTERMS. THE MVP BALLOTS ARE TAINTED. CRYIN' FLEURY IS SABOTAGING GEQBUS TO HELP HIS OLD BOSS KRAZY KYLE. SAD!

18 Upvotes