r/the_darnold • • 7h ago

BO BIDEN IS STEALING THE ELECTION THE MEDIA IS COVERING IT UP

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118 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 8h ago

GEQBUS IF YOU CAN HEAR US PLEASE, GEQBUS PLEASE SAVE US

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123 Upvotes

WE WILL BUILD A WALL AROUND DENVER AND THE ILLEGAL NIXICAN AND THE WALTONS WILL PAY FOR IT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!


r/the_darnold • • 9h ago

IILEGAL NIXICANS ARE STEALING THE POINTS!!!

132 Upvotes

WE MUST MARCH ON DENVER!!!! WE LOVE YOU ALL!!!


r/the_darnold • • 9h ago

DENVER WAR WILL END VERY SOON. WE ARE WRAPPING UP

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115 Upvotes

WE ARE WINNING THE WAR BY A LOT. WE'VE DECIMATED THEIR WHOLE EVIL FRONT OFFICE. IT'LL CONTINUE, I'M SURE, FOR A LITTLE WHILE


r/the_darnold • • 6h ago

CONGRATS TO GEQBUS FOR ANOTHER DECISIVE, DOMINATING WIN! SAMHAWKS NOW 6-0!

48 Upvotes

LITTLE BO PEEP NIX AND SEAN SH*T-HOLE PUKETON WERE OBLITERATED!

MAHAMAS WILL BE DESTROYED NEXT!


r/the_darnold • • 7h ago

STOP THE STEAL

40 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 7h ago

WE’LL SEE YOU IN COURT NFLCIRCLEJERK!

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29 Upvotes

GEQBUS WON BY A LOT


r/the_darnold • • 4h ago

FAKE SEAHAWKS FANS TURN AGAINST THE GEQBUS!!

12 Upvotes

LOOK AT THIS!! DENVER STEALS IN OVERTIME AND THESE FAKE FANS FORGET THAT THE DARNOLD WON THEM A SUPERBOWL ONLY 9 MONTHS AGO??

https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleSeahawks/comments/1x75so4/we_need_to_fire_sam_darnold/


r/the_darnold • • 7h ago

THE DEEP LEAGUE RIGGED THE GAME AGAINST GEQBUS IN DENVER AHEAD OF THE MIDTERMS. THE MVP BALLOTS ARE TAINTED. CRYIN' FLEURY IS SABOTAGING GEQBUS TO HELP HIS OLD BOSS KRAZY KYLE. SAD!

19 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 7h ago

GEQBUS SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER TO REPEAL THE WEEKLY MANDATES ON HIS INTERCEPTIONS

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17 Upvotes

UNFORTUNATELY THE LOUSY GOVERNMENT, AS THE LAZY AS EXPECTED, DID NOT PROCESS THE BILL IN TIME!! SHAME!!


r/the_darnold • • 6h ago

THE DENVERCRATS ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE FOOTBALL ELECTION! CARSON WENTZ CAN STOP THIS IF HE HAS THE COURAGE!

16 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 7h ago

SEAN FAKETON HAS SET AN ILLEGAL INTERCEPTION BOUNTY ON OUR GEQBUS!!! BAD HOMBRE!!!

11 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 6h ago

THE GEQBUS ACTUALLY HAD THE MOST PASSING YARDS IN HISTORY BEFORE THE FRAUDULENT PONIES ILLEGALLY STOLE THE PASSES!!!

9 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 7h ago

I AM FUMING! GEQBUS AND HIS MERRY MEN WERE ON THER WAY TO A TRIUMPHANT OVERTIME WIN BUT SEAN FAKETON USED HIS MILE HIGH DEVIL MAGIC TO FORCE A FRAUDULENT TURNOVER FOR A FRAUDULENT WIN. SAD!

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10 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 7h ago

PATHETIC PAYTON IS STILL DESTROYING SAMERICA FROM WITHIN WITH HIS ILLEGAL NIXICAN VOTES. STOP THE STEAL!

9 Upvotes

SAD


r/the_darnold • • 1d ago

LOS ANGELES THREATENING TO IMPLEMENT CRITICAL GASE THEORY INTO THEIR OFFENSE'S CURRICULUM

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169 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 7h ago

Seachickens lose another one

0 Upvotes

Sam Damn I’m old had another wonderful showing in Denver tonight. 27/51 278 0 TD’s 2 INT. A masterful game by the MVP?? Only in the Seachickens fans mind. He was Denver’s best player tonight. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha


r/the_darnold • • 1d ago

THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA, AFTER A PROVEN STOLEN VICTORY, IS NOW PUTTING BROCK HUSSEIN PURDY AHEAD OF GEQBUS AS LIKELY MVPRESIDENT OF FOOTBALL!! WE NEED TO FIGHT LIKE HELL TO BRING THE FAKE AI NEWS DOWN!!

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40 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 3d ago

SCAM FRANCISCO WATERY INLET'S NAME REPAIRED TO HONOR NFL HISTORY

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203 Upvotes

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER


r/the_darnold • • 3d ago

BREAKING NEWS

49 Upvotes

BURGER CHAINS ACROSS SAMERICA ARE EMBRACING THE MSHA AGENDA AND DROPPING LAMB SANDWICHES FROM MENUS NATIONWIDE. AN INDUSTRY SPOKESPERSON WAS QUOTED AS SAYING “WE THOUGHT THE LAMBS WERE A DREAM TEAM OF INGREDIENTS, BUT UPON FURTHER STUDY THEY HAVE BEEN DETERMINED TO BE MOSTLY BUNS.”


r/the_darnold • • 4d ago

STOP THE STEAL!!!

219 Upvotes

KRAZY KYLE AND RANDY ROBERT ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE GAME FROM US


r/the_darnold • • 4d ago

CONGRATS TO GEQBUS FOR ANOTHER WIN! 5-0!!!

175 Upvotes

AND THE BEST FOOTBALL ECONOMY OF ALL TIME! THE INCREASE IN HOT DOG PRICES ARE KEEPING US SAFE!


r/the_darnold • • 4d ago

WE HAVE MADE A (VERY SMART) DEAL WITH IRANAHAN TO SPLIT CONTROL OF THE NFC WEST. BOTH SIDES WIN BIGLY!

164 Upvotes

r/the_darnold • • 4d ago

JOSEPH DESMOND VANCE - DO NOT CERTIFY THIS STOLEN GAME!

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56 Upvotes

GEQBUS WON TODAY'S GAME, AND I AM CALLING ON JOSEPH DESMOND VANCE TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND NOT CERTIFY THE STOLEN SHAM FRANSICKO GAME. THE SAMHAWKS WON THIS GAME, AND IF VICE-QBUS JD VANCE HAS THE COURAGE WE CAN STILL GET THE RIGHT RESULT! WE WILL SEE YOU ON THURSDAY, JD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!


r/the_darnold • • 4d ago

IF ROGER GOODELL HAS THE COURAGE THE COURAGE TO DO THE RIGHT THING THEN THAT CALL CAN STILL BE OVERTURNED!

92 Upvotes

Frankly, we did cross that plane, and by a lot.