r/the_darnold • u/ArchmageRick • 7h ago
r/the_darnold • u/_cjz • 8h ago
GEQBUS IF YOU CAN HEAR US PLEASE, GEQBUS PLEASE SAVE US
WE WILL BUILD A WALL AROUND DENVER AND THE ILLEGAL NIXICAN AND THE WALTONS WILL PAY FOR IT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
r/the_darnold • u/2Capable • 9h ago
IILEGAL NIXICANS ARE STEALING THE POINTS!!!
WE MUST MARCH ON DENVER!!!! WE LOVE YOU ALL!!!
r/the_darnold • u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348 • 9h ago
DENVER WAR WILL END VERY SOON. WE ARE WRAPPING UP
WE ARE WINNING THE WAR BY A LOT. WE'VE DECIMATED THEIR WHOLE EVIL FRONT OFFICE. IT'LL CONTINUE, I'M SURE, FOR A LITTLE WHILE
r/the_darnold • u/Spiritual-Chameleon • 6h ago
CONGRATS TO GEQBUS FOR ANOTHER DECISIVE, DOMINATING WIN! SAMHAWKS NOW 6-0!
LITTLE BO PEEP NIX AND SEAN SH*T-HOLE PUKETON WERE OBLITERATED!
MAHAMAS WILL BE DESTROYED NEXT!
r/the_darnold • u/noblegaunt • 7h ago
WE’LL SEE YOU IN COURT NFLCIRCLEJERK!
GEQBUS WON BY A LOT
r/the_darnold • u/pallialli • 4h ago
FAKE SEAHAWKS FANS TURN AGAINST THE GEQBUS!!
LOOK AT THIS!! DENVER STEALS IN OVERTIME AND THESE FAKE FANS FORGET THAT THE DARNOLD WON THEM A SUPERBOWL ONLY 9 MONTHS AGO??
https://www.reddit.com/r/SeattleSeahawks/comments/1x75so4/we_need_to_fire_sam_darnold/
r/the_darnold • u/DickNDiaz • 7h ago
THE DEEP LEAGUE RIGGED THE GAME AGAINST GEQBUS IN DENVER AHEAD OF THE MIDTERMS. THE MVP BALLOTS ARE TAINTED. CRYIN' FLEURY IS SABOTAGING GEQBUS TO HELP HIS OLD BOSS KRAZY KYLE. SAD!
r/the_darnold • u/GoldHoney2863 • 7h ago
GEQBUS SIGNS EXECUTIVE ORDER TO REPEAL THE WEEKLY MANDATES ON HIS INTERCEPTIONS
UNFORTUNATELY THE LOUSY GOVERNMENT, AS THE LAZY AS EXPECTED, DID NOT PROCESS THE BILL IN TIME!! SHAME!!
r/the_darnold • u/Spiritual-Chameleon • 6h ago
THE DENVERCRATS ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE FOOTBALL ELECTION! CARSON WENTZ CAN STOP THIS IF HE HAS THE COURAGE!
r/the_darnold • u/PMUrTinyTitsAssFeet • 7h ago
SEAN FAKETON HAS SET AN ILLEGAL INTERCEPTION BOUNTY ON OUR GEQBUS!!! BAD HOMBRE!!!
r/the_darnold • u/cantgrowneckbeardAMA • 6h ago
THE GEQBUS ACTUALLY HAD THE MOST PASSING YARDS IN HISTORY BEFORE THE FRAUDULENT PONIES ILLEGALLY STOLE THE PASSES!!!
r/the_darnold • u/xXSpg101Xx • 7h ago
I AM FUMING! GEQBUS AND HIS MERRY MEN WERE ON THER WAY TO A TRIUMPHANT OVERTIME WIN BUT SEAN FAKETON USED HIS MILE HIGH DEVIL MAGIC TO FORCE A FRAUDULENT TURNOVER FOR A FRAUDULENT WIN. SAD!
r/the_darnold • u/GhostTSpeedruns • 7h ago
PATHETIC PAYTON IS STILL DESTROYING SAMERICA FROM WITHIN WITH HIS ILLEGAL NIXICAN VOTES. STOP THE STEAL!
SAD
r/the_darnold • u/Messmer-Impaler-148 • 1d ago
LOS ANGELES THREATENING TO IMPLEMENT CRITICAL GASE THEORY INTO THEIR OFFENSE'S CURRICULUM
sportscapemagazine.comr/the_darnold • u/Common-Habit6365 • 7h ago
Seachickens lose another one
Sam Damn I’m old had another wonderful showing in Denver tonight. 27/51 278 0 TD’s 2 INT. A masterful game by the MVP?? Only in the Seachickens fans mind. He was Denver’s best player tonight. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
r/the_darnold • u/atmospheric90 • 1d ago
THE FAKE NEWS MEDIA, AFTER A PROVEN STOLEN VICTORY, IS NOW PUTTING BROCK HUSSEIN PURDY AHEAD OF GEQBUS AS LIKELY MVPRESIDENT OF FOOTBALL!! WE NEED TO FIGHT LIKE HELL TO BRING THE FAKE AI NEWS DOWN!!
r/the_darnold • u/Weekly-Bumblebee6348 • 3d ago
SCAM FRANCISCO WATERY INLET'S NAME REPAIRED TO HONOR NFL HISTORY
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
r/the_darnold • u/DJDro • 3d ago
BREAKING NEWS
BURGER CHAINS ACROSS SAMERICA ARE EMBRACING THE MSHA AGENDA AND DROPPING LAMB SANDWICHES FROM MENUS NATIONWIDE. AN INDUSTRY SPOKESPERSON WAS QUOTED AS SAYING “WE THOUGHT THE LAMBS WERE A DREAM TEAM OF INGREDIENTS, BUT UPON FURTHER STUDY THEY HAVE BEEN DETERMINED TO BE MOSTLY BUNS.”
r/the_darnold • u/defensecowboy • 4d ago
STOP THE STEAL!!!
KRAZY KYLE AND RANDY ROBERT ARE TRYING TO STEAL THE GAME FROM US
r/the_darnold • u/Spiritual-Chameleon • 4d ago
CONGRATS TO GEQBUS FOR ANOTHER WIN! 5-0!!!
AND THE BEST FOOTBALL ECONOMY OF ALL TIME! THE INCREASE IN HOT DOG PRICES ARE KEEPING US SAFE!
r/the_darnold • u/TrixoftheTrade • 4d ago
WE HAVE MADE A (VERY SMART) DEAL WITH IRANAHAN TO SPLIT CONTROL OF THE NFC WEST. BOTH SIDES WIN BIGLY!
r/the_darnold • u/chenga8 • 4d ago
JOSEPH DESMOND VANCE - DO NOT CERTIFY THIS STOLEN GAME!
GEQBUS WON TODAY'S GAME, AND I AM CALLING ON JOSEPH DESMOND VANCE TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND NOT CERTIFY THE STOLEN SHAM FRANSICKO GAME. THE SAMHAWKS WON THIS GAME, AND IF VICE-QBUS JD VANCE HAS THE COURAGE WE CAN STILL GET THE RIGHT RESULT! WE WILL SEE YOU ON THURSDAY, JD. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!
r/the_darnold • u/badusername35 • 4d ago
IF ROGER GOODELL HAS THE COURAGE THE COURAGE TO DO THE RIGHT THING THEN THAT CALL CAN STILL BE OVERTURNED!
Frankly, we did cross that plane, and by a lot.