**About me**
31, Indian, Burwood East.
Honestly, bit of a homebody. Usually gaming, smoking a bit, listening to music or watching some random shit on YouTube. Somehow always end up watching videos at 2am about things I couldn’t care less about five minutes earlier.
Big into Deftones, Korn, Slipknot and all that good stuff. And yes, I’m a Man United fan. Life wasn’t already difficult enough apparently 💀 GGMU.
I’m pretty quiet when you first meet me but once I’m comfortable, good luck getting me to shut up lmao. Sarcasm is pretty much my default setting. My jokes are either hilarious or so bad you just stare at me wondering why you agreed to talk to me in the first place.
Got a Golden Lab back home in India who I miss heaps. He’s a good boy. Unlike my football club.
**What I’m looking for**
Honestly, just keen to meet someone I click with. Have a chat, see if we get along, maybe flirt a little and go from there.
Would be nice to have someone to share random shit with throughout the day. Memes, music, stupid thoughts that probably didn’t need to be said out loud. Someone I can have a laugh with but also talk to when things aren’t going so great.
I’m 31, so ideally somewhere around 28–32. Melbourne is home, and I’d prefer someone local. I’m hoping to find something long term eventually, but obviously we’ve gotta get past the awkward Reddit introductions first 😂
**What I offer**
A guy who’ll probably send you a meme with absolutely no context and then disappear for 20 minutes because he’s making coffee.
I’m not particularly smooth, so if you’re expecting some guy with insane rizz, I’m probably not your man. I’m just pretty chill, care about the people close to me and try not to be an absolute menace.
I do like putting effort into someone when the feeling’s mutual. Also happy to listen to you rant about your day, even if you need to explain the entire backstory first.
Anyway, if you reckon we’d get along, drop me a message. Doesn’t have to be some clever opening line. Tell me what you’re listening to lately or send me the dumbest meme you’ve got saved on your phone.
Bonus points if you can explain why we still support Man United. I clearly need help.