r/shittyaskreddit • • 14h ago

How many Trumps does it take to change a light bulb?

1 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

What is your favorite gay romance fiction? NSFW

0 Upvotes

I written an outline for a LGBT romance. A bisexual man falls in love with a transgender woman.

The other outline is this dude who goes to prison for two years on a DUI accident with injury. He starts seeing a dude in prison, they "eliminate" another inmate that was sexually assaulting other men.. it sets off a chain reaction they didn't see coming.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

Is it bad I can only get hard from fantasizing about throwing acid in Jeffree Star's face?

0 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

Anybody want to start a relationship so I can ask for it to be open?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

How does one ever stop jorking it in a world where Sydney Sweeney's tits exist? NSFW

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 16h ago

Boobs though. Am I wrong??

7 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 15h ago

What can i do to avoid working yet live?

8 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 13h ago

I started a newspaper, The Daily Gayly. Stories needed. What you got?

14 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 8h ago

Truth is

6 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

Do you think that I could earn a living from stalking celebrity look- alikes?

3 Upvotes

Seems like good, honest work.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 11h ago

My favorite saying [super cool]

2 Upvotes

My favorite saying is one i made that goes "its like taking someone from the back and believing they're wet, its just shit" and its a way of saying something is bullshi frfr what yall think about it? Are you proud?


r/shittyaskreddit • • 12h ago

Now I'm gonna make you dance, it's your chance, yeah boy, shake that ass

6 Upvotes

Whoops! I mean girl. Girl, girl, girl. Girl, you know you're my world.


r/shittyaskreddit • • 17h ago

I got a tattoo of jesus on my arm, gay?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 18h ago

When you die its all sad for others for a few minutes, and then they become more worried about how much its going to cost to get rid of you. Do you know anyone that can afford to get rid of you?

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 19h ago

I’ve recently cum into some money, where do I spend it?

10 Upvotes

It was like $8.32


r/shittyaskreddit • • 19h ago

Why, when Google Maps shows me a traffic delay in Southern California, it doesn’t tell me the truth it’ll say 30 minute delay. Why doesn’t it just tell me you live here now?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 22h ago

Lip balm?

5 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 1h ago

would you fuck chatgpt if it was a person? NSFW

• Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 23h ago

Shitty titties????

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 2h ago

Which one's gayer, communism or feminism?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 3h ago

I'm really tired and need to fall asleep, but feel like I might need to shit. Should I chance it? I mean, my bed sheets are a shit brown color anyway.

4 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 4h ago

You think there’s a crew like Heat or Reservoir Dogs operating today?

2 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 5h ago

Hey foo, can I yerk off on your face? NSFW

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 6h ago

Why does Mr. Cat look at me that way?

3 Upvotes

r/shittyaskreddit • • 7h ago

How late are you working? I got to work at 7 am and it’s now 8:30 pm.

4 Upvotes