r/oneliners • u/Internal_Drawing_460 • 2h ago
Joking about muslim fundamentalists can blow up in your face
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r/oneliners • u/huevosyhuevos • 4h ago
This field of carrots marks the worst snowman mass casualty event in history
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r/oneliners • u/ECatPlay • 13h ago
We used to have couch potatoes, now we have youtubers.
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r/oneliners • u/breck • 1d ago
Doc said he would be right back and told me to get undressed but never said stay in exam room.
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r/oneliners • u/No-Cardiologist7640 • 1d ago
Learning Braille is so easy you can do it with your eyes closed
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r/oneliners • u/Timberfist • 2d ago
TIL that Area 51, the top secret United States Air Force base in the Nevada Desert is so called because it measures exactly three meters by seventeen.
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r/oneliners • u/CFCYYZ • 2d ago
I joined the Procrastinator's Club in university, but the meetings were always postponed.
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r/oneliners • u/sulldanivan • 2d ago
After biting a flight attendant Selma Blair had the nerve to complain about the in-flight snacks.
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r/oneliners • u/SlitchBap • 4d ago
It's ironic that pregnant women can only have virgin drinks
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r/oneliners • u/ShaggyB • 5d ago
A hurricane and a himmicane got together and made a smaller storm and then developed post partum tropical depression
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r/oneliners • u/CrazyKZG • 7d ago
My penis may not be 12 inches long, but it smells like a foot.
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r/oneliners • u/Gusto88 • 7d ago
Pessimists see a bathroom stall without a door while optimists see a shit show ready to happen.
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r/oneliners • u/puneri_nonpunekar • 8d ago
Never thought that enrolling in a study abroad program would land me in a brothel.
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