r/politics • u/Quirkie The Netherlands • 10h ago

Possible Paywall Kimberly Guilfoyle Reportedly Hiding Secret Burn Book on Trump Family - “Kimberly knows where the bodies are buried,” one source said.

https://newrepublic.com/post/216609/kimberly-guilfoyle-hiding-secret-burn-book-trump-family
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u/saskdudley 10h ago

Offer her immunity

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u/ghuzz765 10h ago

Too bad she’s antivaxx

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u/Mobile-Dust4334 10h ago

Offer her homeopathic immunity

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u/beren0073 10h ago

Faith in humanity briefly restored

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u/OhGodSoManyQuestions 10h ago

underrated comment

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u/RackemFrackem 6h ago

Underrated by whom?

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u/CompetitiveAction872 9h ago

Homeopathic? No thanks I don’t swing that way.

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u/Grand-Try-3772 9h ago

She was married to Gov Gav! Kanye got a song for that!

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u/supercali45 10h ago

Trump gonna pay her … look at Noem .. not a peep and moved to another part of the grift and no consequences

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u/hitbythebus 10h ago

I thought that already happened when they made her ambassador to Greece. She left the inner circle and they gave her a cushy position to keep her mouth shut.

I feel like just based on that, that they found an ambassadorship for junior’s ex, they want to maintain some sort of hold on her or encourage her not to turn against them. Unless of course she is extremely qualified for the ambassadorship, but what are the odds of that in this administration?

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u/worstpartyever 9h ago

And Tulsi. And Pam Bondi.

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u/AINonsense 10h ago

From credit card debt?

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u/dmetzcher Pennsylvania 10h ago

That’s the thing, man…

Don’t get me wrong—$100,000 is a lot of money for most of us—but I’m always amazed to see how much people are willing to risk for relatively small sums of money.

Prison over a hundred grand? Fuck off—not worth it to me. I’d rather declare bankruptcy. The reward does not outweigh the risk, and the risk is high when you work for a scumbag administration being scrutinized by every member of the opposition party and the press.

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u/nono3722 10h ago

100,000 is the tip of the iceberg if she was getting this sloppy.

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u/AINonsense 10h ago

Prison over a hundred grand?

Yeh, but you probably don’t belong to class that believes the laws are for the little people.

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u/shrekerecker97 9h ago

And so far sadly that has been correct

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u/Eatpineapplerightnow 9h ago

Money is not everything to you. You see money as a means to an end. These people dont have anything else

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u/Specialist-Clock-914 10h ago

These people aren’t going to jail. They’ve legalized crime for anyone with a net worth of $1 million. If you’re not in fraud you are getting left behind. Here we just thought he was legalizing comedy for Elon to ripped to shreds by all the people he wants to be friends with.

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u/maltliquorjetski 10h ago

Reminds me of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy

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u/saskdudley 10h ago

Do you think that’s all she was involved in while spending so many years with that family? How did she get that sweet position? Do you actually think that her only sin is an AMEX bill?

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u/jsc1429 9h ago

Who do you think she needs to be immune from prosecution from? The DOJ, the FBI, the SEC???? None of those agencies will be pursuing any accusations she has under Trump. I would wager they would actively seek to persecute her

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u/F1nnycar 9h ago

Don sent her thousands of miles away to get her out of Junior’s hair.

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u/AINonsense 10h ago

No. Um, the usual way. And, errrr… hmm. No.

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u/0_Foks_Given 9h ago

Jail is the least of her worries if she's threatening the Trumpty Dumbtys

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u/kcdale99 10h ago

Who though? The Justice Department is fully owned by Trump. They don't want to investigate.

Both houses of Congress are Republican controlled as well.

A state might, but then you know the feds will charge her.

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u/SomeCountryFriedBS 10h ago

Every single Congressional Committee after January. 

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u/_Standardissue 9h ago

Only if we collectively vote out the red hat mag-id-iots in such a resounding way as to be impossible to rig

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u/brokenmessiah 10h ago

and then revoke it afterwards.

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u/SundaeFree7010 10h ago

And keep her away from windows

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u/nono3722 10h ago

and stairs

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u/naptown-hooly 9h ago

Nope until they can verify if anything she says is true.

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u/saskdudley 9h ago

Of course the prosecution will have to do their due diligence.