r/shitpostemblem • • 1h ago

Fortune's Weave Fastest use of Fortuna's Blessing [DIETRICH PART 1 FINALE SPOILER] Spoiler

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r/shitpostemblem • • 1h ago

Fortune's Weave Fabio's message to you: Spoiler

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r/shitpostemblem • • 1h ago

Fortune's Weave war chapter 4 be like. Spoiler

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r/shitpostemblem • • 1h ago

FE General If you work customer service, do feel free to add how any character really would be as a customer

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r/shitpostemblem • • 1h ago

FE Adjacent I can't figure out the best class for Kenny Powers. He's got some strange stats.

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Do you think it's worth getting him to S+ skill in spears? I'm concerned about the crit rates and WT stat.


r/shitpostemblem • • 1h ago

Fortune's Weave Timeskip Esmeralda Spoiler

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What kind of skin balm did Leda give her?


r/shitpostemblem • • 3h ago

Fortune's Weave (Dietrich part 2) What the hell is happening!? Spoiler

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35 Upvotes

Fabio explaining things to Esmeralda without making fun of her!? What the hell is going on?


r/shitpostemblem • • 3h ago

Fortune's Weave Maria Part 2 (war) meme. Spoiler

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15 Upvotes

When Leda’s route ends, I assumed she was faking her own death to stay under the radar, bruh.💀


r/shitpostemblem • • 3h ago

Fortune's Weave Leda be like Spoiler

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r/shitpostemblem • • 6h ago

Fortune's Weave Going back to my original team for part 2 after ruthlessly optimizing the other 3 routes. Spoiler

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147 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 6h ago

Fortune's Weave I fucking hate how Dadao prevents you from recruiting any woman on the Anatolia route Spoiler

534 Upvotes

I especially hate the fact the game pretends you can recruit them but once you meet the requirements they go "Wait Dadao is in your team right? Nevermind". I just wasted 50 turns on the Olympia quest!!


r/shitpostemblem • • 7h ago

Fortune's Weave You know you want to.

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r/shitpostemblem • • 7h ago

Fortune's Weave Just getting in some preemptive slander Spoiler

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170 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 9h ago

Fortune's Weave whatsapp creek Spoiler

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33 Upvotes

whatsapp creek


r/shitpostemblem • • 10h ago

FE General Can we keep it like this

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63 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 10h ago

Fortune's Weave I can't believe Tobias almost died to a Diggama Spoiler

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Diggama Balls


r/shitpostemblem • • 11h ago

Fortune's Weave I Relate To Fortune’s Weave Anna Because Just Like Her I Am Too Busy With My Job To Actually Play The Game Spoiler

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178 Upvotes

Does this count as a spoiler?


r/shitpostemblem • • 11h ago

FE General Using math, ibe found out exactly what FE19 will be!

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So, looking at the number of routes each game has, we can see a very clear pattern:

Shadow dragon and the blade of light 1 (remake of the first game so we start here)

New mystery 1

Awakening 2 (theres 2 timelines)

Fates 3

Three houses 5

Fortunes weave 8

Now, those astute of you enough to observe the pattern may recognize it. This is the fibbonnacci sequence. This means the next game will have 13 routes (after DLC) and the next 21. After that, 34. Now obviously the number 34 is incredibly important to the history of fire emblem, so anyone born before 2023 can skip the next paragraph

34 is the exact number of playable characters in the most famous and well-beloved fire emblem game: fire emblem 8: the sacred stones.

This means that 3 fire emblem games from now we will get the sacred stones remaster the people have been clamoring for, with a route for every individual character. No wonder its taking them so long!

In addition, we can follow another pattern: in awakening you never see the other route. In fates its basically pointless unless you want to do eugenics. Then in three houses the routes are seperate, while in fortunes weave you can play them together. This means the routes are getting more and more integrated, so likely FE19: Sacreder Stoners will likely have all 34 routes playing simultaneously! Now this makes sense because 34 is a rectangular number so it will fit on the average TV screen well!

As a small bonus fact: FE 18 will be another sothisverse game, and FE17 will suck bad enough ill forget to include it in my post like Engage (ive never played it, i just hate it because i saw online it sucks)


r/shitpostemblem • • 11h ago

Fortune's Weave War chapter 2 be like. Spoiler

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142 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 11h ago

Fortune's Weave Yo let's rank horny FE characters. Spoiler

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54 Upvotes

I finally fortuned my weave and made a fe18 post. Don't expect many more cause I don't own a Switch 2.


r/shitpostemblem • • 12h ago

Fortune's Weave Betrand Gameplay: Spoiler

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101 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 12h ago

Fortune's Weave If the heroic games had a betting market what would the odds be? Spoiler

38 Upvotes

I bet big Bert has the highest odds to win according to the betting markets


r/shitpostemblem • • 13h ago

Fodlan Seteth Recruitment in Three Houses

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34 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 15h ago

Fortune's Weave The New DLC characters makes total sense. Spoiler

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321 Upvotes

r/shitpostemblem • • 17h ago

Fortune's Weave It's so over (for them) Spoiler

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60 Upvotes