r/oddlysatisfying • u/mbkm • 15h ago

My scoop of peanut butter

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u/G_ben_flowes 15h ago

Thought this was an egg

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u/IDiggaPony 15h ago

That peanut butter looks more like an egg than most eggs do.

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u/LazyLich 14h ago

That's cause most eggs are shells of their former selves

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u/PS181809 14h ago

shakespeare

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u/Sabre_Killer_Queen 13h ago

"What you egg?" - First murderer, Shakespeare's Macbeth

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u/PhoenixTineldyer 13h ago

Do you bite your egg at me sir

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u/verbutten 10h ago

Eggseunt, pursued by a bear

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u/SpermWhale 13h ago

Doesn't matter, got laid.

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u/Fuzzy_Effective9936 14h ago

The peanut butter auditioned for the role of an egg and got it.

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u/knowigot_that808 14h ago

is that why there is a spoon up its butt?

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u/Cyromaniap 12h ago

Nope, unrelated. Just an eggcellent idea.

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u/peon2 8h ago

Eggs don't look like eggs on film, you got to use peanut butter scoops.

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u/EskNerd 12h ago

"Things that try to look like things often do look more like things than things. Well-known fact," said Granny Weatherwax.

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u/Diane_Horseman 15h ago

Can I offer you some peanut butter in this trying time?

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u/MoominMai 15h ago

Double satisfaction for OP as they first got to dig into what looks like it must’ve been the top of a new jar!

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u/mbkm 15h ago

The tippy top

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u/lithodora 9h ago

You could make peanut butter eggs for Easter treats

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u/Nulono 14h ago

From the thumbnail, I thought it was a swaddled baby seen from above, and "My scoop of peanut butter" was some sort of affectionate pet name, i.e., "aww, aren't you just my little scoop of peanut butter".

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u/barelyawake126 13h ago

I thought potato

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u/snek-jazz 13h ago

OP ready to be a world champion in egg and spoon racing

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u/forgotwhyicameheree 4h ago

i thought it was an egg too until i scroll down a bit more lol

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u/Goblinstomper 15h ago

You could have kept that secret and won the egg and spoon race.

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u/Level-Move568 14h ago

With peanut butter like that you could even win the Olympics lol.

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u/FlatButWet 12h ago

High eggceleration for sure

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u/Witty_Equipment531 15h ago

Both odd, and satisfying.

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u/ridicalis 15h ago

I think the "odd" aspect of this is that a "good" peanut butter tends to separate, while this looks very uniform.

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u/delicious-croissant 14h ago

Looks similar to palm oil & sugar icing with natural peanut flavouring.

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u/Lower_Recover9943 15h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xjlC6nomocZhVXuZgM

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u/Prior_Dimension_6680 14h ago

I've never seen Matilda before, what's the "trying time" all about

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u/spryllama 14h ago

It's from it's always sunny in Philadelphia

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u/Prior_Dimension_6680 14h ago

Always?? He's driving in the dark. I know they were not great parents but just buy her some sunglasses. An egg tho? An egg?? Force choke their asses. 

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u/Lower_Recover9943 13h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/bar6tnPnzD7TW
She already ate the egg so we’re good

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u/Prior_Dimension_6680 13h ago

Yeah and I bet Ms Honey sorted that out REAL quick (again, never seen Matilda..) 

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u/DickyReadIt 11h ago

At least get her a bag of lemons to help with the scurvy

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u/Sinchanzo 8h ago

A chef would make up a name for this and charge you more than a whole jar costs.

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u/vanderbubin 7h ago

Not to be that girl but I work in culinary and this is pretty close to a damn good quenelle. Just need a more oblong shape and it's there

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u/OwnStudy723 3h ago

Pooby Bubber

not a chef

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u/TM761152 11h ago

An egg of peanut butter is now the plural of peanut butter.

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u/cynicalchicken1007 10h ago

As with a knob of butter, an egg of peanut butter

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u/Consistent_Detail_61 9h ago

Heard of a knob of butter for the first time ever today and now have heard it twice

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u/fatty_bao19 14h ago

How did you acquire such a smooth surface

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u/Blue_jalapeno 12h ago

I’m thinking it was the first scoop from a new jar.

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u/dynamically_drunk 9h ago

It's also all the palm oil...

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u/stickystax 11h ago

My thought exactly

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u/LotsaKwestions 13h ago

This is maybe the most appropriate post on this sub I've seen in a while.

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u/masterpi 7h ago

The smooth first scoop from the jar is always eaten directly from the spoon and washed down with milk, it's the rules.

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u/mafkJROC 15h ago

Bravo. Thank you for posting.

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u/EmployeeNo343 13h ago

The spoonful is so smooth it genuinely looks like a perfectly cooked egg

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u/S_A_R_K 8h ago

That right there is why my brother and I would fight over who got the first scoop from a new jar

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u/Hanhula 13h ago

Great to see another handsome /r/bald poster in the wild. That egg is buttery smooth.

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u/IAmForSureABot 12h ago

We all saw an egg

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u/Icy-Blacksmith-9948 11h ago

I want this image to be in the family album beside my future marriage and children's pictures.

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u/wSkkHRZQy24K17buSceB 11h ago

Is it natural peanut butter or peanut-flavored spread?

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u/JigsawnSean 10h ago

The technical name is egg-derived spread. The chickens are fed 100% natural peanut butter though.

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u/cone5000 7h ago

Definitely spread full of palm oil

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u/UseYourWords 12h ago

This must be preserved for our children

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u/TanteKante 11h ago

Put it in the Louvre!

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u/PM_ME_GOOD_WINES 11h ago

Absolute art

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u/AbaloneIcy8016 11h ago

It looks like its been left out for hours. How long have you been mesmerized by this spoonful of nutty goodness?

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u/formula145 15h ago

New jar, who dis?

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u/zipzap21 14h ago

Creamy and Yummy! Please x-post to r/PeanutButter. I feel quite certain the nut cases over there will drool all over this!

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u/steve_adr 13h ago

Perfection 👌🏻

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u/Dizzy_Dress_6015 12h ago

at first look at thought i was an egg😭

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u/Even_Objective2124 11h ago

this scoop looks so delectable

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u/amoebuh 10h ago

Redownloaded the reddit app just to upvote this

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u/YelperLou 9h ago

I can do that after sucking on it for a few seconds.

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u/WHITE_2_SUGARS 15h ago

You know what, yeah. Good post.

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 15h ago

I just came

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u/BoneFistOP What's a flair? 9h ago

Look at this bot calling a photo a video

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u/settermm 14h ago

Getting a scoop that aerodynamic takes a very specific kind of jar consistency.

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u/ChronoTriggerGod 14h ago

Looks like weird photoshop of an egg blending into a spoon

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u/Bitter_String9891 14h ago

Smoother than a fresh jar of Skippy.

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u/Hardcore_Moderate 14h ago

Smoother than a fresh SPOON of Skippy

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u/SonicTheHedgehog99 14h ago

For a sec i thought thats an egg lol

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u/Wemo_ffw 14h ago

This guy spoons

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u/Bonk_Police69 14h ago

God I wanna spoon this guy.

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u/OnlyPaperListens 14h ago

And the caloric density of a neutron star

(Sorry, I'm very short and very bitter about my TDE)

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u/goodolarchie 13h ago

A classic combo - peanut butter, bananas, and tin foil scraps.

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u/umikasie 12h ago

reminds mee of those breakfast bowls i make on sunday mornings

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u/thunderandreyn 12h ago

Sir that’s an egg.

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u/boo_snug 12h ago

Damn now I want a spoonful of peanut butter

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u/Dear-Adhesiveness820 12h ago

getting a scoop of peanut butter that cleanly is weirdly satisfying, especially when it comes out perfectly shaped

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u/OccludedFug 12h ago

Next time I need my peanut butter photographed, I'm coming to this guy.

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u/deepturned180isdeep 12h ago

It's because it was taken from a new jar of pb. Top layer is typically smooth and unscathed

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u/TypeONegative6000 11h ago

I legit thought this was a brown egg

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u/ANakedCowboy 11h ago

My crunchy would never

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u/Iqra_zz 11h ago

How does one manage to do this

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u/WeCantBothBeMe 11h ago

It’s so smooth it looks like an egg

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u/Keliza_azilek 10h ago

My new screensaver 🥰

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u/PhysicsPower_11_11_ 10h ago

Bows down to penut butter 😱

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u/Content-Mobile4126 10h ago

Better than feet pics.

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u/sbulin74 10h ago

Eggsellent

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u/boarshead12 9h ago

Looks dry right?

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u/KaiserSoze-is-KPax 9h ago

This pleases me

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u/Chosen_Business333 9h ago

Never seen such perfection 

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u/ShinyShynx 9h ago

Hell yeah !

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u/eulersidentity1 8h ago

All hail the ur scoop!

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u/nephilim_1 8h ago

I'm in a pretty aggressive caloric deficite right now and this image made me salivate so fucking hard 🤣

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u/Abject-Body-53 7h ago

i thought egg

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u/Dirty_Dan117 5h ago

This cured my OCD. Thank you.

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u/molostil 4h ago

That is a splendid scoop.

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u/Ok_Sky18 15h ago

That is perhaps the most perfect scoop of peanut butter I’ve ever seen

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u/Adventurous_Iron_551 15h ago

In matte finish

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u/bro_gee 15h ago

I love mixing peanut butter, banana and tinfoil bits

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u/Dreamcorepastel 15h ago

It looks like a giant chocolate egg and now I want one exactly like this.

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u/prw8201 15h ago

Yup I'd take a photo of that too. That's satisfying

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u/juniorjaw 15h ago

eggnut

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u/Ledgo 15h ago

Eat it.

EAT IT.

MUST EAT IT.

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u/nocktock 14h ago

The black bits are the peanuts eggs

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u/GovernmentBig2749 14h ago

it's perfect, I'm glad you took a picture.

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u/roguecolor 14h ago

I would frame it as is honestly

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u/Remarkable_Bit_9887 14h ago

Matte peanut butter

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u/Katanji 14h ago

Smooth. Now try it with crunchy peanut butter.

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u/beetotherye 14h ago

What's in the bowl? I see bananas and what else?

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u/Kaszrak 14h ago

Magnificent

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u/darmok42 14h ago

Everyone already commented on the perfection of the scoop, but I'm curious what you're eating it with! Banana and oats? Chia seeds?

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u/HaroerHaktak 14h ago

Thats an egg. stop lying to me.

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u/jhedfors 14h ago edited 14h ago

What are you mixing your peanut butter and banana with?

Yogurt and chia seeds? I had never considered that combination...

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u/CroissantWitness 14h ago

lies. It's either an egg or a new potato

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u/Willow1883 14h ago

She’s a beaut’, Clark!

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u/BiggusD1 14h ago

that is art mr white

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u/kat420lives 14h ago

Damn for a second there, I thought I was in “Backyard Chickens” looking at someone’s first egg!

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u/Solarinarium 14h ago

Wes Anderson brand pb I see

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u/Ill-Day1271 14h ago

Freeze it. 

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u/7evenSlots 13h ago

Elvis?! You’re still around in that island?

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u/kmccutch7 13h ago

I hope it’s Santa Cruz PB

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u/validestusername 13h ago

This should be the subreddit picture. Simply sublime

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u/Fickle-Sicko69420 13h ago

That's so amazing!

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u/djleroy 13h ago

Eggsellent.

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u/goldenbzzz 13h ago

Nah this gotta be ai

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u/modryzub 13h ago

Pretty cool but I can only think of how you need better peanut butter! Only peanut butter with crap additives looks like this

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u/Shivdaddy1 13h ago

My god, that is satisfying.

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u/meffman1 13h ago

Scoooop

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u/ermahgerd696 13h ago

Beautiful

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u/jperaic1 12h ago

I thought this was a potato.

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u/Netflxnschill 12h ago

It’s magnificent

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u/NotBearhound 12h ago

How you get that spoon in that egg

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u/TDYDave2 12h ago

smooth