r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

would you fuck chatgpt if it was a person? NSFW

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

This thread is peak Nepal?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

Which one's gayer, communism or feminism?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 3h ago

I'm really tired and need to fall asleep, but feel like I might need to shit. Should I chance it? I mean, my bed sheets are a shit brown color anyway.

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 3h ago

You think there’s a crew like Heat or Reservoir Dogs operating today?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

Have you ever been to cholera dough?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

Hey foo, can I yerk off on your face? NSFW

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

How does one ever stop jorking it in a world where Sydney Sweeney's tits exist? NSFW

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Is it usually a good idea to take a diarrhetic shit in the clothes dryer before turning it on?

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My house smells like shit btw.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Why does Mr. Cat look at me that way?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

What is your favorite gay romance fiction? NSFW

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I written an outline for a LGBT romance. A bisexual man falls in love with a transgender woman.

The other outline is this dude who goes to prison for two years on a DUI accident with injury. He starts seeing a dude in prison, they "eliminate" another inmate that was sexually assaulting other men.. it sets off a chain reaction they didn't see coming.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

How late are you working? I got to work at 7 am and it’s now 8:30 pm.

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Is it bad I can only get hard from fantasizing about throwing acid in Jeffree Star's face?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Like a queef in the night?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Truth is

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Do you think that I could earn a living from stalking celebrity look- alikes?

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Seems like good, honest work.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

My favorite saying [super cool]

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My favorite saying is one i made that goes "its like taking someone from the back and believing they're wet, its just shit" and its a way of saying something is bullshi frfr what yall think about it? Are you proud?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

This is the new best place to get picks. Tonight’s TNF parlay: Broncos +3.5/ Courtland Sutton O31.5 rec yards/ Sam Darnold 1+ INT. +320 odds, book it

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy, shake that ass

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Whoops! I mean girl. Girl, girl, girl. Girl, you know you're my world.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

I started a newspaper, The Daily Gayly. Stories needed. What you got?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

How many Trumps does it take to change a light bulb?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

Anybody want to start a relationship so I can ask for it to be open?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

What can i do to avoid working yet live?

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

Boobs though. Am I wrong??

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r/shittyaskreddit • • 17h ago

I got a tattoo of jesus on my arm, gay?

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